I scored a 6! What's your score?

[UrbScotty]

[onethatcares]

1. I wonder

what materials his tie is made of?

[Brainstormy]

86. you're not suggesting

MIXED fabrics, are you? The horror, the horror.

[onethatcares]

132. yeah, and he

probably likes shrimp too.

[DeadLetterOffice]

138. And cheeseburgers

[Aerows]

144. I like crabs

No, not that kind, the snow crabs that you boil and eat with garlic butter. I can eat a lbs. of those and leave nothing but shells.

[TeeYiYi]

2. Minimally, 18. ..nt

TYY

[Solly Mack]

3. 18

[sakabatou]

4. 14. HUZZUH!

[TDale313]

5. So, um, yeah... 23. n/t

[Exultant Democracy]

6. Depends on what makes a scoffer count as a prideful scoffer.

I would like to meet these Sorcerers.

[Warpy]

8. I got a 10

and looking at that list, I'll be in good company.

The last people I want to spend eternity with are the prissy, pinched religious nuts who make everybody miserable while they buck for sainthood.

[doxydad]

39. AMEN

Amen, Warpy, Amen! You nailed it.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. 20

[Laf.La.Dem.]

10. WOW I am a NINE!!

I am a TEN if "backsliders" is some kind of sex act

[Nobel_Twaddle_III]

11. 13 A baker’s dozen for me

Great Sunday morning post.

[vlakitti]

162. YAY!!!

[Lifelong Protester]

12. I lost count...

party animals? Really?

[Spitfire of ATJ]

104. Me too. I still have the T-Shirt "Frazer Smith sez I'm a Party Animal" that I won at a beach party.

[sendero]

13. 10..

.... seems to be my number. Depending on one's interpretation, it could only go up!

[11 Bravo]

14. I'm in with a solid 12.

[lark]

73. Hey welcome fellow sinner

I'm a 12 too!!

[redwitch]

15. 8 or 9

I need someone to explain the backsliders thingie.

[Solly Mack]

19. Means to go back to sinning after being "saved".

[Springslips]

160. Well then

That puts me in double digits.

[Jgarrick]

16. 8...I live a rather restrained lifestyle.

[scarletwoman]

17. I'm good for at least 17, although I could probably qualify for a few more

depending on whether one is using a literal or figurative definition.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. At least 15. But Jesus loves me anyhow; that's his job.

[Warren Stupidity]

20. What a charming god this idiot worships.

This all loving god who will torture your immortal soul for eternity if you fail to obey an endless spew of arbitrary rules and regulations.

[Ichingcarpenter]

21. 42

what else?

[Skidmore]

22. That's a whole lot of hating going on there.

I doubt he has time to do anything else except carry it around on his back.

[nadinbrzezinski]

23. I was at two and then I hit near the end,

damn, nine, not bad.

And this idiot will not get it when we say it... that is an honor sir. And he also missed a few.

[Mz Pip]

24. I got 20

I don't know what a backslider is. So it could be higher.

[scarletwoman]

25. Is this like the Political Compass thing? (nt)

[Agnosticsherbet]

26. If this guy is correct, I will have lots of good company in hell.

Being surrounded by great company with endless bouts of sex and inteligent conversation is as close to heaven as I can imagine.

[dhill926]

27. Jaysus…..14….

better change my fucking ways!

[LadyHawkAZ]

28. 20!

[TransitJohn]

29. 14

That guy doesn't like the Jungian other.

[jaysunb]

30. Very proud of my 15 ! LOL n/t

[pscot]

31. 20, but I had to reach a bit

[Gidney N Cloyd]

32. He was so excited he developed a little premature apostrophe-ation problem at the end.

[Ruby the Liberal]

33. 21

But I tend to be hard on myself.

[TeeYiYi]

56. Doesn't that bring you to 22? ..nt

TYY

[JHB]

34. At least the envious but thankful idolators are in the clear...

But that won;t help this guy who is guilty of violating the First Commandment.

Just because he slaps a "Jesus" name-tag on whatever it is he worships won't help him. Mr. O'Nazareth simply didn't come off as a spiteful bastard, and this fellow here will settle for nothing less than Lord Guanopath.

[Ohio Joe]

35. "Bitter People"...

I love irony

As for myself, I stopped counting at 15

[Kber]

47. Saw that!

Funny, yes?

[SevenSixtyTwo]

36. I'm hovering around 11

but there are a few things not even on his list!

[Vincardog]

37. I got at LEAST an 18. Do I get to go first?

[Arkansas Granny]

38. A strong 11 and a possible 12.

I'm a little uncertain about the money hungry career pursuer part.

