‘One Million Moms’ outraged over ‘sexual perversion’ of Honey Maid campaign

[William769]

The 64,000 members of “One Million Moms” are targeting Nabisco over its “This is Wholesome” campaign that prominent features a same-sex couple and their children.

“Nabisco should be ashamed of themselves” for attempting to “normalize sin,” said the group, in its latest missive.

The company behind Honey Maid graham crackers and Teddy Grahams, unveiled the diversity-rich advertising campaign earlier this month, featuring same-sex parents among its collection of real American families.

“This commercial not only promotes homosexuality, but then calls the scene in the advertisement wholesome,” chided the group. “One Million Moms stands up for Biblical truth which is very clear in Romans 1:26-27 about this particular type of sexual perversion.”

http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2014/03/one-million-moms-outraged-over-sexual-perversion-of-honey-maid-campaign/

[William769]

1. Heres the original thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024642068

[yeoman6987]

23. What I find interesting is….

I would never have seen this campaign if it had not been for this story. I find out more cool advertising due to the hate of conservatives then I do in life. I am so glad to have seen this advertisement. I think this is very cool! Keep complaining there conservatives, you are bringing awareness to this great company!

[awoke_in_2003]

131. Same here...

I watch very little TV

[madaboutharry]

2. They should change their name

to A Million Hateful Moms.

[William769]

11. +1.

[Maedhros]

17. More like "A Couple of Dozen of Hateful Moms Who Struggle With Numbers" [n/t]

[LadyHawkAZ]

34. LOL! +1

[Kurovski]

71. DUzy.

Clearly, a million DUzies.

[freebrew]

137. Looks more like 64,000....

are there really that many, I'm searching for the word here, dumbasses?

[Kurovski]

151. Nicer terminology might be something like...a...

"foolhardy Frau's"

But there is nothing that will convince you faster of your accuracy than a belief that you are god's own little housewife here on Earth, tidying up all the things a supreme being just can't seem to manage on his own.

[Warren DeMontague]

87. They're joining up with Bill Donohue's Catholic "league" for a MASSIVE rally at the local pizza hut

[Arugula Latte]

119. Watch out! They're really cheesed off!

[Botany]

114. much more like two dozen old white men w/ time on their hands and an ISP hook up

BTW Businesses are in the business to make money and even I
as a dumb ass straight guy knows that we have lots and lots of
GLBT people who have money and will be good customers .....
..... especially if a company is out front and first in showing
GLBT people as good folks.

I am sure President Obama or his people did the #s and figured
out that they would pick up votes in supporting gay marriage too.

[hollysmom]

43. nope, have to change it to 64K moms. Lets understand numbers

[Kurovski]

77. Did they jack Facebook?

Just wait'll George Takai gets wind of this.

[Warren DeMontague]

148. Oooh, that sounds dirty.

[Kurovski]

149. With that many hopped-up moms you just know some are pervettes themselves.

it's the law of averages.

What they hide from the bake sale committee will never be hidden from the Lord.

[Warren DeMontague]

150. The drain ads probably hit a nerve

[Kurovski]

154. I'd say a tight little bundle of nerves.

But I live in fear of the alert from our own right-leaning contingent of, what? ten, twelve?

[Warren DeMontague]

155. Say no more!

No, really, say no more.

[Kurovski]

156. Cute little nub of a button there.

umm, I mean...nothing! I said NOTHING!!!

[MADem]

94. They should change their name to what they are--a half dozen nastyass busybodies pretending to have

a constituency!

[LondonReign2]

126. A Couple of Dozens Church Ladies

[DesertDiamond]

130. How about, "64,000 Moms Who Have Enough Hate for A Million Moms"?

[xxqqqzme]

147. They would probably

get more than 64,000 'likes' if they did.

[Beartracks]

173. .064 Million Hateful Moms, natch. n/t

[Sheepshank]

3. Apparently their recruiting for One Million Moms needs some work

otherwise I'm thinking their best process would be to simply stfu.

