Peg Noonan Is So Very Bored With Barack Obama Giving The SOTU, As If He Were President Or Something

[babylonsister]

So much deliciousness, hard to snip.

http://wonkette.com/540131/peggy-noonan-is-so-very-bored-with-barack-obama-giving-the-state-of-the-union-as-if-he-were-president-or-something



January 24, 2014
THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS ZZZZZZZZ 9:00 am January 24, 2014
Peggy Noonan Is So Very Bored With Barack Obama Giving The State Of The Union As If He Were President Or Something

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So words, such yapping! Barack Obama inspired 65 million people to vote for him in the last election, but Peggy Noonan of the Order of the Sisters of Permanent Whiskey Face has always found him sonorous and dull, and listening to him once more will be such a bother! Can’t we get two hours of The Biggest Loser instead like we usually do on Tuesdays?

The bigger problem is that the president stands up there Tuesday night with ObamaCare not a hazy promise but a fact. People now know it was badly thought, badly written and disastrously executed [...]

When the central domestic fact of your presidency was a fraud, people won’t listen to you anymore.

They also stop listening when they find out that your administration has been running an illegal arms bazaar for a sworn enemy nation out of the West Wing and you claim to know less about it than you know about fluid dynamics. But it wouldn’t be a Noonan column if she didn’t take the opportunity to let us know how very much she really, really, no seriously really super dislikes the Affordable Care Act. Maybe it would make her feel better to know that Barack Obama doesn’t give a tinned shit what she thinks.

Besides, he’ll be talking in front of a room full of clowns with a lower approval rating than the Black Death. Next to Congress, Barack Obama looks like the greatest statesman since Pericles. But if Peggy would rather skip the speech and just listen to the sure-to-be-remarkable response from these three shining examples of American democracy, she has our permission.

[House of Roberts]

1. Tell her to drink every time she hears the words 'middle class'.

She'll be just fine...

[babylonsister]

4. Ouch!

Good job!

[Cha]

9. LOL-OUCH!

[TwilightGardener]

2. He could never be as exciting to her as Ronald Reagan's big toe.

Or foot. Whatever it was she went on about.

[NYtoBush-Drop Dead]

3. I would like to know who her..

plastic surgeon is though...

[charlyvi]

5. Grey Goose and Absolut…..

They pickled that face up real good!

[fadedrose]

6. Isn't it 9 PM, 9/24/14?

[MurrayDelph]

7. If she wants to spend that time watching "The Biggest Loser"

I'm sure her house has mirrors.

[Cha]

8. Poor Peggy Noonan... too bad Reagan is around

to give the rebuttal. I hear her kind has 3 rebuttals this year.. McMorris.. the gop is so smart.. they finally got a woman to give. A lying woman but the nevertheless.. and then Mike Lee and oh Rand Paul so he can whine too. Fuckers-all of them. yeah you too, Peg.

[babylonsister]

10. Ha! Tell me what you really think, Cha!

[Cha]

11. I was just thinking downstairs about that post..

how I'm not so genteel when writing about these lying idiots. I got a mouth on me.. it started with the bush-cheney coup and has only gotten more pottyishy. But, I can use my words when I want to.. it's not like I'm Deb on Dexter.

Aloha, babylonsistah~