UN Appoints Sarah Palin to Mediate Ukraine Crisis

[MannyGoldstein]

UN Appoints Sarah Palin to Mediate Ukraine Crisis

The United Nations has appointed Sarah Palin as a special envoy to Ukraine, hoping she can help mediate a solution to the growing geopolitical crisis in that country.

According to sources close to the situation, Palin and a team of international crisis experts will fly to Kiev tonight to meet with Ukrainian officials before moving on to Moscow to negotiate a final settlement with Russia’s President Vladimir Putin over the fate of the disputed Crimea region.

The surprising selection comes just days after Palin boasted on Facebook that she had accurately predicted Russia’s invasion of Ukraine in a 2008 speech.

In an exclusive interview, U.N. President Ban Ki-Moon said he chose Palin because of her impressive first-hand knowledge of the region and hopes she can facilitate a dialogue that avoids war.

(Yes, it's satire... don't yell at me...)

[Laf.La.Dem.]

1. At least you did not show us a picture of Palin!!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Well, she does know the land. nt

[gollygee]

3. She can negotiate from her backyard! n/t

[Boom Sound 416]

4. Fly? Can't she just drive?

[Autumn]

5. It should be a short swim from her front porch. Why are we paying for her to fly?

[Ichingcarpenter]

6. Palin's speech to UN president

Mr. President


Barack Obama is adrift with no plan because his fundamental transformation of the same urgency that propelled the Abolitionists before the Civil Rights Movement during the 20th Century.

The real challenge is not easy. You are what keeps me going, keeps so many of them arrive in Washington. Status quo I think as well today of two other women who came before us

I thank God for Americas freedom. They're the ones who prayed in the United States military because we salute you, I have trust, I thank you so much for the first time in history a downgrade that happened because our country. Yes, we win. No, the mission is clear. The time to secure our future and preserve the blessings of liberty


We are the heirs of those who froze with Washington at Valley Forge and who carved a nation out of the United States since World War II. I believe that the world really works in order to get there.

thank you mr President





nothing was ever so clear the world is safer now.

[Demo_Chris]

7. Hillarious, but you need more cliches and in-sentence subject changes...

When I look out across the fruity plains of this great land carved by our founding fathers as a Christian nation (shout out to my friends in the Jesus Propeller Dominion Crusade Church in Wasilla) which liberals and their allies in the lame stream media want to destroy. Then I see our president Barack HUSSEIN Obama wearing his girly pants and riding his girly bicycle and wearing his girly helmet and Putin, when he isn't rearing his head over the magestic mountains and rivers of the great state of Alaska is riding on a BEAR. A bear, but not this momma grizzly.

[Jazzgirl]

8. LOLOLOL! I was going to post something similar!

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