Florida Man Keeps Right on Sleeping as Over 100 Teens Party in His House

[steve2470]

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2014/03/florida-man-sleeps-through-party-over-100-teens-in-house

A Florida man told authorities he was sleeping as his daughter hosted a party with over 100 guests that sent five teenagers to the hospital.

The Huffington Post reports that police were called to the Winter Park, Fla. home on Friday night and arrived to find teens fleeing. Steve Miller said he had no idea that there would be alcohol or drugs at the party. "If my daughter told me they were going to have alcohol I wouldn’t have permitted it," he told WFTV, adding that he didn't see any drugs.

"We found five teenagers who appeared to have overdosed on alcohol and we are not sure of what type of drug right now," Orange County Sheriff's Office Lt. Paul Hopkins told WFTV. Five of the teens—including Miller's daughter—between the ages of 15 and 17 were hospitalized; two of them were in critical condition, but they're currently recovering.

Though Hopkins said he wasn't sure what type of drug the teens mixed with alcohol, the Huffington Post said that it was Xanax. No charges have been filed at the moment.

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The latest in my FloridaMan series. How in the world could he sleep through all that ?

[SheilaT]

1. I've been known to sleep through

an earthquake. Well, it was simply an aftershock of one a month or so earlier. A lot might depend on the layout of the house in question.

[d_r]

2. How in the world could he sleep through all that ?

knowing Florida Man, it was probably all the alcohol and xanax he took.

[jberryhill]

3. I can understand Florida Man being tired

What with all the crazy shit he's up to any day.

[2pooped2pop]

4. it's just his plausible deniability claim

kind of like Christy.

[PowerToThePeople]

5. Bernie?