Has anyone seen a penis.......

[PumpkinAle]

Police in the United Kingdom reportedly shut down part of a busy motorway in Middlesbrough, England, Thursday to search for a man's missing penis.

According to U.K. news outlet Metro, the road was closed off after an unnamed 40-year-old man was found at the side of the road in a "distressed" state. The man's penis had reportedly been cut off.

It is believed that police shut down the motorway in the hopes of finding the man's severed penis, though it is still unclear whether or not the appendage was found.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/13/road-closed-penis-a66_n_4958405.html?utm_hp_ref=world&ir=WorldPost


And just where is Lorena Bobbitt?

[pintobean]

1. Rerun

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024659045

[PumpkinAle]

9. Sorry did a search and couldn't find it

kept getting things from 2007 and 2004.

[loudsue]

2. It was a hard day for somebody.

You can be cock sure of that!

[JVS]

3. People wouldn't make jokes about a woman having her clitoris cut off.

[badtoworse]

5. That actually happens quite often in certain parts of the world and you're right; it isn't funny.

[JVS]

7. Neither is funny.

[badtoworse]

8. That is also true

[badtoworse]

4. If you can find, watch the movie "Street Trash"

[cthulu2016]

6. And this strikes you as funny? Har har.