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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsShamelessy ripped from someones FB post.
Heheheheee
I'm one o' them dang 'ol High Fallutent's!
MohRokTah
(15,429 posts)they never can spell, can they?
Swede Atlanta
(3,596 posts)2naSalit
(86,776 posts)valerief
(53,235 posts)Roy Rolling
(6,933 posts)Damn apostrophes!
sendero
(28,552 posts)... it's the apostrophe.
mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)is the apostrophe.
(Seen in the comments: http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/)
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)in the thread?
treestar
(82,383 posts)JHB
(37,161 posts)From a melding of high fallutin'" and "flatulent". From Shakespeare, or maybe some other Shakey fellow.
Sarah Ibarruri
(21,043 posts)mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)Ilsa
(61,698 posts)As a sin worthy of damnation. What's up with all of those apostrophes when they intended plural nouns?
BTW, several of those apply to me, including "loud mouth women".
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)just what in Tarhooties a P.K. is...
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)I looked it up. 'Playa Killah' came up, but I doubt that this screwball has a clue what that is. Pretty Kitties? Precious Koalas? Precocious Kangaroos?
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Psychopathic Koala's.
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)They totally suck.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)jazzimov
(1,456 posts)for being "rebellious" and "sinful" (aka "Freethinkers" . Yes, I was raised in a Southern Baptist home.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)But you're probably right.
AnotherDreamWeaver
(2,852 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)ck4829
(35,091 posts)But what exactly is a P.K?
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)There's an OLD Sin Bingo game?
I need to get out more...
lunasun
(21,646 posts)That hurts dude
Now I need 24 Hour Revenge Therapy
Iggo
(47,565 posts)Mebbe I'm one o' them, too.
I thought it was the Promise Keepers, but maybe I'm wrong.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)I bet the person that made that banner does think the Promise Keeper's are waaaay too liberal.
Iggo
(47,565 posts)Stuckinthebush
(10,847 posts)Porn King
Princeton Kappa
Polygamist Kurfuffle
lpbk2713
(42,766 posts)"Sport's Nut's" is a toofer.
I'll never be able to figure out why they are so shamelessly ignorant.
Iggo
(47,565 posts)Eh, wot!
essaynnc
(801 posts)It's a Preacher's Kid, of course (and my apostrophe is correctly placed). P.K.s are known to be total hell-raisers.
City Lights
(25,171 posts)Compiled by "idiot's!"
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)And I bet they're damn proud of that banner too. LOL's.
johnp3907
(3,732 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)I totally missed that one.
Brother Buzz
(36,463 posts)unless they got a bone to pick with an administrative ward in the Dodoma Rural district of the Dodoma Region of Tanzania. Dimes to donuts they couldn't even find Tanzania on a map if you spotted them a map.
Miss West Carolina speaks out on the importance of maps:
lunasun
(21,646 posts)damn devil's pushing map's
that's all that is !!!
okaawhatever
(9,462 posts)genuine article. From the state that elected Lindsey Graham. South Carolina.
Brother Buzz
(36,463 posts)The airhead signed a deal with Donald Trump's modeling agency. I understood she was also a contestant on "The Amazing Race"
spanone
(135,874 posts)dumber than snot.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Our species needs a little goosing in the evolution department so that stupid would burn. We'd save a lot of time that way.
"Mr. Bundy, why haven't you paid your grazing fees?"
"Because I don't believe in the fe--[font color="red"][font size="large"]AAAAAAHHH, IT BURNS!! MAKE IT STOP!"
lunasun
(21,646 posts)and pray it doesn't spread
Matariki
(18,775 posts)So, what belongs to then nuts?
Treant
(1,968 posts)I don't personally know Sport, so I'm not sure what he wears over his nut. Just for fun, I'm saying it's a jockstrap, but if I've offended you, Sport, please just correct me.
And it's not nuts' because...well, Sport wouldn't want me to say it but he's been so brave...one was bitten off by a squirrel.
2naSalit
(86,776 posts)ETA: Idolater's
What in the heck are those?
ohnoyoudidnt
(1,858 posts)YAY!
sarisataka
(18,770 posts)I could only get 6
AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)knightmaar
(748 posts)You're not counting "High Fallutent" and "Sophisticated Swine" as two separate things, are you?
AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)Nolimit
(142 posts)I've seen a guy holding this exact same sign near the Portland State University campus.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Last edited Fri Apr 25, 2014, 02:28 PM - Edit history (1)
But I doubt there are more than one of these signs.
*edit*
Oh...you mean my FB friend, lol
Derp...
I think she may be from somewhere out in that general region...
Sarah Ibarruri
(21,043 posts)Fornicator (and what's the apostrophe S doing in there?)
Gambler (there goes that apostrophe S again)
Idolater (shit, I give up! - this dude thinks ALL words in the English language have an apostrophe S at the end!)
Agnostic
Liberal
Feminist
Buddhist
Agnostic
Catholic
New Ager
Democrat
Environmentalist
I swear I am NOT one of the High Fallutunts.
coljam
(188 posts)As a Jew I feel a little left out however I did make it in 5 other categories.
steve2470
(37,457 posts)Is that a pig who wears cologne or drinks with his/her pinky finger extended ?
JohnnyRingo
(18,641 posts)I see they left haughty English majors from the list, but that's obviously implied.
randys1
(16,286 posts)angrychair
(8,733 posts)Very disappointed that "masturbator" isnt's on there.
Demeter
(85,373 posts)Seriously grammatically impaired. They must not be native speakers of English. Or they were educated in a red state.
3catwoman3
(24,045 posts)...apostrophe's, right?
ChisolmTrailDem
(9,463 posts)kimbutgar
(21,188 posts)And they said they accept Jesus. Where is a lightening bolt when we need one to spite this cretin? I know haters got to hate.
knightmaar
(748 posts)If the "effeminate men" belong to an abortionist, who belongs to a "P.K." who belongs to ...
You have trouble at the end though. After the "High Fullutent Sophisticated Swine" that belongs to the the liberal. At that point you have a sport, that owns a nut, that has possession of a "Repent and Believe in Jesus."
This is harder to reconcile than that "If you seek Amy" song, which was at least grammatical to Yoda-level.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,847 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)There, FTFY.
Heh