[JI7]

4. is there a list of the million moms ? can i just make up a group and claim

it represents 100 million or some shit ?

[Squinch]

29. I think it's really an ill-attended Robert James Waller fan club from Dubuque. They got to talking

one day on the "Keep Christ in Christmas Cookie Exchange" day. All four of them.

[Pisces]

5. Who cares, they are irrelevant !!

[abelenkpe]

6. One Million Moms are outraged?

Suddenly I want to buy lots and lots of Honey Maid graham crackers.

[KarenS]

9. me, too,,,, goes with Cheerios =) n/t

[NewJeffCT]

135. Me, too

and, I need to stop at the grocery store on the way home tonight.

[Lars39]

7. What a handsome family!

[joeybee12]

8. The first thing that struck me was...

Gee, those 2 guys look like brothers!

That said, fuck those 1M Moms, if indeed their cabal of 324 braindead women is actually 1 million

[Lucky Luciano]

46. That's exactly what I was going to say.

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I totally would have thought they were brothers from the picture.

The other thing I was going to say is "What sexual perversion?" I just see a couple and two kids - definitely no sex?! These million idiots are visually impaired.

[undeterred]

66. So, I need to know...

Just what is the sexual perversion that this family practices with the graham crackers?

[LiberalAndProud]

10. Let me extend my lukewarm sympathy to the million moms.

The Kraft / RJR / Nabisco / General Foods conglomerate isn't making these commercials because they harm the bottom line. Advertizing isn't about changing social norms. Advertizing is about selling product. Clearly, inclusive advertizing sells product. Congrats to LGBTQ activists everywhere. This speaks to your success.

[daleanime]

48. +1

[RufusTFirefly]

60. +100000. Meanwhile, I hope their labor policies have improved.

In 1995, for instance, female employees at a Nabisco plant in Oxnard, Calif., maker of A-1 steak sauce and the world’s supplier of Grey Poupon mustard, complained in a lawsuit that line supervisors had consistently prevented them from going to the bathroom. Instructed to urinate into their clothes or face three days’ suspension for unauthorized expeditions to the toilet, the workers opted for adult diapers. But incontinence pads were expensive, so many employees downgraded to Kotex and toilet paper, which pose severe health risks when soaked in urine. Indeed, several workers eventually contracted bladder and urinary tract infections. Hearing of their plight, conservative commentator R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr. advised the workers to wear special diapers used by horses in New York’s Central Park carriage trade.

Source: Corey Robin

Corporations will do whatever maximizes their profit. That is -- literally -- the bottom line. It just so happens that their ad has successfully latched on to an encouraging zeitgeist. Perhaps they actually believe their ads. Or maybe they're just opportunists. Another huge conglomerate, Coca-Cola, which profited over efforts to fight AIDS in Africa, while at the same time allegedly hiring union-busting squads in Central America, is a master at this sort of cynical misdirection.

[mountain grammy]

100. Reality check, thank you!

but the commercials do mirror the changing social norms so, in this case, I'm glad to see it. Also, if it pisses off the fanatics I'll consider that a plus. But let's remember, that shit really ain't made by elves.

[RufusTFirefly]

101. Thanks mountain grammy! Totally agree!

I'm happy to see that even rapacious, amoral multinationals feel the pressure to dabble in the Equal Protection clause, but I have no illusions about their ultimate motivations.

And I'm certainly not going to shill for them or rush out and buy their processed food-like commodities.

[Lunacee_2013]

143. Wait, instead of fighting for the right of adults to piss whenever they needed to,

that conservative idiot told them to wear horse diapers? W.T.F. Some people...are just ...crazy.

You're right about the company being more opportunist then anything else. Still, it was the right thing to do, even if it was all for the money.

[truedelphi]

157. That is one scary story. n/t

[LiberalAndProud]

163. This is a really informative post.

Your links contain a lot of important information. I encourage you to add this to your journal. It's really good.

[Kurovski]

70. Yes, the moms don't seem to be very smart cookies, and quite frankly a bit crackers.

Is that too judgmental?

