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Earth_First

(14,910 posts)
Tue Feb 18, 2014, 09:12 AM Feb 2014

Sorry our wellpad failed. Have a free pizza, on US!

Last Tuesday, the residents of the small rural community of Bobtown in the far southwestern corner of Pennsylvania woke up to a horrible shock -- the sound of a massive explosion in their backyards. The source of the blast and the intensely hot fire that followed was a Chevron fracking well that had been set to begin production, but instead shot orange flames high into the air and gave off loud hissing sounds that could be heard hundreds of yards away.

It was a horrific event on every level. One worker at the rig was not found and is presumed dead. The fire -- who posed enormous risks to rescue workers and to the surrounding community -- burned intensely for five days before it was finally extinguished. Despite reassurances, neighbors surely worried whether toxins were released in the fiery aftermath.

But the people of Bobtown who endured the Chevron blast got a sweet -- or rather savory -- consolation prize for all that agita.

Tucked inside the envelope was a gift certificate to Bobtown Pizza, courtesy of Chevron. It entitles the resident to a free large pizza, and before you say something like, “Boy, is that chintzy,” you should know that was just the beginning, that the coupon also entitles the holder to a 2-liter soda.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/attytood/Chevron-Endure-our-fracking-fire-and-the-pizzas-on-us.html

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Sorry our wellpad failed. Have a free pizza, on US! (Original Post) Earth_First Feb 2014 OP
If they didn't think they could get away with it, they wouldn't do it. Brickbat Feb 2014 #1
Oh, and did the family of the worker who died get extra cheese? hatrack Feb 2014 #2
You have to sign a waiver for extra cheese jsr Feb 2014 #11
Now I've seen it all! In_The_Wind Feb 2014 #3
I don't think they would like where I would put that pizza. hobbit709 Feb 2014 #4
That's a waste of a good pizza. Chan790 Feb 2014 #5
Patronizing Pricks n/t Feral Child Feb 2014 #6
This really just says it all doesn't it? Champion Jack Feb 2014 #7
WOW! They threw in a 2 liter drink too! Rex Feb 2014 #8
That has to be fake, doesn't it? Progressive dog Feb 2014 #9
It's handwritten on a generic "gift certificate" template tkmorris Feb 2014 #12
I updated my post to include Progressive dog Feb 2014 #16
Search on the phone number jmowreader Feb 2014 #20
Free pizza and soda will conquer all jsr Feb 2014 #10
talk about adding insult to injury. magical thyme Feb 2014 #13
Expires on May Day PowerToThePeople Feb 2014 #14
talk about a tone deaf response ! nt steve2470 Feb 2014 #15
Not knowing the meaning of the word 'wellpad'... randome Feb 2014 #17
OMFG catbyte Feb 2014 #18
I bet picking up that free pizza makes it so no further litigation obxhead Feb 2014 #19
"Sign this receipt, please." randome Feb 2014 #21
That's awesome. CFLDem Feb 2014 #22
Adjectives fail me. Nanjing to Seoul Feb 2014 #23
This is the end result of some drunken joke at the Chevron Christmas party .... Scuba Feb 2014 #24

hatrack

(59,584 posts)
2. Oh, and did the family of the worker who died get extra cheese?
Tue Feb 18, 2014, 09:21 AM
Feb 2014

Wow, I bet a major pipeline failure inspires a blizzard of $50 Wal-Mart gift cards!

Can't wait!

 

Chan790

(20,176 posts)
5. That's a waste of a good pizza.
Tue Feb 18, 2014, 09:46 AM
Feb 2014

Yes, we'll take your pie, but we're still suing you and making sure your well never opens.

-People of Bobtown

Champion Jack

(5,378 posts)
7. This really just says it all doesn't it?
Tue Feb 18, 2014, 10:49 AM
Feb 2014

The big corporations can come in ruin your health, ruin your property values, destroy your lifestyle, and they'll just give you $10 worth of pizza and everything is okay.

tkmorris

(11,138 posts)
12. It's handwritten on a generic "gift certificate" template
Tue Feb 18, 2014, 11:08 AM
Feb 2014

Can you see them doing that for everyone in town? I can't.

