Time for some traffic problems in Fort Peep
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he George Washington Bridge toll booths are pictured in Fort Lee, New Jersey January 9, 2014.
Time for some traffic problems in Fort Peep
By Sarah Binder
March 18 at 7:00 am
Investigation continues into Governor Chris Christies (R-NJ) involvement in the September lane closures at the George Washington Bridge, a move that turned the toll plaza and streets of Fort Lee, New Jersey, into a parking lot. Faithful readers of the Monkey Cage know where this is headed: straight down the corridors of The Washington Post to the 2014 Peeps Contest! Traffic drum roll please for my annual mom-daughter entry into the Peeps Contest:
Time for some traffic problems in Fort Peep! The Peep Authority has opened many of the EZ-Peep lanes this morning, but dozens of commuter Peeps are gridlocked at the GW Bridge. Why? Governor Peep Christie (taking a sneak peep from atop the Fort Peep toll plaza) has been out early this morning working the cones. No Peep escapes Christies wrath: even the New Jersey Rabbi(t) is stuck in a sea of marshmallows.
Poor peeple: all dressed up and nowhere to go!