What beverage is left for the right wing to drink...(LMAO)

[Playinghardball]

Donna NoShock @NoShock

What beverage is left for the right wing to drink...

10:41 AM - 3 Feb 2014

Found on the Obama Diary

[SunSeeker]

1. K & R

[wandy]

2. 'gotta love it. n/t

[lpbk2713]

3. Tea

BWAHAHAHA

[reACTIONary]

32. Brewed with unfiltered W VA water!!! (nt)

[Trajan]

4. They can have some of that rot gut energy drink

Rockstar to drown their sorrows ...

It is my understanding that is owned by one of their ilk ...

[KamaAina]

6. Savage Weiner's son

[Scootaloo]

5. How about a cool glass of turnip juice?

[KamaAina]

7. There's always

[loudsue]

73. That's right! They're all drinking the Kool-Aid!

In fact, they're drowning in it!

[stuckinodi]

8. Freepers are buying SodaStreams

to support Israel

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

12. Nope

Because Scarlett Johansson's a dirty librul who spoke at the Democrat National Convention.

It's so tough being a right-winger these days. Everyone is out to git ya!

[calimary]

79. Welcome to DU, stuckinodi!

Glad you're here! This is an interesting development. They're gonna have to boycott Coke & Pepsi. What will they do when they want one of those super-sized soft drinks?

[TheKentuckian]

9. I think they are about down to washing down three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwiches

with arsenic sauce.

[KentuckyWoman]

52. Well thanks a LOT

Now that song will be stuck in my head for another month.

[TheKentuckian]

60. Hehe...I guess it could be worse.

[Squinch]

10. And they can't have Girl Scout Cookies either!!!

[rhett o rick]

11. I was going to suggest Lite, Lite Bud, but that's foreign owned. Too bad. nm

[Mr.Bill]

13. Dr Prepper.

Intentional spelling.

[progressoid]

48. Oh no, you can't drink Dr. Pepper either.

Subject: Dr Pepper Boycott

We called on God on 9-11 so what's wrong with him now?

For those who have not heard, the bottlers/manufacturers of <NOBR>Dr Pepper</NOBR> and their other products, have started a "new" can campaign. They are putting patriotic scenes on them. One, is the Empire State Bldg. with the pledge of allegiance...but...they left off the words..."under God".

They felt it might "offend" some.

I don't know about you, but as a Christian, their position offends me! I am boycotting their products!

They said they didn't "have room" for those words, but yet they had room for "indivisible" on the can! Please pass this along to others and see if we can get a message out to Dr Pepper . . . if having "under God" on cans offends them, then they don't need our money with "in God we trust" on it!

PLEASE PASS THIS INFORMATION ON TO YOUR FRIENDS!

http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/undergod.asp

[Mr.Bill]

51. I read the same story about Pepsi a few years ago. n/t

[PatrynXX]

75. oops

okay fine guess it's generic cola fore you. Faygo? oh if they say it too face they'll say it's pop for ahem well I'm not saying it. Maybe they can go Root Bear. 1919 not too bad cept I love the stuff

Not picking on Faygo... oddly enough this fits in right they immigrated to the USA in the early 1900's Faygo has this nice history video on their site.

[lob1]

14. How about some Red Bullshit.

corrected spelling.

[Jack Rabbit]

15. I don't care what they drink, as long as Lucretia Borgia is serving

[nomorenomore08]

37. Ba-dum-PISH!

[W.J. McCabe]

16. I believe they still sell Moxie soda. They can have that.

[rpannier]

17. Coors

[livingonearth]

18. They're always drinking the Cool-Aid!

They'll probably just stay with that.

[kelliekat44]

19. Well, they never really changed from Kool Aid nt

[FrodosPet]

67. Should someone tell them about soul food restaurants?

Then they will have to quit drinking Kool Aid, too!

[freebrew]

70. Just grape...

the Pink stuff should be OK for them..

[Bjorn Against]

20. Pisswasser Beer

[DeSwiss]

43. That is hilarious!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

59. haaaahahshahaahhahahahaaahhaa!!!!!!!!!

!

[brett_jv]

92. OMG ... So. Much. Win ... Can't wait for that game to hit the PC so I can play ...

Hopefully it's better optimized than the PC version of GTAIV, which was a crazy-bad CPU hog ...

They did an ad for it in GTAIV as well, also hilarious ...

Last Night I think I shit the bed, got so drunk I gave a dude head ...

[tofuandbeer]

21. :D Brilliant!

[chollybocker]

22. And Chik-fil-A only serves Coca-Cola brand.

Heads a-splodin'!!

[underpants]

84. Ooh! Could they protest OUTSIDE Chik-Fula-hate?

That would be hilarious

[chollybocker]

23. 'It's a dry hate.'

[itsrobert]

24. TANG

but that was a by-product of the socialist space program.

[The CCC]

25. What beverage is left for the right wing to drink...(LMAO)

Grape Flavor Aid.

[47of74]

26. Moonshine?

[longship]

27. My name is Beam, James Beam.

Double oh nothing. Hic!

R&

[Warpy]

28. Bud Lite is still blameless, right?

If not, there is always Coors.

it's the kiddies who will suffer. They'll have to go back to drinking milk, horrible stuff.

[W T F]

29. Or Koolaid :-)

[SummerSnow]

30. Well they cant drink water anymore ...

cause the First lady said we should drink more of it. So water is liburul now.

