General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBill Kristol: "Invading Ukraine Will Be Quick and Painless"
By Bill Kristol
As I write this, the United States is facing the greatest foreign crisis in our entire history: a showdown between pro-America Ukraine and Vladimir Putins pro-evil Russia.
Its a greater crisis than Syria, Libya, Iran, North Korea, Egypt, Tunisia, Yemen, Pakistan, China, Georgia, Somalia, Burma, Venezuela, Iraq, Afghanistan, Israel and Palestine. Well, maybe not all those places, but pretty damn close.
While President Obama sits on his hands and waits for diplomats to take care of things, Putin plays chess with the world as an arrogant, belligerent bully, interfering in other countries and demanding their leaders and people act however he wants them to act. Where does he get the nerve?
Thats why we as Americans need to stand united together and send a message that were not going to allow Putins aggression, and if necessary we will intervene in Ukraine with the military or otherwise -- but preferably with the military.
Relax, the Daily Current is parody.
djean111
(14,255 posts)"plays chess with the world as an arrogant, belligerent bully, interfering in other countries and demanding their leaders and people act however he wants them to act. Where does he get the nerve?"
Bwahahaha! Sorry, I am no Putin admirer, but still, the irony.....
sabrina 1
(62,325 posts)more than at the most, $40 billion.
Well, now we know for sure who is driving all of this.
I hope he will be signing up to lead the troops in that little battle, or at least his family members. Considering it is such a threat to the US and all, all those chicken hawk patriots need to get ready to go fight for their country.
djean111
(14,255 posts)with it.
sabrina 1
(62,325 posts)decided to try to find another of the neocon war mongerers, the one who adored Machiavelli, Michael Ledeen. I found him writing on his blog about Syria. He hasn't changed, war, invasions etc are the ONLY way to go, to shorten what we could expect from these war criminals.
And that wasn't satire, it was the same old Ledeen. Lol!
nilesobek
(1,423 posts)has gone over the delusional edge. I'd like to know when the last time Kristol had to perform a strenuous manual labor task. Kristol doesn't have to dig the rifle pits, he doesn't have to carry the weapons and ammo, he just sits on his faux ivory throne issuing edicts.
I don't actually know much about this clown but its my guess he wouldn't last long in work camp.
Btw you are very well spoken.
Loudly
(2,436 posts)Ha, satire. Got me.
littlewolf
(3,813 posts)el_bryanto
(11,804 posts)On reading the article; it's definitely parody.
Bill Kristol is a neoconservative hawk whose political and military expertise comes from playing countless games of Risk in college.
Pretty good parody though.
Bryant
MannyGoldstein
(34,589 posts)I just added a disclaimer at the end.
JustAnotherGen
(31,823 posts)Truly quite sad that Bill Kristol COULD really have written this.
tblue37
(65,342 posts)ON EDIT: Apparently we just got "Poed." The fact that Poe works so well is evidence of RW insanity.
(I should have read the article rather than just the excerpt in the OP. The Poe becomes more obvious as the article progresses.)
SomethingFishy
(4,876 posts)Although when he was on Bill Mahr he was pushing the military idea...
Benton D Struckcheon
(2,347 posts)Kristol can't be that stupid can he? I thought at first.
Almost believable. Like Maddow said, it's an actual shame this guy still appears as some sort of expert on the news.
BeyondGeography
(39,374 posts)MannyGoldstein
(34,589 posts)BeyondGeography
(39,374 posts)Lots of fun here.
7962
(11,841 posts)TBF
(32,060 posts)general in charge.
We've got to have someone on here capable of making the photoshop of Kristol marching off to war. Somehow I think he may be a one-man show.
uriel1972
(4,261 posts)The first on the front lines. As a general he would be a total disaster. As the first foot soldier, he might learn something about the military option.
TBF
(32,060 posts)in line marching in. I assumed there would be a leader marching in but what you say makes more sense. We are definitely in agreement.
chrisa
(4,524 posts)Jim__
(14,076 posts)... playing countless games of Risk in college."
He definitely has that part right.
malaise
(268,993 posts)This time though send Kristol, Rumsfeld, Cheney and Bush.
Still this is my favorite line
Putin plays chess with the world as an arrogant, belligerent bully, interfering in other countries and demanding their leaders and people act however he wants them to act. Where does he get the nerve?
Bwaaaaaaaaah! Go figure idiot!!
There is not a nation on the earth guilty of practices, more shocking and bloody, than are the people of these United States, at this very hour.
