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RobertEarl

(13,685 posts) Mon Apr 14, 2014, 07:19 PM Apr 2014

Medical science finds a cure!!

Guy goes to the doctor with a bloody, infected thumb.

Doc asks: What happened?

Guy says: I'm not sure, all of a sudden it started hurting.

Doc: What did you do to your thumb?

Me: Well, I had it up my ass and then when I took it out, I used this hammer to beat the shit out of it.

Doc: Did it hurt when you took it out of your ass?

No.

Doc: Did it hurt when you tried to beat the shit out of it?

Yes, that's when it started hurting!!

Doc: did you beat all the shit out of your thumb?

No, there is still some shit in it.

Doc: I have the answer to your problem.

Isn't medical science great?