[awoke_in_2003]

133. Excellent post. nt

[DirkGently]

12. Excellent. n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

13. Oh, right, "One Million Moms"... more like 20K max. They get mad about "sexy" ads, too.

remember the drain ads?

http://www.nerve.com/news/tv/one-million-moms-now-has-a-problem-with-offensive-liquid-plumr-ad

http://onemillionmoms.com/issues/contact-clorox-on-new-liquid-plumr-ad/

[Kurovski]

82. That ad makes me angry.

Angry and horny.

But then so does Teddy Grahams, to hear some people's point of view.

[Warren DeMontague]

84. Sounds like maybe youve got a clogged pipe

[Kurovski]

88. Over-flowing, leaky.

Things are very wet around here.

[leftyohiolib]

109. oh that's funny - ive not seen that berfore

[Johnny Noshoes]

176. Too funny!

[Wait Wut]

14. I only see one offensive thing in that pic.

I do not like that shade of red in pants. What is that? Cranberry? Ew.

[Warpy]

20. Not my color, either

but he's able to pull it off nicely.

[Kurovski]

96. On my moniter it reads as a kind of rust.

just awful.

[KittyWampus]

15. One Million Moms hand Nabisco a huge advertising victory.

[William769]

16. Agreed.

[Warren DeMontague]

79. That's the thing censorship advocates never understand.

The people who dream about getting rid of the gays or the sex or the nudity... That's a special form of delusion.

[Kurovski]

89. It's like they took their cue from duck dynasty.

LGBT draws crowds.

And finally stone-free!

[MrScorpio]

18. Where's the sex?

All I see are families.

[Kurovski]

74. it's in the minds of the fllth-hungry fraus.

too much Barbara Cartland and not enough Tales of the City.

[Warpy]

19. They were 40,000 at their peak

so they should be sued for false advertising right out of the gate.

And if something is pissing them off, or that idiot Catholic with a fax machine off, then the ad campaign is doing something right, getting noticed.

Somebody ought to tell those sour faced baggages that what other people do isn't any of their business, they need to focus on their own lives.

I promise you, those are the lives that need the most attention.

[whopis01]

121. Well don't they say nowadays that 40,000 is the new 1,000,000? n/t

[txwhitedove]

21. I'm a proud member of One Million Grandmas, and I say STFU!

[William769]

22. Here! Here!

[one_voice]

24. What sexual perversion?

I see a beautiful family.

Love me some graham crackers. Honey Maid is the brand I buy.

I'm going to have some now.

[William769]

25. Agreed!

[nadinbrzezinski]

26. Too bad I am allergic, or I would go buy a box

[William769]

27. You could buy some & give to a food pantry.

Just a suggestion.

[nadinbrzezinski]

30. True, next time Momma's kitchen sets up shop

I usually give them money.

[Kurovski]

91. That is a GREAT idea! The Postal workers national food drive is coming up in early May

YES!

[Terra Alta]

28. I would have never seen this commercial

If not for the outrage of "One Million" Moms. I think it is a cute commercial. I hope more and more companies feature same-sex couples in their ads. Pretty soon these people will be boycotting everything except Chick-fil-a and Hobby Lobby.

[rhett o rick]

31. Please take a minute to tell them what you think.

http://mdlz.custhelp.com/app/contact/sa/1/session/L3RpbWUvMTM5NTM1OTM1Mi9zaWQvQ2U0dl9LUGw%3D

[William769]

33. Thanks for the link.

[rhett o rick]

53. Thanks for the OP.

[Laffy Kat]

102. Confused here. Is that the link to the advertising company or Million Idiot Moms?

Looks like a product link but I want to make sure before I text. Thx.

[Orsino]

32. One Million Moms = about twelve motherfuckers. n/t

[eShirl]

35. religious fanatics hate freedom and human rights

Maybe they'd feel more comfortable in Uganda or Russia.

[Vashta Nerada]

36. It's quite clear "One Million Moms" don't know how to count.

A bunch of hateful women, they are.

