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TheMightyFavog

(13,770 posts)
Mon Mar 31, 2014, 11:58 PM Mar 2014

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the Bush looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Happy April Fool's Day, everyone!

Folks, with all the scary and horrible shit going on in the world these days, it's important that we all take time to sit back and have a bit of a laugh. It may not solve the serious problems the world faces, but it can make us feel a little better inside, if but for a moment.

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BREAKING NEWS!!! (Original Post) TheMightyFavog Mar 2014 OP
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