Sarah Palin Is Starting Her Very Own Web Channel...lets give it a name.lol

[SummerSnow]

Last edited Sat Mar 15, 2014, 09:42 PM - Edit history (1)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/14/sarah-palin-rogue-tv_n_4965990.html?utm_hp_ref=sarah-palin



DumbTV for the win


and lets name some tv shows she might have on there.lol

The Grifters

[Aerows]

1. Qwitter. n/t

[RKP5637]

3. Wow, that's a good one!

[Aerows]

4. Or just Twit.

Either works

[WinkyDink]

29. Or KWIT.

[derby378]

18. Damn...

I'll still contribute a suggestion, but I think you won the Internets tonight.

[calimary]

2. The Ding-Dong Channel.

[roamer65]

5. I can see Russia from my channel.

[RainDog]

6. Don't have a name

But I've got the theme song (with video from the doc "Holy Ghost People&quot .

[steve2470]

7. RussiaVision nt

[wildbilln864]

8. stupidity.com n/t

[C_U_L8R]

9. Palindrone.

24/7 fancy pageant talkin.

[The Straight Story]

10. Quitter's Asylum, partial line up:

"Don't change the channel, we will be gone before you can anyway"

"You can't quit something if you never start it"

Partial Lineup:
1. Back Porch Politics
2. Palin's kitchen - recipes for disasters and cooking by the bible
3. Abstinence hour

[shenmue]

11. Duh

[3catwoman3]

12. It would have to have more than 4 call letters.

East Coast version - WSTFU
West Coast version - KSTFU

[livetohike]

13. WWTF. Or, who the hell could stand to look at her for more than 5 seconds.

She was over exposed six years ago. I predict this lasts a week.

[3catwoman3]

19. Perfect.

I bow before your genius!

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

14. Yahoo!

Oh, wait

[LiberalAndProud]

15. Yesterday's News.

Sarah's celebrity is waning and there is nothing that a web channel can do to stop it. She's done. She just doesn't know it.

[polichick]

16. Amurkin Vioos

[UTUSN]

17. Oh, holy Zeus, will my agony never end. not a question. n/t

[Fumesucker]

20. Starbursts

h/t Rich Lowry

http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2008/10/palins-little-starbursts/210760/

I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.

[derby378]

21. Sarahnity Now! (n/t)

[Blue Owl]

22. MeTube

n/t

[livetohike]

23. LOL

[kairos12]

24. Campaign Modern Family--used as a campaign prop to promote a lunatic to the second highest office

in the world

[abbeyco]

25. Hmmm....IQTV

But one could only hope she'd quit teevee - and it ain't never gonna happen as long as she's making dollars from it.

[Initech]

32. -IQTV

[Contrary1]

26. Thanks again, John McCain. n/t

[Aerows]

27. In What Respect? n/t

[Anansi1171]

28. PALE! (nt)

On edit : Rhymes with FAIL! so that could work too.

[BeyondGeography]

30. Crox

[Initech]

31. A Møøse Once Bit My Sister

[awoke_in_2003]

33. A lot of DUzys in this thread...

hopefully that is enough to catch the do'er of the DUzy's attention.

[awoke_in_2003]

34. WBSC

Batshit Crazy

[GReedDiamond]

35. Palintology.com...

...really, really old, stupid, discredited, debunked and failed ideas about politics, economics, the environment, energy policy, etc, and big gubmint in general -- for all the halfwitted, moronic racists, homophobes, gun humpers and xtian religious freaks & hypocrites out there.

Can't wait to see what Grifterella will charge the rubes for monthly subscriptions...

[africanadian]

36. IQ TV

In this case, however, the letters would stand for "I Quit."

[lob1]

38. It should be IGTV, because they never spell anything right.

Welcome to DU.

[alittlelark]

37. S-PLAILIN

Splailin about the tubes of the inter-web ...Spewin Splainisms....

[lovemydog]

39. AirheadTV

[onethatcares]

40. wordsaladsarah

......

[pinboy3niner]

47. Or Web Salad TV

[jmowreader]

41. Desperavision

She's starting to look like the fifty-year-old woman she is. And because this is her motto...

she needs a job where she can continue her schtick without the three-hour makeup sessions.

[Scuba]

42. The Sarah Palin Hour (runs 30 minutes)

[Danascot]

43. Talking Moosehead

nt

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

44. The Otter Limits

Around the World in a Daze

Wasilla Tonight

[backscatter712]

45. Green Eggs and Spam. n/t

[MoonRiver]

46. Can't Fix Stupid - So Join Us!

[flvegan]

48. IGNorant, RubeTube, EmptyV

With the last entry, we'll have to channels that sound like "MTV" that show nothing but shit.

[JoeyT]

49. In keeping with the naming theme for "Current"

I'd go with "Antiquated".

[librechik]

50. The Snow Job Channel n/t

[COLGATE4]

51. The REAL Snow Snooki

[Gothmog]

52. Palin is following Glenn Beck's model

If you can not make it on Fox, then start your own their own cable channel. I have heard that beck was doing well with his business model. I have trouble believing that this business model is viable. Now beckkk will have an addition competitor in this niche

[pinboy3niner]

53. Too Scary for SyFy: SarahPalinado!

[IDemo]

54. MeMeMe TV

[Tom_Foolery]

55. DeadAirTV. n/t

[Motown_Johnny]

62. BrainDeadAirTV n/t

[on point]

56. I suggest 'WAKO' - The Crazy Channel

[11 Bravo]

58. YouRube

[MineralMan]

59. Failin' Palin TV

[DeSwiss]

60. Well, there could be some copyright issues to work out, but......

- The Alaskans - White Vengeance?

K&R

[3catwoman3]

61. With apologies to Rod Serling...

... The Twitlight Zone.