[Beacool]

37. First it was the Girl Scout cookies, now it's graham crackers.

Damn, by the time I'm done buying stuff that the RW kooks boycott, I'm going to gain 10 lbs.

[Brickbat]

38. I was hoping to see a picture of perversion.

I AM DISAPPOINT.

[Kurovski]

45. The OP is about what a group of depraved fart-sniffers thinks.

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Let that be enough!

[KatyaR]

39. Can we please give these people their own country?

Somewhere far, far away from me? I'm sick of listening to this shit.

[theHandpuppet]

44. I'm petitioning for the Rapture

Can't come soon enough as far as I'm concerned.

[Kurovski]

92. They want Texas...but they AIN'T gonna get it!

[Nay]

40. WELL! Looks like I need to go out and buy some Honey Maid graham crackers!

[Logical]

41. What am I missing? Is someone having sex in the window? I can't make it out. n-t

[seveneyes]

42. Well, there are at least 84 Million other mothers in America

That don't feel strongly enough about it to push their religious views on others.

[jtuck004]

47. And? That's a bit like saying gravity exists. <G> n/t

[Ohio Joe]

49. “This is Wholesome”

Truth.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

50. so they executed a biological process. they seem to think

That gives them some kind of stature?

Feh.

[Zorra]

51. Honey Maid is now the official only graham cracker used in my cheesecake crusts.

What a great photo!

[MerryBlooms]

52. Man, that's some kinda hate-filled hearts going there. n/t

[sheshe2]

54. Oh my

A right-wing conservative group is crying foul following the debut of Nabisco's "Wholesome" graham cracker commercial for both Honey Maid and Teddy Grahams, which features a pair of gay fathers with their children.

One Million Moms, which is best known for its failed boycott of JC Penney after the retail chain hired Ellen DeGeneres as its spokesperson in 2012, claims they are "highly offended" by Nabisco's “disrespect of millions of American families by supporting the homosexual agenda," Right Wing Watch first reported.

"Nabisco should be ashamed of themselves for their latest Honey Maid and Teddy Graham cracker commercial where they attempt to normalize sin," members of One Million Moms wrote on the group's website. "Right away it shows two men with a baby, followed by other families, and ends with different families pictured including the one with two dads."

They added, "This commercial not only promotes homosexuality, but then calls the scene in the advertisement wholesome."

More: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/20/gay-honey-maid-one-million-moms_n_5001438.html?utm_hp_ref=media&ir=Media

Well my dear mad moms, the ad depicts a far more wholesome family than the one you have. Yours is about intolerance, bigotry and hate. I have a question for you moms, how does that make you and your family wholesome?

Yup, right. It doesn't.

[Half-Century Man]

55. You think graham crackers are kinky?

What are you doing with them?

[sakabatou]

56. I'm gonna get some more crackers

[pnwmom]

57. I bet Honey Maid doesn't mind the publicity at all. Keep going, 64,000 whatevers. n/t

[myrna minx]

58. I saw that ad and it made me so happy!

I'm so grateful to see something as simple and family "kid food" as graham crackers taking such a huge progressive leap into family equality advertising. It made me tear up, actually.

[Kurovski]

68. Fred Phelps is turning over in his grave.

Because Satan thinks he's Hawt! nudge, nudge.

I think we should get gay married, mm. That will then take care of our retirement worries and also piss-off our parents!

[myrna minx]

75. Like Mae West says ~ MmmOhhh.

I guess that's one retirement strategy, my darling.

[Kurovski]

86. Now you are starting to sound like the "millions of moms".

I said marriage, I said nothing about sex.

but we'd have to see if we could fit it in.

Somewhere in between the doctors appts. and bocci ball.

[myrna minx]

112. I find long sessions of mahjong to be more than satisfying.

So ~ in 10 years, if like we're totally not like married to anyone else, we'll get hitched and like totally move into a huge house with all of our friends.

[Kurovski]

158. And...

a pantry full of graham crackers, the perfect food for seniors and pre-teens alike.

Hi folks at Nabisco! Welcome to DU!

