Ann Coulter Is Against Weed Because A Pool Guy Didn't Clean Her Pool, Or Something

[onehandle]

Ann Coulter railed wildly against the legalization of pot on Wednesday, saying that it would turn people into drugged zombies incapable of work—or something like that. The conservative commentator sat down with Piers Morgan, and the two got in a heated debate over the implications of legalized pot.

"If it is made legal, vastly more people will take it and it will be a disaster for commerce," Coulter argued, adding, "Because potheads are incapable of following simple instructions and getting a job done."

When pressed by Morgan, Coulter gave the following example: "When I moved to a new place in California and there was a pool, and the pool guy didn't, you know, I come back then it's four feet down it's covered with green mold. And I called him up, he was a pothead. 'I was there that day' so I took three pictures and henceforth that was my argument."

Coulter didn't elaborate on how she knew the guy was a pothead, or how using one experience to judge an entire piece of public policy made much sense, but she stuck to her guns.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/23/ann-coulter-pot-economy-piers-morgan_n_4650921.html

[shenmue]

1. She's an android

You know she's not real.

[Archae]

2. This article just gave me a horrifying metal picture...

Ann Coulter. Pool.

Ann Coulter in a bikini.

[nykym]

6. Eben whorse

NUDE!

[bettyellen]

21. how hard is it not to knee jerk insult women's bodies? cannot wait till Hillary runs so I can listen

to people insult her looks all day long.

[Archae]

24. In Coulter's case the ugly goes all the way to the bone.

[bettyellen]

35. life in't some beauty pageant for us to judge- there's a fuckload of relevant criticism we should

level at Coulter, her looks are pretty irrelevant, and it;s sexist to deem them noteworthy. Now when we hear from some that Hillary is a chubby, dried up hag with cankles- that is on you two- who feel that is worthy of discussion here.

[n2doc]

3. She's against it because her masters are against it

If the Koch's, or whomever is calling the shots for the RW these days, were for it, you can be sure she would spew the party line.

[jmowreader]

4. Go to the link and scroll to the bottom

"No, heavy smokers work all night and then die young saving the Social Security System money!" Coulter replied. "Potheads, I'm going to be paying for their food, housing, now for their health care apparently because they can't perform any useful jobs," she continued.

Okay, let me get this straight: Heavy smokers die early, saving the Social Security system money. Ann Coulter is a heavy smoker herself, which suggests (if her allegation holds true in all cases) that she is going to die early. But she is going to be paying for their food, housing, now for their health care? Is she saying she's no longer a heavy smoker, or that she's not going to die early?

And speaking of "performing any useful jobs," what does Ann Coulter make besides "shit up"?

[marmar]

5. That's right-wing "intellegentsia" for ya ............

....... On a smarter planet, Annthrax would be considered an infectious disease.

[polichick]

7. Weren't her fifteen minutes up a few years ago?

[madokie]

11. Like maybe 15

[Johonny]

8. So itis illegal now and she can't clean her own pool

so if it were legal she'd be so high she might not clean her own pool some more. Now that sir is the kind of instructive conservative arguments MSNBC is lacking.

[snooper2]

9. She's really good at getting attention..

there is a reason she has made millions off people LOL...


She says something "outrageous"

Group A - She is so smart, awesome and hot!

Group B - Ignorant offensive woman needs to keep her mouth shut!


Add Group A, Group B, and the Intertubes-

BINGO!

[ForgoTheConsequence]

10. I've seen some here make similar arguments......

Ughhhh I have a brother in law who smokes pot and is lazy.......so it should be illegal and stuff....

[Javaman]

12. I've always got the impression that she was a giant closet pot head.

no one can be uptight like her all the time.

[Eleanors38]

15. No, pot affects the brain. Ergo.. nt

[Ikonoklast]

17. Pot? Nah. Cocaine, baby! She's waaaay too hyped up to be a stoner.

She always struck me as being coked to the gills every time I see her all manic and twitching on the television box.

[Sweet Freedom]

22. Agree /nt

[Beaverhausen]

33. She has admitted to being a DeadHead

OK I edited my post because she claims she never did drugs.

[Rex]

13. Why does anyone listen to that worthless POS?

Coulter is proof positive that the M$M would rather live in their own little world as opposed to reporting on real news.

Pathetic but expected from for-profit corporate news.

[Eleanors38]

14. Well, if she's got weeds in her pool, she should stop peeing in it.

[Tikki]

16. Writings on the wall there pumpkin', it's a clear sign…MOVE OUT OF CALIFORNIA...

Why would she even want to live in CA?


Tikki

[monmouth3]

18. I hope she's not the "intelligent conservative" she wants on MSNBC to argue with Ed and Rachel..LOL

[Blue Owl]

19. She is way too cold for chill

n/t

[grasswire]

20. Coulter was a deadhead.

I suspect she has a lot of personal contact with weed.

[Lochloosa]

23. Who really gives a fuck what she says?

No knock on the OP.

[Bluenorthwest]

25. Bill Maher is so much richer and more famous

than Coulter, I bet his pool guy shows up on time.....

[nyquil_man]

26. I'm surprised. I was expecting a reasoned, rational argument.

[Cleita]

27. She has a pool?

I should start writing cuckoo political diatribes so I can make enough money to have a pool.

[msanthrope]

28. Dear Ann...the pool guy just didn't want to fuck you...see,

http://m.

[Politicalboi]

29. But the pool guy was armed

So it was fine. Man, what a nitwit. Who was stoned?

When pressed by Morgan, Coulter gave the following example: "When I moved to a new place in California and there was a pool, and the pool guy didn't, you know, I come back then it's four feet down it's covered with green mold. And I called him up, he was a pothead. 'I was there that day' so I took three pictures and henceforth that was my argument."

I'm a stoner till I die, but even I couldn't figure out what she was saying. "You know, I come back then it's 4 feet down".

[Warpy]

30. The ruling class in a nutshell. Well, the nut, anyway

Pot terrifies them because they think we won't work hard enough if we had it legally.

What they never seem to realize is how much more effectively we work when our pain is addressed.

[MO_Moderate]

31. She watches too many movies

Not everybody who drinks is an ineffective drunkard, and not everybody who smokes pot will be a worthless pothead.

[Lint Head]

32. The pool guy? You gotta be fucking kidding me! Another rich, detached from reality, asshole.

[Tom Ripley]

34. Green mold four feet down? Is she confusing the pool guy with her gynecologist?