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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOklahoma Protesters Threaten to “Secdee” From Union if Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s Cosmos is not Cancelled
Several weeks ago, citizens accused Tyson of using his Cosmos program to forward other agendas, not limited to a homogay agenda, wizardry/haroldry, astrology and other vehemently anti-Christian teachings.
Concerned parents have accused Neil DeGrasse Tyson of Ra worship and iconography, going as far as saying the titular narrator may be involved in a Wiccan Sun occult.
Delores Simmons, whose child was involved in the prior airing of Cosmos that precipitated the anti-science scare in Oklahoma, claims petitions are already going about to elect pro-Creation candidates for upcoming elections.
If we allow this Tyson to keep publicly airing his beliefs, God just may strike us down with a cosmic meteor this summer. That would be ironic justice if you ask me, so we should just take this show off now before that happens.
more:
http://topekasnews.com/oklahoma-protesters-threaten-secdee-union-neil-degrasse-tysons-cosmos-cancelled/
Takket
(21,563 posts)nt
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Rectangle
(667 posts)I would be ok with Oklahoma seceding.
shanemcg
(80 posts)Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)Harold be thy name.
I think that's what they meant.
Cirque du So-What
(25,932 posts)that it went, 'Halloran be thy name.'
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)it was "Halloween my name"
demwing
(16,916 posts)Hark! They're singing!
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)I was never any good at understanding these things.
demwing
(16,916 posts)And we know from up-thread that our father, who art in heaven, is named Harold.
Therefore, the Angels belong to Harold. They are Harold's Angels.
deductive reasoning, and stuff...
hootinholler
(26,449 posts)csziggy
(34,136 posts)On a starry night in a field gules, Neil DeGrasse Tyson hovers above the Earth and teaches the words of Ra to all who will listen. Neil Tyson is a harold of Ra, poisoning the minds of the innocent with all sorts of ancient Egyptian curses and brainwashing. Look at the icons on the vest of Tyson and we can see the makings of Wiccan occultism.
They are clearly continuing the tradition of their cry to secdee.
"field gules" in heraldry is a red background - the photo in the article does not have a red background.
"Harold" could conceivably mean an improvisation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_%28improvisation%29) but I doubt it.
Or maybe "Haroldry" refers to: http://www.webring.org/hub/chivalric?id=1;prvw;js=n - Haroldry for the Non-Harold - An Introductory Guide to the Excrescence and Expulsion of Unsuitable Badgers, Gimmicks, and Contraptions
If they are going to laud the scientists who happened to be religious, why are they ignoring that so many of them were persecuted by the Church? And why do they turn their backs on the science those people developed?
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)If they were aiming for "heraldry" they're STILL WRONG.
THis is the silliest thing I've seen in forever.
longship
(40,416 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Praise "Bob".
eridani
(51,907 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Stryder
(450 posts)Praise Bob and pass the Frop.
Retrograde
(10,136 posts)and it's nice to see someone standing up for him. Must be one of the episodes I missed,though.
Rather than have them secede or secdee or whatever, can we just have declare Oklahoma it's own special universe?
Johonny
(20,841 posts)merrily
(45,251 posts)Hypocrisy, thy name is Republican.
CBGLuthier
(12,723 posts)So a couple of fucking idiots said some idiotic shit. I am sure you have idiots in your states too.
Bluenorthwest
(45,319 posts)nt
avebury
(10,952 posts)like that could be true. This is Oklahoma we are talking about.
LongTomH
(8,636 posts)I escaped!
Bluenorthwest
(45,319 posts)nt
avebury
(10,952 posts)legislation that our state government has tried to pass (and be defended by an equally ludicrous State AG) there is nothing crazy that this state is not capable of trying to do. Rational though is not a part of the brain structure of most Oklahomans. You laugh at a satirical website but crazy is what we live with an a daily basis.
avebury
(10,952 posts)DisgustipatedinCA
(12,530 posts)Of course, they may not have considered how difficult it will be to get a Velcro specialist into the new "country" of Oklahoma when it occurs to them that they can't even tie their shoes. Dumbfuckistan indeed.
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)Mmmmmkay.
Iggo
(47,552 posts)1StrongBlackMan
(31,849 posts)if you don't like, or think Neil DeGrasse Tysons Cosmos is inappropriate ... here's an idea: during the time slot when it is aired, turn to one of the other 999 channels your TV has, or listen to the radio, or read a book, or go do some charity work, or fall down on your knees and pray.
Jgarrick
(521 posts)Crunchy Frog
(26,579 posts)Contrary1
(12,629 posts)Check out some of their other headlines:
http://topekasnews.com/
Mz Pip
(27,441 posts)The key to good satire is that there is a grain of truth in it. I don't doubt that there are plenty of people who would love to see Cosmos cancelled.
toddwv
(2,830 posts)But I think there is more than a grain of truth in it.
