"Miley Cyrus is an elaborate ruse employed by Obama to distract the US"

[Blue_Tires]

Miley Cyrus is an elaborate ruse employed by Obama to distract the US from important issues, says Korn frontman Jonathan Davis


It’s not often we get a baggy-panted nostalgic trip back to 90s with a Korn theme tune and a Miley Cyrus conspiracy theory.

So imagine our joy when we stumbled across frontman Jonathan Davis’ latest musings on "what’s really going" on behind the scenes at the White House.

The nu metal singer accused Barack Obama of using the Bangerz star as a media puppet to distract the nation from important political issues in the US.

Speaking on The Alex Jones Show, Davis suggested that the President manipulates the media in order to refocus civilian attentions on more trivial matters. Like twerking and really high-cut briefs.

"It seems really sad that everybody's so asleep and oblivious to the fact that the country uses the media to capture people's attention or take away from the fact that what's going on with our country," he said.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/korn-frontman-jonathan-davis-accuses-barack-obama-of-elaborate-miley-cyrus-ruse-9145241.html

[dilby]

1. Reminds me of this picture.

[zappaman]

2. IMPEACH!!!!!

WTF are we waiting for?
His Kenyan family and friends to invade us and take over the country?

Oh, and Alex Jones is a cutie and KORN is the best band in the universe!
YOLO!

[pinboy3niner]

3. Eleven-dimensional twerking?

Now THAT'S devious!

[Boomerproud]

4. If Miley Cyrus is a "distraction"

it ain't working.

[Warren DeMontague]

5. DU weighs in on Miley Cyrus

[rdharma]

6. Alex Jones loves KoRn!

Me..... I'm more of an "Electric Illuminati" fan.

[Sissyk]

7. LMAO!!!!

That is damn funny. What next. He set Justin Bieber loose in America???? Lol!!

[Token Republican]

8. Tin foil time

[JHB]

9. Psst, Miley: if you put out a song or album with "ElaborateRuse" as a title...

...I will actually buy it.

[edbermac]

10. So was Britney Spears an elaborate ruse employed by Bush to distract the US?

[jmowreader]

11. I heard he invented sauerkraut Jello and seven-inch men's stilettos too

Now, I can understand the shoes - he's shorter than his wife and she wears heels. But sauerkraut Jello...man, that's an impeachable offense.

[Warren DeMontague]

14. It's meant to be snorted, not eaten.

[TlalocW]

12. Okay, I can see this

Makes sense.

TlalocW

[Cheap_Trick]

13. I've got Korn in my shit

They've got shit in their Korn.

[MrScorpio]

15. This guy must be doing some really dynamite drugs. nt

[Earth_First]

16. ...and Bieber?

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