OMG!-Sen Vitter: "Koch Brothers are two of the most patriotic Americans in the history of the Earth"

[kpete]

Vitter made the comments during a March 18 town hall at Blanchard Elementary School in Blanchard, Louisiana.

"I think the Koch Brothers are two of the most patriotic Americans in the history of the Earth," Vitter said. That line sparked applause from the audience.

Later on during the town hall, Vitter heaped some more praise on the Koch brothers, which again, sparked applause.

"Maybe this is a good example because I'll be honest with you, God Bless the Koch brothers," Vitter added. "They're fighting for our freedoms."

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/david-vitter-koch-brothers?utm_content=bufferc74fb&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

[meadowlark5]

1. More like fighting for their profits n/t

[yeoman6987]

5. I am still stunned by Louisiana

I cannot believe that Democrats could not beat this turd. We had the best opportunity and didn't do it. UGH! Hopefully next round.

[kelliekat44]

31. Are they really even citizens? I'd check their birth certificates.

[awoke_in_2003]

67. Google their ties

to Nazi Germany.

[MindMover]

2. The dupers leading the duped ... either they fully believe there own bullshit or they are the best .

actors on the face of the earth ....

[radicalliberal]

64. Re Sen. Vitter:

Re Sen. Vitter: It's a case of the diapered leading the dumb.

[Kurovski]

71. Say this fast ten times:

Ding-dong Vitter's boner bounces for poopy Pampers and the two dapper anti-democratic despots as well.

[Gothmog]

3. Great cartoon

[kpete]

4. have another:

[Gothmog]

8. I also like this cartoon

[Gothmog]

37. Here is one for you

[City Lights]

6. Resluglicans have a perverted definition of "patriotism."

The Koch bros and those who adore them are a cancer on America.

[lunasun]

30. _+1

[Rex]

7. '...most patriotic Americans in the history of the Earth.'

Why the Earth? Why not just America...OH WAIT...America NOT GOOD enough for Vitter?!

[BeyondGeography]

51. But not, apparently, the universe

Why the restraint, Vitter?

[Rex]

52. He might be under the impression that the universe revolves around the Sun.

I guess really he is implying that Earth IS the center of the universe. Seems to be one of their biggest problems along with understanding humans. Anyone explain stars to him? He probably thinks the Sun is some big God orb Jesus lives in and parks his chariot.

[Sheepshank]

9. "You Lie" n/t

[jsr]

10. Because Koch Industries makes the best diapers

https://www.kochind.com/About_Koch/Transforming_Daily_Life.aspx

[IggleDoer]

11. Who knew?

Vitter, the whore-monger would become the whore.

[upaloopa]

12. There ain't nobody fighting for our freedoms.

I really hate that "fighting for our/your freedoms meme.
It sent me to war, it wrecked the economy and now it's destroying working people.

[notadmblnd]

13. what fight would that be Mister Vitter

the right to soil your adult diaper while in the company of prostitutes?

[Turbineguy]

14. Not only that,

they make terrific diapers!

[Spider Jerusalem]

15. He's only saying that because they gave him a lifetime supply of free diapers

[Auntie Bush]

29. No, he probably got a lifetime of free Depends!

[navarth]

69. There's the comment I was looking for. Saved me the trouble. nt

[cui bono]

16. It's important to keep in mind that he's only going back 6,000 years.

[surrealAmerican]

17. I think he really means it, too.

Yes Senator Vitter is that stupid.

[Berlum]

18. Notorious Diaper Dandies (R) got weird "values" and ideas.

...As everyone knows...

[L0oniX]

19. Sick sociopaths.

[muntrv]

20. So says diaperman.

[Orsino]

21. Therefore they aren't.

That was easy.

[2naSalit]

22. Okaaay...

Vitter said, "I think..."

oxymoron right there, 'nuff said.

[Myrina]

23. Depending on one's defintion of 'patriotism' and what one thinks 'Murka "stands for" ...

[PATRICK]

24. Maybe they make

a personalized line of cotton diapers in their toilet tissue plants for Sen Vitter.

[spanone]

25. best congress money can buy

[Half-Century Man]

26. Isn't that like saying

"Our tapeworm is the largest muscle in the body"...?

There is one god thing about the Koch brothers, They are mortal (and OLD).

[Sarah Ibarruri]

27. Isn't Sen Vitter (R) the dude that pays prostitutes to diaper him and feed him from a baby bottle?nt

[neverforget]

28. "fighting for our freedoms" = fighting for the best government money can buy

Fuck you Vitter and Fuck you Kochs!