[nomorenomore08]

38. Please oh please let them shrivel up from dehydration!

*fingers crossed*

[liberal N proud]

31. Before the teabaggers we said they drank the koolaid

Now just Tea!

[muntrv]

33. They still have Adolph Coors beer.

[AlinPA]

34. Kool Aid from Fox 'news'

[Politicalboi]

35. Santorum

Has that real frothy taste.

[BobbyBoring]

36. KOOL AIDE!

tastes great!

[Kablooie]

42. They are all filled to the brim with this stuff.

[SummerSnow]

39. That's easy. They're a bunch of bloodsuckers..that's their drink of choice.

[sheshe2]

40. Kick!

[Kablooie]

41. A few bottles of Thunderbird will set'em straight.

[lastlib]

44. uhhhh.....hemlock??

: crossfingers:

[kairos12]

94. More like dumlock.

[Jamaal510]

45. A cup of Papa Johns grease? nt

[DeSwiss]

46. Here's what the Teabaggers are drinking......

- I guess the rest of them will have to learn to like it......

K&R

[eShirl]

47. haha

[progressoid]

50. Fugelsang for the win.

[KentuckyWoman]

49. Lol

Poisoned water is not a joke but that punchline was so unexpected you got me to laugh.

Well played. k& r

[Bobbie Jo]

53. How about....

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[TheKentuckian]

61. Prescription strength

[leanforward]

54. Thanks, I needed a late night laugh.

I know the issue is not laughing matter for 300K citizens of WV in the Charleston, WV.

[spanone]

55. 'bril'

[bluestate10]

56. I suggest chilled Pee. They certainly have been trying to spray Number 2 over the rest

of society for decades.

[brett_jv]

89. Um ... pee ... is #1. Just sayin' (n/t)

[Crowman1979]

57. They better keep their old-pasty hands off of Vernors and Faygo!

I'll just tell them about how those beverages are from places where left-wing commie union thugs dwell. Then I won't have to worry about the price of a liter of Vernor's being jacked-up because these idiots needed a carbonated beverage refuge.

[Crowman1979]

58. What's left? A tall glass of shut the f*** up!

[brett_jv]

91. Reminds me of Happy Gilmore ...

I'm now suddenly wondering ... I haven't seen that movie since around the time it came out ... that's Ben Stiller, yeah? It totally looks like him in that picture but when I saw the movie originally he wasn't 'big' yet so it didn't register that's who it was.

[catbyte]

62. Charleston, WV tapwater? After all, business good, EPA evil...

[Vashta Nerada]

63. Coke.

Their labor practices are on par with Walmart so the RW should still love them.

[gopiscrap]

64. Hemlock?

[chknltl]

65. Wait a minute, why didn't they get their knickers bunched over the VW ad?

Isn't depicting rainbow fartin' angels some sort of blasphemy?

[jmowreader]

66. Everclear. In Big Gulp cups.

[A Simple Game]

68. Maybe they can catch some of that there trickle down. n/t

[JEFF9K]

69. After the water kills them, they can sue the responsible parties! ...

After the water kills them, they can sue the responsible parties! ... Unregulated capitalism really works!

[whatchamacallit]

71. More like 'What poison is left for the right wing to drink?" n/t

[sinkingfeeling]

72. Dr. Pepper?

[MineralMan]

74. Let them drink NEHI!

If they can find it.

[B Calm]

76. I love it!

[tridim]

77. How 'bout a Fresca!?

[Contrary1]

78. Here ya go:

They can support the local gazillionaire's brand, while helping to keep profits up and their employees on welfare...

[Deep13]

80. Coors nt

[DemoTex]

81. Beat me to it!

Coors with Chick-Fil-A

[Initech]

82. They could join the Juggalos and drink Faygo Cola:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-a3v7C_w-SkY/Un05D7V-dCI/AAAAAAAADJw/1ww-DN00vD4/s1600/12oz_can_Cola+(1).jpg

[LynneSin]

83. These people won't touch anything with Dihydrogen monoxide in it

just saying....

[underpants]

85. What happened to -NO ONE CAN TELL ME WEAT OR DRINK?!?!

[OregonBlue]

86. Postum.

Postum is a powdered roasted-grain beverage once popular as a coffee substitute. I believe it is popular with Mormons, and Jehovah's Witnesses.

[LiberalLovinLug]

87. How about Surge?

They seem to like that word.

[jaysunb]

88. Mountain Dew is their drink of choice. n/t

[brett_jv]

90. That's a PepsiCo product though ... that won't dew ... (n/t)

[azurnoir]

93. Orbitz?

[Flatpicker]

95. The most refreshing drink in the world.

Fresh Republican tears.

Made fresh daily. You can taste the butthurt in each sip.
It's so good.

[kairos12]

96. I would say Dr. Pepper, but maybe not, because they would think it was part of the ACA.

[bayareaboy]

97. How about a big glass of self made ...

BILE!

[Dollysmom]

98. Kool-Aid

obviously!

[FrodosPet]

100. No, because African Americans drink it

Especially grape, they usually have some cherry going as well.

And now I wish I could get to Pontiac for some smothered pork chops, greens, and a big cup of red.

[copperearth]

99. What can they drink ...

Sarsaparilla, Creme Soda ... Hemlock?