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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsL.P.D.: LIBERTARIAN POLICE DEPARTMENT
I was shooting heroin and reading The Fountainhead in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
Bad news, detective. We got a situation.
What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?
Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars worth of bitcoins.
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?
Not yet. But mark my words: were going to figure out who did this and were going to take them down provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.
Much more at http://m.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2014/03/libertarian-police-department.html
Brilliant!
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L.P.D.: LIBERTARIAN POLICE DEPARTMENT (Original Post)
PeaceNikki
Apr 2014
OP
“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun..."
Tommy_Carcetti
Apr 2014
#10
riqster
(13,986 posts)1. Kick for a morning chuckle.
tridim
(45,358 posts)2. Spot on! Please read this, whishy-washy DU'ers.
You know who you are.
Subway Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!® I yelled.
IronLionZion
(45,433 posts)3. Private detectives, security, and soldiers exist
and no, you don't want to encounter such people.
For example, in America's labor history, "job creators" often hired the pinkerton agency to beat up lazy workers who wanted such luxuries as fair wages or safe working conditions or collective bargaining. Now a days these types tend to provide security for many businesses.
Jackpine Radical
(45,274 posts)4. Brings to mind the paramilitary "security" forces
that showed up in the woods of northern Wisconsin to guard the Gogebic mine site.
randome
(34,845 posts)5. It IS brilliant! So is the toon you included!
I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]No squirrels were harmed in the making of this post. Yet.[/center][/font][hr]
Blanks
(4,835 posts)9. Hit the USPS mail box - shot it again (paraphrase). eom
maindawg
(1,151 posts)6. Brilliant
The comments are as good as the article.
PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)12. cute video... but from the blaze???! that's odd..
malaise
(268,967 posts)7. Freaking delish
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TBF
(32,056 posts)8. This is awesome. K&R nt
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)10. “Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun..."
I literally LOLed on that one!
Great read!
PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)11. yeah, that line got me lol'ing, too