[3catwoman3]

32. I would love for some everyday, ordinary person...

...such as myself, to have the opportunity to publicly ask the Koch brothers the following question -

"How much more money do you personally need?" And to have the encounter set up so an honest answer was required. No BS'ing about whatever it is that they BS about like being job creators and other such crap, but just how much more money do these 2 obscenely wealthy SOBs need before they would no longer feel the need to manipulate everything in this country for their own personal gain.

Kind of like in court, with the old, "Just a yes or no answer." I'd really like to hear an actual dollar figure.

[Kurovski]

33. Patriotic AND erotic.

Hubbedy-hubbedy-hoodely-hoo, and a ding-dong daddy to you-all too.

Maybe Vitter would like to dress them up as marines or some kinda shit, eh?

[rtracey]

34. he may be correct

He may be correct about the Koch brothers. They may be the most patriotic people on the face of the earth. It just happens that they are on the opposite side of our belief system. Imagine if we had a Koch Brother system for the Democrats....what good we can continue too do, but we are on the receiving end of their "type" of patriotism....and that is bad for the country....as Democrats go...

[valerief]

35. What else would you expect from Diaperboy? nt

[Renew Deal]

36. Patriotism is measured in dollars

[hobbit709]

38. Talk about a Koch whore

[Dopers_Greed]

39. "fighting for our freedoms"

Yeah, our freedom to be serfs for the oligarchy.

[KamaAina]

40. Why does he hate George Washington so much?

[JHB]

41. I guess his donometer rolled over...

He saw a big number with a lot of zeros after it, and just had to sing out.

[FiveGoodMen]

42. "Vampires are the most altruistic, benevolent creatures in the history of the earth"

Slight paraphrase.

[Beacool]

43. Vitter and the Koch brothers are of one mind.

Vitter pays for sex, the Koch brothers pay politicians.

Ergo, politicians = whores.

[Wolf Frankula]

44. How Much do the Koch Brothers Give Diaper Vitter?

I'm sure it's a lot.

Wolf

[KamaAina]

45. Why? Do they own Huggies?

[catchnrelease]

46. Wow!

Nothing like going overboard with the ass-kissing there Dave!

He must be smoothing the way to get some more Koch contributions coming his way. Yeesh.

[Blue Owl]

47. I've heard Koch gives you the shits -- time for a new diaper...

n/t

[MADem]

48. Please, let me translate--I speak a little Vitterbullshit!!!

"I think the Koch Brothers are two of the most patriotic Americans in the history of the Earth," translates roughly to "Those two bastards have polaroids of me in a diaper and rubber pants, and a brief video of Mistress Edna changing my shitty diaper while I whine and shake a rattle!"

[tooeyeten]

49. He's pandering for money

Parlaying their investment in him for bankrolling take over as governor after Jindal. Pampers for all!

[Rosa Luxemburg]

50. I see, the Koch Bros own Pampers and Huggies!

[Initech]

54. That is a good point!

[Initech]

53. Two words come to mind, and they are not "patriotic Americans".

"Terrorists" and "traitors" are what actually come to mind. And that also includes Vitter and every other Congressman and Senator who's in their coffers.

[tofuandbeer]

55. I'm sure this is said above, but I wonder how much he got paid for saying that?!!!

[Cha]

56. He means "Pathetic".. fixed it.

[ReRe]

57. That's "rich."

...

[dembotoz]

58. more than our war dead, more than those who recieve the medal of honor-just offensive

did not know diapers came in camo

[NastyRiffraff]

59. Vitter: bought and paid for

It probably didn't take much, either. A month's supply of Depends maybe.

[sdougreid]

60. freedom to destroy climate and our democracy

The Koch's fight for freedom is perverse. They work to destroy our climate, the future of mankind, and also attack our American democracy. They are sick sociopaths who will leave a terrible legacy to their descendants.

[VA_Jill]

61. And of course

Diaper Dave, from what is quite possibly the most corrupt (and polluted) state in the country, is in just the position to know this…...

[nxylas]

62. Applause from the audience

Who I'm sure were a completely representative cross-section of the general public, and not in any way hand-picked.

[bvf]

63. "...the history of the Earth"??

This guy takes Gingrichian hyperbole to a whole new level, no?

[allan01]

65. gag me please

[Iwillnevergiveup]

66. Run, David, run!

Again.

[geretogo]

68. Hitler

The SS , the brown shirts , and the Hitler youth thought heir Hitler was the most patriotic man at that time to .

[yuiyoshida]

70. some one is

delusional. YES INDEED.

[Turbineguy]

72. The last American patriot of that caliber

was Nikita Khrushchev!