[MisterP]

139. well, he's not buried yet, so he's just in the morgue...

[Kurovski]

161. Wow! That's just exactly how he raised his kids.

Uncanny resemblance.

[Cha]

59. Love is Love and Love Wins~

"Biblical truth".. really? Sorry, not buying the campaign of hate against my friends.

Mahalo William~

[sheshe2]

61. Hey Cha!

That's what friends are for~

[Cha]

63. Lovely bunch of

FRIENDS,she!

[sheshe2]

65. Oh yes indeed Cha! :)

[Cha]

72. Mahalo for that, sheshe.. Dionne Warwick, Stevie, Elton, Gladys Knight..

The Early Years~Beautiful~

[sheshe2]

81. UR Welcome.

How are you sweets? Okay?

Hey! How did you get the cool and the hi together/ I like that!

[Cha]

85. Easy..

I got some news.. I'll write you.

[William769]

62. And it doesn't go unnoticed.

[Cha]

64. What can I say..

[tabbycat31]

67. One 'million' moms need to get laid

[BodieTown]

69. "One Million Dads" approves Nabisco

I formed the group. It's only me for now, but I feel like a million.

On behalf of One Million Dads, we'd like to convey this simple message to One Million Moms: STFU and go back to your cave.

[MNBrewer]

73. Thanks for the reminder to put Honey Maid on my shopping list.

[jollyreaper2112]

76. Hah

I always love it when Christians quote scripture to prove a point of view. It only holds sway if its something I profess to believe in. Do you think quoting Marx to Rush Limbaugh would shame him? Hah! But quoting Jesus to Fred Phelps should have shamed him, unless he's a hypocrite. Wait, think he is?

Honestly. You think a Christian from Texas would give a shit about a Hindu reading a Veda about why you shouldn't eat cows? It is written? So what? Hey, Christian. You know how you think their beliefs are bullshit? Right back atcha!

[TomClash]

78. Where's the sin?

[progressoid]

104. Cracker crumbs in bed is a sin.

[cvoogt]

80. I heard

that Mars needs a million moms

[tridim]

83. Hey, look at us, we're intolerant!!!111

Idiots.

[valerief]

90. Someone oughta teach these dames how to count. nt

[polichick]

93. As soon as I saw it, I knew the crazies would have a field day. Good ad! Stocking up on Honey Maid.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

95. "Biblical truth"? Millions of families are making truth "on the ground" (and in homes).

... (analogous to the phrase "boots on the ground", meaning armies creating new realities).

[Behind the Aegis]

97. Only one mother's opinion matters to me.

Mama Aegis heartily approves of Honey Maid and her gay son and his handsome partner, whom she hopes one day will officially be her son-in-law because she is tired of daughter-in-laws!

[Kurovski]

159. That's sweet as a teddy graham, son!

Give your honey-bunch mama a hug from us DUers!

My mom wants me to marry a nice basketball player now that they've gone gay.

[3catwoman3]

98. There is a delicious bit of irony in this outrage.

Dollars to donuts that not too many of these million moms know anything about the origin of graham crackers. They were inventrd by a minister, Sylvester Graham, who believed that eating bland foods would help suppress sexual desires.

Doesn't seem to be working too well.



Item #8 in the link below:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/20-things-you-never-knew-about-popular-inventions


“The Graham cracker was conceived of as a health food as part of the Graham Diet, a regimen to suppress what he considered unhealthy carnal urges… Graham would often lecture about the adverse effects of masturbation or “self-abuse” as it was commonly called at the time.”

[Rex]

99. Had to look for it, okay I see

I see it is the standard Religo-wacadoodle-hate going on. Same crap, different day. OMM...should STFU. But that is just my opinion.

You know what is wholesome? Happy people holding hands. Rainbows. Smiles.

Have to remember to buy some Nabisco products. Going grocery shopping tomorrow.

[Aristus]

103. I saw that commercial for the first time tonight flipping around the channels.

Loved it!

And then I thought: "Oh man, the fundies are gonna shit!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

105. 1MMs ougt to be ashamed of themselves for trying to normalize their bigotry and their religion as

a guide for the rest of us.

