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Duncan To Marry Common Core Standards
March 13, 2014
United States Secretary of Education Arne Duncan stunned much of official Washington today when he announced that he plans to legally marry the Common Core State Standards sometime in the very near future. Mr. Duncan made his announcement at a press conference in the Rose Garden, surrounded by President Obama, Attorney General Eric Holder and new Under Secretary of Education, Ted Mitchell, former CEO of the NewSchools Venture Fund.
Reporters appeared to be momentarily silenced by what many considered the strangeness of the announcement but quickly recovered and questioned the timing of Duncans announcement and the authenticity of Duncans motives, as well as the legality of the act itself.
Duncan denied that the wedding was a symbolic gesture or a publicity stunt designed
to draw attention away from the volcanic rejection of the CCSS across
the country, especially in New York State.
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This is about love, said Duncan, his voice at times cracking with emotion and his eyes appearing to tear. True and abiding love. And theres no doubt in my
mind that the love I feel for the Core, the Core
feels for all the children of America, every last one of
them and especially those we want to help close the achievement gap.
Duncan acknowledged that there are legal challenges in the mating of man and document but, with Attorney General Eric Holders blessing, is determined to break new ground in the civil rights issue of our time. Duncan links the proposed union to a larger struggle. If Ive said it once, Ive said it a hundred times,
education is the civil rights issue of our age. Our marriage is just another Rosa Parks moment on our way to helping all of our children become college and career ready. Duncan, still legally married to Karen Luann Duncan, acknowledged that before the marriage to the Common Core could take place he had to first divorce his current wife. Holder is said to be personally involved in this process which he is prepared to expedite.
Duncan would neither deny nor confirm the rumor that Andrew Cuomo offered the use of the Governors mansion in Albany New York for the ceremony but did acknowledge that Cuomo would be a guest at the wedding.
Press releases from the Department of Education revealed that the ceremony would be a gala and star-studded event with guests including Mark Zuckerman, Oprah Winfrey, Mike Bloomberg, Michelle Rhee, Bono, Eli Broad, Rupert Murdoch, John Legend, Thomas Friedman, Kid Rock, Corey Booker, Caroline Kennedy, as well as President Obama and the First Lady.
The ceremony will be presided over by President Obama.,
The event will take place in an undisclosed location and will be funded in its entirety by a grant from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
Note: This post is dedicated to the pea-heads in both the DOE and the NYPD who thought it a good idea to throw my courageous friend and colleague Francesco Portelos in jail for 33 hours for writing a piece as silly as this. Good thinking fellas!
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