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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI never learned how to pick cotton. Nor tapdance. Nor birth babies. Nor spit watermelon seeds
in a spittoon.
I'm a complete and utter failure.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)subsidy...
onehandle
(51,122 posts)mcar
(42,323 posts)Perhaps there's still time.
In case it's necessary
Politicalboi
(15,189 posts)I wonder if he can pick cotton being so stupid and all.
CatWoman
(79,301 posts)in El Paso, Texas.
From seeing them on the plants, I would think picking it is labor intensive.
And monotomous.
And boring.
I'd like to see that jackass and others like him go to a camp where they have nothing to do but pick cotton.
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)to Southeastern Arkansas. The road was full of cotton bolls that had been blown by the wind. We got out of the bus and started collecting bolls, then we saw a cotton plant in a ditch and tried our hand at picking the bolls from the plant. It was a lot of work.
CatWoman
(79,301 posts)until the invention of the Cotton Gin....
MohRokTah
(15,429 posts)Since the intensity of picking the seeds from the harvested cotton went away, vasts amounts of labor to pick the cotton was needed.
It wasn't until 1937 that the viability of manual cotton harvesting ended forever with the introduction of the Rust Cotton Picker, whose design lives on to this day.
catrose
(5,066 posts)it's not all soft
LuvNewcastle
(16,845 posts)is rough on the hands. A cotton picker's hands would bleed from being stuck by that stiff part all day long. And that's not the worst of it. It takes quite a toll on the back. Laborers had to stay bent over all day to pick the cotton or they had to stay on their knees the whole time. Either way, it was terribly uncomfortable. And on top of all of that, they had to drag that sack around with them. Pretty often they had to pick 100 pounds of cotton to fill up a sack. Just imagine doing all of that in 95 degree heat with 90% humidity.
The reason I know about all of that is because my grandparents all grew up on farms here in Miss., and all of them raised some cotton to sell every year. They all told me stories about how terrible cotton farming was. I'm sure glad I never had to go through that. I always admired my grandparents so much because they survived all of that and grew up to be wonderful people. I never thought my parents gave their parents as much respect as they should have.
LittleBlue
(10,362 posts)Surely picking cotton beats spending every day outside a government office talking on your Obama phone.
CatWoman
(79,301 posts)HA!!!
malaise
(268,993 posts)and we don't sit on the 'cement' porch all day unless we're aborting our babies and sending our young men to jail.
One more failure - damn my entire family has failed.
CatWoman
(79,301 posts)That front porch sure serves a lot of purposes
gollygee
(22,336 posts)not babies.
malaise
(268,993 posts)So how do we abort 'young children'?
gollygee
(22,336 posts)One of the many parts of his bizarre bigoted rant that made me scratch my head.
KeepItReal
(7,769 posts)What with me sitting in front of computers and talking fancy to people in suits all day to get a paycheck.
I share your shame CatWoman.
eallen
(2,953 posts)Just sayin'.
CatWoman
(79,301 posts)but in the movies.................
Retrograde
(10,136 posts)(even us Yankees) know that you're supposed to spit the seeds off the back porch. If you're lucky, you'll get a vine growing, but up north they never got big enough to flower, much less set fruit.
The spittoon's for the juice from your chaw of tabakky, I think.
LoisB
(7,203 posts)boll though; my grandmother had one she kept in a vase.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)rickyhall
(4,889 posts)And my grandparents had a cotton farm somewhere around Hillsboro, Texas until about 1970.
But I do like watermelon.
socialist_n_TN
(11,481 posts)and I'm an old white commie. What went wrong Cliven?
enki23
(7,788 posts).
kelliekat44
(7,759 posts)CatWoman
(79,301 posts)MohRokTah
(15,429 posts)You mostly have to keep the harvester moving straight through the rows while enjoying the AC and listening to the stereo:
pokerfan
(27,677 posts)(His words, not mine.)
Catherine Vincent
(34,489 posts)I guess he didn't catch that. LOL.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)As in, "get your cotton-pickin' butt upstairs and clean your room!" or "are you out of your cotton-pickin' mind?" I don't even remember thinking anything of it. By 1980 or so it had faded from the vernacular.
But the first time I saw a cotton plant was 1999. From what I understand, it's not exactly a pleasant thing to spend all day picking. Definitely NOT some idyllic family-owned self-employed farmer career!
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)"Are you out of your cotton-pickin' mind?" seems like it was a popular expression in the South in those days.
babylonsister
(171,065 posts)Demeter
(85,373 posts)You want to talk complete failure, that just about covers it. I don't even have the excuse of lesbianism.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Darn those socialist educators.
Solly Mack
(90,765 posts)Oh, the humanity!
Moonwalk
(2,322 posts)Like being a slave
My head hurts from banging it against such stupidity....
Jack Rabbit
(45,984 posts). . . incorporating yourself.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)But I've been on the warpath a few times.
madaboutharry
(40,210 posts)How are you?
CatWoman
(79,301 posts)Lots of rain in these parts, but I'm not complaining -- washes the pollen out of the air
Rex
(65,616 posts)morons.
Victor_c3
(3,557 posts)I never did try tap dancing though...
I "caught" my first born daughter when she was born during a home birth, I eat a crap-load of watermelon, and I even picked cotton once when I was in Iraq.
Actually, the cotton thing was kind of funny. I was on patrol with my platoon when I was in Iraq and my Platoon Sergeant (a black man) called me on the radio and told me to stop the patrol. We pulled our vehicles over into a field and we all got out to look at the cotton plants and to pick cotton. My platoon Sergeant was totally mesmerized by it. He cracked some racist joke about taking black people out of the US and sending them to Iraq to pick cotton. I'll have to see if I can find a picture...
Warpy
(111,255 posts)when we'd spit watermelon seeds.
I learned all of them. The only one I'd do again is watermelon seeds. I never did grow up.