[redqueen]

107. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I buy those for my kids and I'm very happy to have even more reason to support the brand now.

[durablend]

106. Well, as other have noted

Fred Phelps is gone so *SOMEBODY* has to carry on the mission of hatred...

[PatrynXX]

108. meanwhile the real million moms plus

don't see a problem ho hum

[sendero]

110. Guess what?

y'all LOST. That's right, your attempt to keep demonizing gays and depriving them of their constitutional rights has FAILED and FAILED COMPLETELY. By all means threaten boycotts, march, whine, do whatever you want IT IS A FREE COUNTRY and you can certainly EXERCISE YOUR OWN RIGHTS but you aren't going to win because truth is not on your side.

You can throw a hissy fit, you can make up all kinds of lies and twist the Bible to suit your own lowlife prejudices, but it's too late, YOU LOST.

Because most sane rational people can see that sexual orientation has nothing to do with a person's morality, their worth or now thankfully, their rights. And those that cannot see it? Well they are dying off and taking their fossilized ideas with them.

[SomethingFishy]

113. +1 Same thing I keep telling the drug warriors...

You lost... get over yourself.

[mfcorey1]

111. Their real problem is they are mad at the diversity shown in the

commercial. Same kind of nut jobs did not like the Cheerios commercial.

[closeupready]

115. Real "Perversion" is a gay man acting "straight" when

he is gay.

Sorry, Moms, but if you have no romantic male partners, it's probably because you are frightening, screeching shrews, not because gay men left the closet.

[Initech]

168. This is what real perversion look like:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4704210

What's even scarier is that these ceremonies are growing in popularity.

[yellowcanine]

116. I must have missed something. Is someone in that picture having sex?

Seriously, "64,000 Moms" needs to get a grip.

[weissmam]

117. One milllion moms my ass

more like two wierd women in absement some where with a computer

[OldHippieChick]

118. Snipping two sentences out of Romans

is akin to what the haters do w/ Leviticus. They clearly do not understand the entire chapter, which is dealing w/ idolatry NOT homosexuality. Again, the right takes things out of context and tries to pretend it's the truth. Despicable.

[taotzu]

120. Get Upset about the Lies and Misinformation of Repubs

These mothers need to be more upset with the republican party about all the lies and misinformation that is spread about so many subjects such as Healthcare, the environment concerning big oil, and womens rights. Same sex couples are here to stay and they have families that need to be inspired as all the rest of us. They make me laugh at all this Bible brouhaha they always rant about while opening their mouths and then lying openly but do they ever catch themselves lying and say that they shouldn't do that ? No, they act as if they are God himself and are above the law.

[wryter2000]

123. Welcome to DU

[wryter2000]

122. I saw the commercial yesterday

It's charming. Now I have to buy graham crackers, and they're not on my diet.

[ScreamingMeemie]

124. A good majority of people see that ad as a lighthearted celebration of family... A few twisted women

see it as something else. These women honestly need to look in a mirror if they want to see a true definition of "perverted."

[Gormy Cuss]

125. I'm looking for perversion in this picture. Not seeing it.

The parents look like boring suburbanites and the boy has a happy-go-lucky smile. Surely they don't mean the baby?

[DesertDiamond]

127. 64,000 moms = One Million Moms???? Now THAT'S what I call fuzzy math!!

[catbyte]

128. Christ on a cracker. Get over it, bigots!!!!!

[get the red out]

129. Graham crackers and perversion?

I have trouble understanding the link between graham crackers and sex, let alone perversion.

These silly people need to get a life.

[KansDem]

132. Hey, MillionMoms! Where were you when GW Bush lied us into invading Iraq?!!

I don't remember any "outrage" for that sin!

[Lady Freedom Returns]

134. They're a FAMILY!

These "One Millions Moms", I am sure the number is lower, need to get a grip!

[Arkana]

136. Oh no! I caught the gay from my graham crackers!

The "One Million Moms" is a bunch of homophobic, pearl-clutching, relics from the 1950s and should be treated with nothing but scorn and contempt.