On edit: Google maps can't find a Bobtown Pizza either. There is a Kyro's Pizza, and a Grama's & Pappy's, but no "Bobtown Pizza".

Progressive dog

(6,900 posts)
16. I updated my post to include
Tue Feb 18, 2014, 11:17 AM
Feb 2014

a link to a blogger's claim to have called the pizza place. I still have doubts, but fewer than I did.

jmowreader

(50,557 posts)
20. Search on the phone number
Tue Feb 18, 2014, 12:20 PM
Feb 2014

It's at 0 Main Street. It's in the "Bobtown Market," which is a little convenience store just outside of town.

The sick part is, I thought it was going to also sell Chevron gas...nope, just convenience store crap and fast food.

 

PowerToThePeople

(9,610 posts)
14. Expires on May Day
Tue Feb 18, 2014, 11:14 AM
Feb 2014
The Brief Origins of May Day

Most people living in the United States know little about the International Workers' Day of May Day. For many others there is an assumption that it is a holiday celebrated in state communist countries like Cuba or the former Soviet Union. Most Americans don't realize that May Day has its origins here in this country and is as "American" as baseball and apple pie, and stemmed from the pre-Christian holiday of Beltane, a celebration of rebirth and fertility.



In the late nineteenth century, the working class was in constant struggle to gain the 8-hour work day. Working conditions were severe and it was quite common to work 10 to 16 hour days in unsafe conditions. Death and injury were commonplace at many work places and inspired such books as Upton Sinclair's The Jungle and Jack London's The Iron Heel. As early as the 1860's, working people agitated to shorten the workday without a cut in pay, but it wasn't until the late 1880's that organized labor was able to garner enough strength to declare the 8-hour workday. This proclamation was without consent of employers, yet demanded by many of the working class.

At this time, socialism was a new and attractive idea to working people, many of whom were drawn to its ideology of working class control over the production and distribution of all goods and services. Workers had seen first-hand that Capitalism benefited only their bosses, trading workers' lives for profit. Thousands of men, women and children were dying needlessly every year in the workplace, with life expectancy as low as their early twenties in some industries, and little hope but death of rising out of their destitution. Socialism offered another option.

A variety of socialist organizations sprung up throughout the later half of the 19th century, ranging from political parties to choir groups. In fact, many socialists were elected into governmental office by their constituency. But again, many of these socialists were ham-strung by the political process which was so evidently controlled by big business and the bi-partisan political machine. Tens of thousands of socialists broke ranks from their parties, rebuffed the entire political process, which was seen as nothing more than protection for the wealthy, and created anarchist groups throughout the country. Literally thousands of working people embraced the ideals of anarchism, which sought to put an end to all hierarchical structures (including government), emphasized worker controlled industry, and valued direct action over the bureaucratic political process. It is inaccurate to say that labor unions were "taken over" by anarchists and socialists, but rather anarchists and socialist made up the labor unions.

(more at link..)

http://www.iww.org/history/library/misc/origins_of_mayday
 

randome

(34,845 posts)
17. Not knowing the meaning of the word 'wellpad'...
Tue Feb 18, 2014, 11:26 AM
Feb 2014

...I was expecting a feel-good human interest story. Oh, well, I'll keep looking.
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It might rain and it might not.
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obxhead

(8,434 posts)
19. I bet picking up that free pizza makes it so no further litigation
Tue Feb 18, 2014, 11:59 AM
Feb 2014

can be pursued against Chevron as well.

I'm sure Chevron knows exactly which certificates went to which addresses.

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
21. "Sign this receipt, please."
Tue Feb 18, 2014, 12:21 PM
Feb 2014

[hr][font color="blue"][center]"There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in."
Leonard Cohen, Anthem (1992)
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Scuba

(53,475 posts)
24. This is the end result of some drunken joke at the Chevron Christmas party ....
Wed Feb 19, 2014, 09:31 AM
Feb 2014

"Yeah, hell, if we poison their water or blow up their town, we'll give 'em free pizzas. Haw haw haw!"


Their arrogance has grown to the point that now they're just fucking with us.

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