[TreasonousBastard]

40. Well, I can't be a manly woman or lesbian...

but I know a bunch of them and they're mostly good people, so does that count? Hell would be easier to take with them than heaven with this guy.

Same with Catholics, Muslims, Jews and the rest there.

For the rest of it, I've done it or agree with it, except maybe worshiping sports and jewelry too much. I know what a backslider is, but I'm not sure about "thankless idolator".

[Shrike47]

62. I decided I might be a manly woman because I was an attorney and that's a man's job to some.

If I get that one, I'm a 12.

[treestar]

74. good thought -

and we might be considered money hungry careerists on that, too. I'm not particularly rich or greedy but I might still qualify.

[Treant]

83. Sure, count it!

I gave myself "girly man" because I breed flowers, which I'm sure would earn this person's derision. That also got me "evolutionist" since I'm selecting for very specific genes, thereby forcing the species to evolve.

[Aerows]

145. Oh damn

I need to add another one because I grow vegetables.

Oh damn, and another one because I just cursed.

[SwankyXomb]

41. 16 for me

I'm guessing everyone but him is going to hell, and he probably qualifies for at least a few.

[JHB]

42. Am: 10 to 12. Am OK with: somewhere in the high 40's

[John1956PA]

43. Double Digits . . .

Although I do agree with a few of the categories on the anathema list such as "two-faced church members" and "money-hungry career pursuers."

[Fla_Democrat]

44. 15

But, with hard work and determination.... I think I can set a new PR by the end of summer......

[doxydad]

45. a solid 10

Where's the one on the sign for this sign holding ass bag that says 'Judge not lest you be judged? See you in Hell, you damned hypocrite!

[Sarah Ibarruri]

46. I rated a 13. Did pretty good, Ithink! I loved the jewelry worshippers -

I love fake jewelry!!!

[Iggo]

48. 22. (scorecard added)

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A lot of them were temporary (like parent-haters and Catholic...lol).

But still, I'm proud of my 22.

Wait! Is pride one? Then I got 23, yo.

EDITED TO ADD SPECIFICS:

1. whore
2. adulterer
3. porn-loving masturbator
4. alcohol drinker
5. pot smoker
6. drug-head
7. party animal
8. potty mouth
9. blasphemer
10. liar
11. gossiper
12. thief
13. rock 'n' roller
14. entertainment and sports worshipper
15. parent-hater
16. bitter person
17. prideful scoffer
18. god mocker
19. bible skeptic
20. atheist
21. evolutionist
22. pro-choicer
23. Mary-worshipping catholic

[Kber]

49. Stopped counting after 20

Although is it fair to count atheist AND Jewish?

[name not needed]

50. 25! What do I win?

[AngryAmish]

89. medalist

[Zorra]

129. Darn. You beat me by 1, but there's a call under review by the officials.

[Coventina]

51. I got 12!!!

See y'all there!

[Kurska]

52. 17 n/t

[Duppers]

53. 13 nt

[Vashta Nerada]

54. 20.

I'm an evil, evil man.

[bravenak]

55. 14.

I expected to do better on this test.

[tularetom]

57. I got a twelve but there is one I'm not copping to

Besides, I only did it once.

[pangaia]

96. Liar !

[tularetom]

106. No, not that one

If I'm not afraid of going blind, why should I be ashamed to admit it.

[Glorfindel]

58. 8...I'm such a dull person

I'd love to be a dirty dancer, but I'm old, fat, and totally devoid of rhythm.

[world wide wally]

59. Does camp count?

[LeftofObama]

60. I got 18, maybe a 19 but I'm not sure what a

sin-friendly heresy teacher is.

[Iggo]

173. Yeah, I left that one off, too.

It's my understanding an atheist can be a blasphemer, but a heretic's gotta be a believer.

I think...

[Half-Century Man]

61. 19, if I count "bitter people"

To some one so intolerant, I think I would appear bitter (or at least angry).

What about Shintoists, Zoroastrians, or Pastafarian's? Are believers in "ancient aliens" condemned as well? What about those who believe in the healing powers of garlic? If you claim that a hot bath at the end of a long day is heaven, will you burn later?

[Shrike47]

63. 10 for sure. Not too clear on the heresy teacher because I don't teach except by example.

[chowder66]

64. Is there a cover charge? nt

[noiretextatique]

65. stopped counting after ten

i made it the fourth row

[Aerows]

146. Fourth row?

Hell I quit counting after two of them.