Go where you may, search where you will, roam through all the monarchies and despotisms of the old world, travel through South America, search out every abuse, and when you have found the last, lay your facts by the side of the everyday practices of this nation, and you will say with me, that, for revolting barbarity and shameless hypocrisy, America reigns without a rival.
Frederick Douglass
July 5, 1852
What to the Slave is the 4th July
http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/document/what-to-the-slave-is-the-fourth-of-july/
Please send this to Kristol
catbyte
(34,384 posts)Insert colossal eye roll here...
nxylas
(6,440 posts)"This article is parody, Just."
zeemike
(18,998 posts)He is too slick to actually say clearly what he means...
ctsnowman
(1,903 posts)reformist2
(9,841 posts)newfie11
(8,159 posts)Always easy to sit back and tell others to fight in a war. I think we should sent a military of 1 to fight his war. He is it.
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,001 posts)The headline is a lie.
I know Bill Kristol is a dangerous war-monger, but our side doesn't need to distort the truth. Yes, it is parody, but the headline is bald and unadorned with any caveats. I almost didn't read further, but I couldn't quite believe it, even for Bill Kristol.
progressoid
(49,990 posts)liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)Their rhetoric should not be considered with any value.
AAO
(3,300 posts)OK - its a parody, but a damn true to like one!
Pennie109
(128 posts)should be the first in line to fight. Bill Kristol and his neocon friends can lead the way.
I'm tired of these people wanting to go to war and then sit back and criticize everything while the men and women who actually have to serve die or suffer horrible injuries.
I'm sick of these people.
Sanity Claws
(21,848 posts)iandhr
(6,852 posts)Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)still not very smart. Putin is realizing his life needs to get his "ideas" completed before the end of his life. I hope he has failed crops.
Turbineguy
(37,329 posts)he gets shot first.
Doctor_J
(36,392 posts)Why does this dude still have a job?
Reter
(2,188 posts)But seriously, can someone who's interviewing this guy please ask him why he loves war so much? He consistantly takes a pro-war stance on all of them, even when his own party opposes it (Libya, Syria).
mountain grammy
(26,620 posts)It may be satire, but it's very close to Kristol truth.
The Wizard
(12,545 posts)in a rehab.
librechik
(30,674 posts)jwirr
(39,215 posts)Jack Rabbit
(45,984 posts)Kristol will take his supporters and, dressed in pull over sweaters decked with block lettering "GOP/USA", mini-skirts and waving pom poms, cheer on the troops while they're over there. When the troops come home in need of medical care and jobs with living wages, then he and his pals will give them the raspberries and scold them for wanting "free stuff."
1monster
(11,012 posts)ON EDIT: Oh parody. It gets harder and harder to tell reality from parody these days. However, my comment stands.
It's more like a show down between two massive egos: The United States Empire that Krystal embraces and the former Soviet empire inspired empire that (ex-KGB guy) Putin would like to reinstate.
Can't we get rid of the "Us vs Them" mentality in this freakin' human dominated world and become WE?
Or in the words of Bobby Darin: "We the people here don't want a war."
Blue Owl
(50,362 posts)Depends who you talk to, Fucko
Zambero
(8,964 posts)However, that Neocon phrase was coined for Iraq, so given how that one turned out it wouldn't work too well for Ukraine. Therefore, a new slogan is in order. Also, for future reference we'll need to conjure up something in advance to supplant "Mission Accomplished". Except there won't be a staged fly-in on an aircraft carrier as backdrop this time -- more like a smoldering ruin of a city, somewhere in Russia or somewhere in the U.S.
L0oniX
(31,493 posts)Zambero
(8,964 posts)It's been years since the U.S. initiated a war, jumping in with both feet, using faulty logic, with no justification for doing do, no exit strategy, and no consideration of cost or consequences. So long that Neocons like Kristol can no longer bear it. So why not go all the way and confront Russia at their doorstep while we're at it. The Cold War was for sissies. So let's get down to business, and dust off the nukes just in case so Putin will back down. If this is not our biggest foreign crisis at the moment, by God let's make it so. Another "slam dunk", only this would be "quick and painless". Ukraine or bust baby!
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)Jack Rabbit
(45,984 posts)Thanks, Manny.
Ilsa
(61,695 posts)Or take Gov. Half-Term with him since she can see Putin.
Glad it's satire.
steve2470
(37,457 posts)nilesobek
(1,423 posts)I've been hating on Kristol so long I overlooked the parody and believed it.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Another repuke chickenhawk.