[Initech]

138. These idiots need to find a new hobby.

[Swede Atlanta]

140. What the "one million Moms" do not seem to understand....

well we know conservatives don't like facts, especially facts that contradict their world view...

But the past several census results have revealed that the nuclear family is a thing of the past. The majority of households consist of unmarried couples (same or opposite gender) and single persons, with or without children.

I applaus Nabisco and other advertisers that are willing to start showing American "families" the way they are - they are mixed race, they are single moms and single dads, they are lesbian and gay couples, with and without children.

As for "perversion", I suggest this group focus on child trafficking, spousal abuse, child abuse, the deterioration of the "family" with the majority of persons divorcing at least once and question why that is, the poor state of foster children, etc.

[Turbineguy]

141. A million? Really? Moms? Really?

Maxwell Smart moment: Would you believe...... 8 old angry white guys?

[Lunacee_2013]

142. Yeah for Teddy Grahams!

Boo for the "million" moms, who really should get out more and get a life. Not every family is the same. I wonder if they know about the study that proves having two mommies is better than having opposite sex parents...

[Warren DeMontague]

144. Filth! Smut! Nudity! Sex! Perverrrshun! Forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnication!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's also funny that Graham crackers were originally invented to give people something to do with their hands other than masturbate.

[William769]

145. Thanks. I needed that.

[Warren DeMontague]

146. Well, the scientific evidence increasingly indicates that we live in a perpetually self-iterating

infinite fractal series of eternal multiverses, in which everything that can happen probably does-- and will.

That means there is a LOT of hot and heavy ungodly couplin', goin on out there. Those million moms are gonna be busy for a loooooong time.

[Gothmog]

152. This group is full of idiots

The reaction of this group to this ad is amusing

[baldguy]

153. How much more wholesome can you get?

And you know what's NOT wholesome? Lies, hatred & bigotry.

[Kurovski]

160. I think maybe some moms could use a nice gay dude as a pal

to confide in, go shopping with, be a gay uncle, and to nicely let her know that Lord Jesus Christ went through all the trouble of coming to earth to let everyone know that the old testament is so...iron Age. NEW testament, y'all!

[Skittles]

162. someone is perverted, and it's not the folk in the ad

what's with these conservatives and their obsession with sex?

[Rosa Luxemburg]

164. Not a million moms if there are only 64,000?

Nabisco should have shown the men kissing!

Fantastic photo!

[Bette Noir]

165. Eating graham crackers is a sexual perversion?

Some people sure are strict.

[Warren DeMontague]

166. They were originally developed to stop people from masturbating. True story.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_cracker

And yet, here we are almost 200 years later, and people are still doing it, even though the puritans among us keep ordering them to stop.

[BuddhaGirl]

167. They're already been shown some Facebook love!!

hee hee

https://www.facebook.com/onemillionmoms?fref=ts

[alp227]

169. What, they didn't notice the innuendo in the brand name Honey Maid? nt

[tooeyeten]

170. HA! One million my rear! N/t

[niyad]

171. hey, 1m (yeah, riggggggt) moms--thank you sooo much for reminding me that I need to

buy some honey maid grahams!! (I KNEW there was a reason I was supposed to go down the snack aisle!!)

[efhmc]

172. Odd, but here in my very right wing community there were hardly any

packages left on the shelf.

[Wolf Frankula]

174. Another Mass Organization that Consists of

a few outraged women meeting in a hotel lobby, an executive secretary, a mailing list and a publicity officer with a talent for making noise.

Wolf

[Violet_Crumble]

175. More like One Million Morons...

And I bet that One Million is in reality about fifty raving nutjobs trying to make out there's more of them than there are...

[grahamhgreen]

177. Thank goodness 100 million are not;)

[Vattel]

178. Damn. Now I gotta force myself to eat more Nabisco products to support the ad.

That family looks so wholesome it makes me want to start a drug ring or become a street prostitute or both just to balance the universe a little bit.