Suicide bomber instructor blows up his class.

[11 Bravo]

Don't you hate it when that happens? (I know that modeling the lesson is considered to be a "best practice", but this seems a bit extreme.)


http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/suicide-bomber-kills-suicide-bomers

[get the red out]

1. But

Do they get a tuition refund?

[flamingdem]

2. Some that sounds a bit

redundant.

[Scootaloo]

3. Talk about a head start program n/t

[louis-t]

4. Reported last words were....

"don't EVER touch this wire...."

[Rex]

5. Are those ninjas doing pushups?

Paging Chuck Norris, paging Chuck Norris...

[Electric Monk]

6. They graduated early. Good for them.

[freshwest]

30. Well, you could say that... n/t

[MrScorpio]

7. Is it the red wire, or the green wire?

Oh well...

[lpbk2713]

8. Class dismissed.

Forever

[Cali_Democrat]

12. ...

[KamaAina]

9. Darwin Award

[NoGOPZone]

10. He obviously had the technique down pat

a little off on the timing, though

[brooklynite]

11. IS the class grading on a curve?

[11 Bravo]

13. I was going to call it "hands-on" instruction, but pending the autopsies, perhaps "hands-off" ...

might be more appropriate.

[lumberjack_jeff]

17. Approximately parabolic. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

14. "Will this be on the test?"

[pacalo]

44. "This will be just a pop quiz."

[El Supremo]

15. They graduated Cum Loudly.

[11 Bravo]

18. OK, still chuckling here!

[Boom Sound 416]

35. LOL!!

[seveneyes]

16. School's Out!

[TheMathieu]

20. FOR... EVER!

[pintobean]

19. Quite the time saver.

They were going to drive VW Polos.

[Lancero]

21. Final exams are killer...

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[SirRevolutionary]

28. How did you do on the exams?

....Oh man, I bombed

[CK_John]

22. Teachable moment.

[msanthrope]

25. You got it.

[msanthrope]

23. I've seen this movie....

[pinboy3niner]

24. BREAKING: The class reunion has been canceled. nt

[11 Bravo]

29. OK, I have got to quit drinking when I read your posts!

I'm running out of paper towels to wipe off my monitor!

[SirRevolutionary]

26. Maybe it was the advanced class?

[Vinnie From Indy]

27. Hands down the toughest class at Terrorist U.

eom

[freshwest]

31. Iraqi army statement takes the cake there:

Another 15 members of the group were injured. An Iraqi army official described the commander as a "prolific recruiter," adding that he was "able to kill the bad guys for once" in Monday's accident.

Now the instructor will have to talk a few more dozen to sign up. Wonder if the wounded are having second thoughts. Not easy to live with such injuries as they probably have now...

[arthritisR_US]

32. Well, no apple for him....nt

[Lost_Count]

33. There is a Goofus/Gallant style Right/Wrong comedy sketch...

I just cant remember exactly where from....

Augh..

[Boom Sound 416]

34. Attention: we are now accepting early registration

[louis-t]

36. "Dear future terrorist: Good news! We now have openings in our program..."

[Boom Sound 416]

37. And

Our classrooms feature plenty of ventilation and multiple entrances

[louis-t]

38. Sunroof......

Giggety.

[Adrahil]

39. AMF! NT

[cui bono]

40. Word on the street was that class was da bomb!

[chrisa]

41. Everyone passed! A+!

The final exam was difficult, but everyone aced it with flying colors!

[toddwv]

42. OK Everyone Time for a Pop Quiz!

BAM!

[Vashta Nerada]

43. Not The Onion?

I'm surprised!

Edit: Why does the BBC story say they were blown up by their own car bomb?

[Mugu]

45. They blowup so soon! n/t

[sakabatou]

46. Achmed did warn about this thing

[Bazinga]

47. Experience is the best teacher.

Oh wait...

[lame54]

48. those who teach CAN do