I wouldn't be surprised if there were some righties that read it and thought "Hmmmm, that's not a bad idea! Can't wait for the my next local Tea Party meeting!"
Cirque du So-What
(25,932 posts)as revealed by a cursory glance at the homepage:
http://topekasnews.com/
Their website is somewhat clunky, and lots of their links aren't working. I especially liked one of them, however, the only way to describe it is through a Google webcache link:
Behold, the power of God!
The National Weather Service issued a Biblical Flood Warning for the Boulder, Colorado, area. Scientists nationwide cowered in fear and despair as an unprecedented rush of heavenly water terrorized the weed breathers of Colorado. They had no chance to pack and flee their homes, but only climb the highest objects nearest them and pray out to God for forgiveness.
Depth: Traffic clogs the Pearl Street bridge as crowds of people check out the level of the swollen river in downtown Grand Rapids. The river hit a record 21.86ft yesterday morning
Looking like pharaoh after God caused the parted Red Sea to come crashing down on his little sinful sot soldiers, a bewildered Barack Obama begged Congress to give aide money to Colorado. In an interview, a wide-eyed Obama confessed, This Act of God, there is no way to prepare for this. All we can do is hope it lets up and then rebuild.
Locals report the flood water came from nowhere, it just teleported and appeared over the Colorado Rockies. One local woman stated the water was at least 20 feet taller than the tallest mountain peaks.
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Oh2lq8DTI-UJ:topekasnews.com/god-drowns-boulder-colorado-with-biblical-flood-all-marijuana-plants-destroyed/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
Erich Bloodaxe BSN
(14,733 posts)They just don't get to take any US land with them. But anyone who wants to give up their citizenship, fine and dandy. They can give up all the rights and privileges of US citizenship.
valerief
(53,235 posts)publicize Cosmos, and the more people who watch it, the better!
Jgarrick
(521 posts)valerief
(53,235 posts)Bluenorthwest
(45,319 posts)It's apparent at a glance. Sorry.
valerief
(53,235 posts)malaise
(268,967 posts)Reduce the burning stupid
Orrex
(63,208 posts)Gothmog
(145,168 posts)This is a good example of satire
Codeine
(25,586 posts)LongTomH
(8,636 posts)I was raised in Oklahoma........I escaped, and I'm glad I did!!!!!
Edited to Add: OK, I just read the article the OP referenced and twigged that it's satire; but, coming from Oklahoma, I could believe it!!!!!
Crunchy Frog
(26,579 posts)etherealtruth
(22,165 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)That these people have enough active neurons in their collective brain stems to operate their autonomic functions, much less make such an idiotic statement in public.
Satire? Had me fooled. Ha!
raven mad
(4,940 posts)oldandhappy
(6,719 posts)merrily
(45,251 posts)Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)N/T
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,001 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)It's a sad state when reality and satire are indistinguishable.
maddezmom
(135,060 posts)How are you doing?
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,001 posts)michijo
(4 posts)This state never stops. They are dissolving marriage to avoid gays. Now they are "secdeeing". They also have the lowest rents in the usa. I guess this is because nobody wants to live there. I met one Oklahoman who wanted to "institute national spanking (of children)". Who can understand how they would have "state enforced spanking" when they dont want state validated marriage? Apparently they are quite free with logic in that state, that state I have never visited even once during my entire life.
NaturalHigh
(12,778 posts)I know that some people really love to hate on my home state, but maybe they can at least stick to facts instead of stories from a second-rate version of The Onion.
shenmue
(38,506 posts)Too bad it's not real. I wish they would get passports and head for the nearest airport.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)as punishment... if these people were not as serous as they are... I would break into laughter.
They use all the elements of science every day. I guess somewhere in the Bible God encoded Maxwell's equations (Electricity you dumb shits), and the rest of us just missed it.
We need to pray more I guess.
By the way, these charges are straight out of the 16th century.
maddezmom
(135,060 posts)Guess they fooled you.
sakabatou
(42,152 posts)I would believe there are some people who are like this.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)who can tell, anymore.
rocktivity
(44,576 posts)rocktivity
Martin Eden
(12,864 posts)TheKentuckian
(25,026 posts)Satire is difficult in these times, it is too hard to keep ahead of reality and even when it is pulled off we are left hoping it isn't more just a good guess or that it isn't picked up on as a fine idea and run with by some dimwitted yahoos.
OKNancy
(41,832 posts)I suggest you not post these satire site news articles like they are real
Hip_Flask
(233 posts)A meteor the size of a baseball will come blazing down and smoosh this woman's truck while leaving everyone and everything else unharmed...
I want to see what her rationalization would be...
Arkana
(24,347 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,683 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)Vattel
(9,289 posts)always say that the event will occur in the summer?