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Faith is a very important part in many people's lives, and some people are very adamant about the government keeping "traditional marriage" alive. However, I don't think "traditional marriage" means what they think it means. Maybe instead of "traditional marriage" we can focus on two loving people being committed to one another?
http://www.upworthy.com/the-top-8-ways-to-be-traditionally-married-according-to-the-bible?c=ufb1
FiveGoodMen
(20,018 posts)theHandpuppet
(19,964 posts)Though we could end with a few more bullet holes in the house.
Token Republican
(242 posts)Such as when a man must marry his sister in law and what she must do if he doesn't.
Here are the details
When to Marry your sister-in-law by the brick testament
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)Solomon didn't have 700 wives; he had 300 wives and 700 concubines. So the correct number is either 300 or 1000.
Assuming he was a real man and not a fable, a magical king with an even more magical penis that caused women to ripen and ovulate when it was within ten feet of them, can you imagine the brigade of doctors he needed to monitor each of his harem's menses? When you're running a puppy mill like Solomon was, you have to be assured of a pregnancy from every sex act.
theHandpuppet
(19,964 posts)I have this same effect on women and I don't even have a penis. Amuses my wife to no end. My 1 wife, that is.
Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)Or was there a bulk rate deal on a some of them?
Didn't the wedding venues need to get bigger and bigger? It's not like he couldn't invite his current wives to the next wedding...
And what about his friends? How do friends react when you invite them to wedding number 447? "Oh, and you still need to bring a gift this time, too!"
And with 700 wives how do you find the time to even find, much less play around with 300 mistresses?
And how was his wealth split up when he died??
cinnabonbon
(860 posts)Last edited Fri Feb 21, 2014, 10:38 PM - Edit history (1)
I saw a similiar list on youtube. (warning: lots of misogynistic language! But otherwise fun.)
Much better to simply let people who love each other marry, regardless of sex. This whole 'protect traditional marriage' thing is dumb.
theHandpuppet
(19,964 posts)FourScore
(9,704 posts)cinnabonbon
(860 posts)theHandpuppet
(19,964 posts)I'd like to see more.
cinnabonbon
(860 posts)And she's done a lot of cool stuff. Here you go!
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrsBettyBowers/videos?shelf_id=1&view=0&sort=dd