Just when I thought I had heard it all

[tabbycat31]

A FB friend (used to work with her) just posted that she thinks that President Obama knows what happened to the missing plane and he's using it to push us into war.

Glenn Beck could not make this shit up.

Help me with a reply.

[steve2470]

1. war with who ?

Easy enough to get into war without missing plane BS.....

[Jackpine Radical]

2. I would respond with a question.

As in, "Care to explain that?"

[steve2470]

3. yep burden of proof is on the friend nt

[Half-Century Man]

4. It was rerouted to a FEMA camp and the hostages will be trained in homosexual deviancy.

They will be converted to Satanism, vegetarianism, socialism, and how to properly treat your christian slaves.

Send her that one.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. War with whom? Malaysia? Australia?

I think a polite request for details and sources would be appropriate.

[steve2470]

6. oh yea that's right, war on Christmas is starting really early this year nt

[tabbycat31]

7. my responses

Her initial post

I guarantee our prez knows where all the action is and all the details (with a link from Z100-- a top 40 NY radio station)


Responses (edited out names)

K (mutual friend) I bet he doesn't
24 minutes ago · Unlike · 1

D (conspiracy theorist) K I had a feeling you would make a comment like that ... LoL!!
23 minutes ago · Like

C (me) Do you honestly think that President Obama has knowledge of this?
22 minutes ago · Like

D C I honestly do! as crazy as it sounds!! ... this tragedy speaks volumes NOT to mention may push us into another war!!!!!
19 minutes ago · Like

K D it's not funny this is a tragedy and I just wish all well
2 minutes ago · Like

C Ok can you explain why and provide me with some sources to back that up and why you think this way? Do you really think this is another conspiracy to go into war? War with Malaysia? Australia?
about a minute ago · Like

[tabbycat31]

14. More responses

D K where in this conversation do you think I'm making jokes?! seriously?! ... C anything and everything is possible ( consid. ) we live in a post 9/11 world!!!!! on a *side note* I cannot stomach our president
14 minutes ago · Like

C (me) So you can go spreading conspiracy theories just because you don't agree with someone's politics? Wish it were that easy. Before you make an allegation against someone, you really need to have facts to back it up.
4 minutes ago · Like

On that note, I'm going to blame Chris Christie on the Newtown, CT traffic jam I was stuck in on Saturday.

[LumosMaxima]

8. If logic or evidence could reach these folks . . .

they wouldn't believe such things in the first place. It's probably a lost cause.

[Squinch]

9. Tell her it's not for a war, it's just because Obama knows she's been talking trash about him, and

he's planning to take her out personally with a plane crashing into her house. So she better stop. Because that kind of talk hurts people's feelings!

[CFLDem]

10. Well little does she know

that Obama was really just taking orders from the aliens.

👽👽👽

[WhiteTara]

11. Before or after you stop laughing?

ODS knows no bounds.

[Motown_Johnny]

12. Is she confusing a missing plane with Crimea?

And might she not realize that he has made a point of Not going to war over it?


You can respond any way you want. She won't be able to comprehend it anyways.

[bluestate10]

13. Tell her that President Obama hid the plane as a lab run for his bigger plan

to make teabaggers disappear.

[FLyellowdog]

15. Encourage her to up her meds..nt

[polichick]

16. Reply suggestion: "You've lost your fuckin' mind."

[3catwoman3]

17. A nice basic...

..."You've got to be effing kidding me," would seem to cover it.