[OldHippieChick]

66. Ummm ... what about some of the biggies

like murderers? rapists? child molesters? wife beaters? These must be okay to this moron.

[Madam Mossfern]

67. Around eight

but I don't believe in hell, so I can't figure out how that factors in.

[B Calm]

68. I scored at the least 17

[DesertDiamond]

69. I'm only a 10. But I've worked very hard to earn every one of them!

[AngryAmish]

85. ...and you have the calloused right hand of a masterbator to prove it!

No amount of lotion can hide your sin.

[underpants]

70. 18 ...less 1 because I have a fear of jewelry...possibly +1 because I am going to look into Buddhism

[treestar]

71. 6

It cracks me up how they feel about Catholics. And Mormons too, I guess. I can picture these people in the 16th century condemning all who are not of their schism or sect.

[blueamy66]

72. 15

yippee

[cyberswede]

75. Mine goes to Eleven.

[Lithos]

76. 22?

Very sexist, I think a woman can get more points than a man. Then again, not surprised.

[hobbit709]

77. Only 6? you're not trying hard enough. Even 2 dozen here.

[Ultraviolet Cat]

78. I'm in for 18 . . .

Although I might qualify as a "girly man" by some, so perhaps 19.

Good thing I love my parents and that my career as a gangster rapper never took off - I have a feeling 20 might trigger some sort of earthquake!

[handmade34]

79. Let's just say...

Hell awaits me... as I have no intention of abandoning many of my practices...

and while I think Jesus was really awesome...

[AAO]

80. I had a solid 12.

Whore
Porn-loving masturbator
Alcohol drinker
Pot smoker
Drug-head
Party animal
Potty mouth
Rock n roller
Bible skeptic
Atheist
Evolutionist
Pro choicer

[Curmudgeoness]

118. You missed prideful scoffer

and it looks to me like you are scoffing pridefully.

Me too.

[AAO]

122. 13 then! I'm kicking some bigtime arse!

[Curmudgeoness]

123. Well, I'll meet you in hell.

[AAO]

141. I'll be looking for you!

[brooklynboy49]

153. My list of attributes is very close to yours

Just a matter of a lil tweaking. And the biggie. I'm a Christ killer.

Nobody's perfect!

Edit -- I forgot to mention that I'm a solid 16

[AAO]

184. I have no ill feelings towards Jesus of Nazareth

If he truly existed, he was probably the greatest philosopher and humanitarian of his time and a truly progressive human being. No matter what, the story of the old and new testaments are mostly myths, as far as I know.

[Treant]

81. Twelve, but...

if I include those things I would like to be, or wouldn't mind trying out some time, I'd score around 15.

Plus I got one or two ideas from this I have to go do. So 17.

[AngryAmish]

82. A suave ocho.

When I got to porn loving masturbators I thought I would be headinging into the twenties but the religious stuff kept me low.

[colsohlibgal]

84. Five

I did go through it quickly, maybe I missed something but I'm definitely multiply on their you know what list.

[Treant]

87. The best gay porn sites?

I'm thinking I could knock two more of those off the list if somebody would give me a guide to where I should go.

[pedro27]

196. My favorite Gay porn sites

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1. xHamster (the best one, when it comes to genuine amateur porn)
2. GayTube (if you like selfies and homemade porn, they seem to have the biggest collection)
3. http://mygaysites.com (big Gay porn sites list)
4. PornHub (Everybody prolly knows this one. One of the biggest Gay section there is.)
5. ManHub (The name says enough. )

[AngryAmish]

88. Anyone both a manly woman AND a gangster rapper?

[Helen Borg]

90. 14 for me!

[AAO]

91. As I did in post 80 - we should posts the specifics

I'm curious about the people that said 20 or more.

[Iggo]

151. Edited post #48 to add specifics.

[AAO]

185. Now that I look again I probably could broadly interpret a few more for myself. Maybe I'm up to 15.

* adulterer - totally forgot about this. It was a crazy one-time thing in my first marriage. It will never happen again
blasphemer - you can't blaspheme if you're an atheist.
* liar - well of course we all tell little white lies from time to time if you want to get technical.
gossiper - I don't gossip. I only pass information that had first been vetted by another person that I trust.
* thief - OK, but I got probation. (really didn't want to mention that - 36 years ago!)
god mocker - I wouldn't waste my time "mocking God". I have enough problems .

* = I admit to it.

[Iggo]

186. I asked my local catolico (my bro's GF) last night and she said anybody can blaspheme...

...but you gotta be a member to be a heretic. So I went with that.

