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Happy Easter to all who celebrate it.
okaawhatever
(9,461 posts)programs.
From their manifesto:
They're tired of "taker" children just expecting candy without putting in the hard work necessary to find it. Before Obama, children had to walk farther and look more closely for eggs and candy. Now that the socialist muslim President has taken office children show up dressed in their Easter finest and expect eggs and candy to just BE THERE...IN PLAIN SIGHT. If it takes looking under a branch or two do you think these liberal kids will do the work necessary to find the candy? No, they will sue for their "right" to eggs and candy. It is everything that is wrong with America today. The American Bunny Enterprise Institute is conducting a study that proves what we all know. Parents are having children out of wedlock just to increase their egg and candy loot.
It's a tragedy and an erosion of American bunny values. We will defend against attempts to force bunnies to give out "free stuff" and "chocolate bunny phones" each Easter. We will protect American "Bunny Family Values" by force if necessary. We are Bunny Legion and our movement is growing exponentially!!!!
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Don't worry folks, the Democratic party has researched the bunny militia shown in the above picture and found them to be largely saccharine. Their weapons are chocolate look alikes, and hollow ones at that. The local Democratic party is moving now to counter the Bunny Militia. There was initially a slight delay due to the Democrats wanting to carpool and reduce carbon emissions but now have activists on the way to the protest with mirrors and green heat sources. They claim the militia's weapons will be nothing more than a puddle when they are through. One Democrat on their way to the protest was overheard saying, "those fluffy fundies will rue the day they mocked solar power."
Excellent!
csziggy
(34,136 posts)"Constitutionally limited Easter pograms."
I think is shows my underlying bias against Christianity...