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Are_grits_groceries

(17,111 posts) Sun Mar 25, 2012, 04:00 AM Mar 2012

Cheney got his heart from

Breitbart.

Pol Pot's wasn't available and Liz wouldn't give hers up.
They are the only ones that won't be rejected.
It's all a cover anyway to make him seem human. He has never had a heart.

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Cheney got his heart from (Original Post) Are_grits_groceries Mar 2012 OP

I'd have suggested Redneck Democrat Mar 2012 #1

He would do better with a soul transplant. Loudmxr Mar 2012 #2

He will never re-evaluate his life. man4allcats Mar 2012 #4

The best part is that now Cheney has to live the rest of his life... pinboy3niner Mar 2012 #3

Sheeny to Wizard of Oz: If I Only Had a Heart District_12 Mar 2012 #5

Some deserving person did not get a transplant so that Cheney could continue wasting oxygen GreydeeThos Mar 2012 #6

totally agree!!! newfie11 Mar 2012 #8

How did he get one so fast? Major Hogwash Mar 2012 #7

He found a 'willing' donor... pinboy3niner Mar 2012 #13

I don't know--has anyone accounted for Mr. Spock? lastlib Mar 2012 #16

He probably mercuryblues Mar 2012 #9

As a thank you gift. n/t sarge43 Mar 2012 #10

+1 mercuryblues Mar 2012 #11

bin Laden's was too good-natured, so that was out. TheCowsCameHome Mar 2012 #12

I figured he bought it from the Junkman malthaussen Mar 2012 #14

A pig? Earth_First Mar 2012 #15

I think Worried senior Mar 2012 #17

DICK CHENEY'S MEDICAL TEAM PERFORMS MEDICAL MIRACLE.... GOPonziconz Mar 2012 #18

You don't have to qualify for the transplant list if you BYOH! GOPonziconz Mar 2012 #19

Redneck Democrat

(58 posts)

1. I'd have suggested

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 04:12 AM

Mar 2012

Stalin or Hitler.

Loudmxr

(1,405 posts)

2. He would do better with a soul transplant.

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 04:15 AM

Mar 2012

Seriously I am glad for him. Perhaps he will re value his life now.

man4allcats

(4,026 posts)

4. He will never re-evaluate his life.

Reply to Loudmxr (Reply #2)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 05:16 AM

Mar 2012

He will be a rotten son of a bitch until the day the last heart they give him finally stops beating. And that day can't come too soon.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

3. The best part is that now Cheney has to live the rest of his life...

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 04:20 AM

Mar 2012

...with Breitbart screaming in his head, "Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! ...."

District_12

(3 posts)

5. Sheeny to Wizard of Oz: If I Only Had a Heart

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 06:37 AM

Mar 2012

Booosh to the Wizard: where's my brain?

GreydeeThos

(958 posts)

6. Some deserving person did not get a transplant so that Cheney could continue wasting oxygen

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 06:49 AM

Mar 2012

The only bad thing about Cheney's eventual death is that he will die a free man rather than in Leavenworth.

newfie11

(8,159 posts)

8. totally agree!!!

Reply to GreydeeThos (Reply #6)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 07:26 AM

Mar 2012

Major Hogwash

(17,656 posts)

7. How did he get one so fast?

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 07:02 AM

Mar 2012

Looks to me like there would have been other people ahead of him.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

13. He found a 'willing' donor...

Reply to Major Hogwash (Reply #7)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 08:56 AM

Mar 2012

lastlib

(23,309 posts)

16. I don't know--has anyone accounted for Mr. Spock?

Reply to Major Hogwash (Reply #7)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 10:40 AM

Mar 2012

Green blood--cheney compatible.

mercuryblues

(14,543 posts)

9. He probably

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 08:17 AM

Mar 2012

got it from a Chinese prisoner.

sarge43

(28,945 posts)

10. As a thank you gift. n/t

Reply to mercuryblues (Reply #9)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 08:26 AM

Mar 2012

mercuryblues

(14,543 posts)

11. +1

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #10)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 08:27 AM

Mar 2012

TheCowsCameHome

(40,169 posts)

12. bin Laden's was too good-natured, so that was out.

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 08:50 AM

Mar 2012

malthaussen

(17,217 posts)

14. I figured he bought it from the Junkman

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 09:14 AM

Mar 2012

Which would mean Cheney now has Patty LaBelle's heart...

-- Mal

Earth_First

(14,910 posts)

15. A pig?

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 09:16 AM

Mar 2012

How fitting?

Worried senior

(1,328 posts)

17. I think

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 10:55 AM

Mar 2012

it's very sad that someone had to die so he could get a heart.

GOPonziconz

(38 posts)

18. DICK CHENEY'S MEDICAL TEAM PERFORMS MEDICAL MIRACLE....

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 11:09 AM

Mar 2012

THEY TRANSPLANTED A HUMAN HEART INTO AN ASSHOLE!

GOPonziconz

(38 posts)

19. You don't have to qualify for the transplant list if you BYOH!

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2012, 11:13 AM

Mar 2012

Liz went out and got him a fresh one, probably from a homeless vet!

I heard it was still beating when she handed it to him.

The comments on Twitter about this are hilarious!

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