[AAO]

188. That's on them not me. I can't possibly do it.

[Enthusiast]

92. They can simply go fuck themselves.

There ain't no hell anyway.

I'm certainly a potty mouth.

[Blue_In_AK]

93. About 10 for me, I think.

[ConservativeDemocrat]

94. Alcohol drinkers?

I think these people never read the Bible. Do they not know that the first miracle of Jesus was turning water into wine?

- C.D. Proud Member of the Reality Based Community

[AAO]

189. Very nicely said! I agree 100%

[mountain grammy]

95. The other side says: www.theonion.com

cause, really? potty-mouths?

[sarge43]

97. 12

Oh well. Heaven for the music, hell for the company.

[Louisiana1976]

98. I got 8.

[Leith]

99. I'm a Solid 16

It would be 17, but I reject "whore." It means whatever the insult thrower wants it to mean (which is generally just having sex).

[jtuck004]

100. HEY! Clown! Where'd you get my resume? n/t

[LumosMaxima]

101. Oh, dear.

I would be in trouble if kooks like that were right.

[cloudbase]

102. Only a 14.

I've work to do!

He's going to hell for misuse of apostrophes.

As Mark Twain said, "Heaven for the climate, hell for the conversation."

[Piasladic]

103. 20 nt

[Galileo126]

105. I got 16...

I hear Hell is hot this time of year.

I'll bring the ice bucket and beer!

[Omaha Steve]

107. I take the 5th amendment!!!!!

K&R!

[exboyfil]

108. Six for me as well

I live such a boring life. I am going with the actual sin - not what is in my heart (kind of in conflict with Christ's teaching). Two I would like to do something about. The other four (rock n rollers, Bible-skeptics, evolutionists, and pro-choicers) I plan to stay.

Not that I think the others are sins, I just don't drink or smoke weed. I would never think to commit adultery or visit a prostitute. I guess I could fit in to two-faced church members because I have not expressed my skepticism in church.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

109. 25 and counting.

Hell is going to be a fun packed place. I can wait but what a reward.

[VScott]

110. He forgot...rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters

desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

[kath]

139. Blazing Saddles!!

[kokobell616]

111. Wonders

There is a group that live the life of Christ. Good works. Salvation. Believers of the word. I'm just not sure they're Christians.

[dragonlady]

112. Three and a half

The half is for gossiping because I don't do it all that much.

[JohnnyRingo]

113. Looks like there won't be much elbow room in hell.

On the other hand, if heaven is full of self righteous snobs trying to out-Christian each other, I think maybe they'll be in their own personal hell.

No rock & roll in heaven?
Thanx for the warning. Sounds like heaven isn't what it's cracked up to be.

[alterfurz]

114. hey, at least I'm not one of those sport's nut's...

...although I will confess to being one of those high fullutent sophisticated swine who knows how to use apostrophe's(sic)!

[TreasonousBastard]

133. Wow! This guy's added "loud mouth women" and...

"sophisticated swine" whatever the hell that is.

[redwitch]

191. What in the hell is a high fullutent?

I score higher on this list, at least a 10. Not sure about the high fullutent or sophisticted swine, I could be a 12.

[DireStrike]

115. 18, Fuckers! -nt-

[Curmudgeoness]

116. I am 21 if it counts past experiences that I do not regret.

And it may be 1000 if I count all the "every other form of life that is contrary to the holy law of god".

[Hip_Flask]

117. Around about 14...

... but an angry muslim lesbian pothead could take the lead any moment...

[byronius]

119. 13.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

121. Eight nt

[ybbor]

124. 12 for me

No agnostic on the list, probably an oversight.

[DiverDave]

125. I hope there is water where I'm going, 20

Man, I've never even HEARD of some of those

[Aldo Leopold]

127. A 20 for me.

I'll have to try harder, I see.

[LiberalArkie]

128. I must not be living right, I scored 2

[Scootaloo]

130. Seventeen, at the least

[MarianJack]

131. 11!

PEACE!

[RebelOne]

134. 10. I guess I am on the way to hell. n/t

[madaboutharry]

135. I am 15 of the things on this list.

A badge of honor.

[shenmue]

136. What's left?

I think this freak has marked out the entire human race.

[DeadLetterOffice]

137. I only got 19. Clearly I need to try harder... n/t

[2naSalit]

140. WHAT?!?

No ankle-biters?

[OilemFirchen]

142. Zero.

Wait... liars is there.

One, then.

[Iggo]

150. Best answer yet!

[Aerows]

143. Somewhere after

Porn-loving masturbators, lesbians and alcohol drinkers I lost count because I was indulging in some fantastic memories.

Then I ate a ham sandwich. With cheese. While drinking a big glass of milk. Since I wasn't struck by lightning, I slipped into my night clothes that consisted of two fabrics, while thinking about how I will plant my three crops of tomatoes, cucumbers and tabasco peppers in the same field.

[Rhythm]

147. 15!!! That's good, right?!

[Paulie]

148. Judge not, that ye be not judged

Asshat with the sign should go have a talk with "Matthew"

[Laffy Kat]

149. It's pretty subjective, though.

I realized I'm not sinning enough to keep up with my fellow Du'ers. I promise to work on it. Where to start?

[ananda]

152. 15-18

My question for this person:

What isn't a sin?

[JEFF9K]

154. He's apparently a fundamentalist ...

... a group that regularly violates the Commandment about lying, and ignores most of the New Testament.

[NOLALady]

155. 14 here.

[Grey]

156. Yeah for me.... 14.

I'm going to have to work harder on some of them.

[WillyT]

157. Well Over 22... See You Guys In Hell !!!

[PDJane]

158. This all boils down to two things:

Thou shalt not enjoy thyself, and thee must obey what I say is said in the Bible.

This is the fundamentalist creed. Notably a lot of those things are done inside the church, which is interesting.

[Nevernose]

159. I stopped counting at ten

It's like this loony made a list of fun stuff and then decided that fun was bad.

[shenmue]

161. 20

Wow.

[Blue4u]

163. Does anyone know where this guy is? Just so I don't ever find him. ...

Or maybe I SHOULD find him so I could start some shit. Cause, YIKES!!!

[pa28]

164. Woot! In at 14.

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I can't wait to see how hot hell is for those scumbags who scored a 20.

I'll laugh at them from my relatively cool perch of pretty bad sinners.

Edit: I guess I can change my ways and switch to things off the list. Things like murder, rape, assault, theft and extortion. Good to know~!

[Blue_Tires]

165. How did you just get 6? You're either a prude or a slacker...

19 for me...

[ismnotwasm]

166. 15 if I was a practicing Catholic

Which I'm not- so 14.

Hell has all the best sings

[JEB]

167. Would have replied to this post sooner, but...

I guess I'm just a backslider.

[tiredtoo]

168. 9 or 10

not sure, i don't like porn but i do like masturbating.

[Demonaut]

169. 18

[Warren DeMontague]

170. Something like 27.

But it depends on some definitions.

[uppityperson]

171. Currently or ever?

[Iggo]

182. I went with ever.

I don't think a guy who would make that kind of a list has a statute of limitations, know'm say'n?

[frogmarch]

172. 4 is all I am.

Well, 5, if I count my teensy tattoo.

I feel so left out and insignificant.

[AverageJoe90]

174. 5 of 'em.

Self-pleasurer, a "potty-mouth", a rock n' roller, someone who accepts evolution as a basic fact, and a backslider.....yep, that's me, alright. How about them apples, Fundie fuckers? LOL.

[donheld]

175. 14 at least

[Recursion]

176. Cool! He didn't mention cocaine!

[Jamaal510]

177. "Gangster rappers"

So I'm assuming that they're talking about the 90s-type of rap, and not today's rap. Except for the underground scene, I haven't heard any artists rap about too much gang-banging stuff at all nowadays--it's basically just about money, sex, money, twerking, money, cars, getting high, getting drunk, and...did I say money?

P.S. My score was an 8.

[Iggo]

180. Happy Rappers are okay with god.

Will Smith is safe.

[yuiyoshida]

178. The one adjective he forgot to list is

ASSHOLE. And in my opinion, that's what he is.

[Oakenshield]

179. Ah, the morality of a "godly" man.

Nothing says "I'm a really kind person" like proclaiming "Do as I do or suffer an eternity in HELLFIRE!!!!!"

[Ikonoklast]

181. 20. What did I win, Alex?

Actually, that list looks a lot like a list of the people that get invited to the same parties I get invited to.

You know...people.

[Orsino]

183. "If you can read this sign, you are uncomfortably close to sodomy."

How many points is "too lazy to read wingnut's bullshit sign"?

[Lady Freedom Returns]

187. 21!

And PROUD of it! Let's PARTY!

[Liberal_in_LA]

190. lol

[marmar]

192. Man, I was in trouble by the second row.

[Rhiannon12866]

193. Think I'm only a 9...

[Tom Ripley]

194. 23, but I still have time to aim higher