The Republicans have found their ideally-named candidate:

[muriel_volestrangler]

http://tarponsprings.patch.com/groups/events/p/macho-liberti-campaign-kickoff_6254da13

He appears to be a Paulite, from web comments he's made.

[longship]

1. So, you're going to make people click two links to find out the name?

Normally, I like your posts, which is why I clicked through. But I see no content other than an off site click, which I often do not do. It tends to reset my browser cache on my iPhone, the only INet I have here.

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. True; but the name is there in the URL

It's 'Macho Liberti'.

[longship]

5. Links on an iPhone are truncated.

So I would appreciate it if DUers would post context and not require visitors to click through to off site locations to comprehend their posts.

I am sure that there are many in my boat who have severe limits on the Internet. Not everybody in the country has broadband available, let alone unlimited downloads.

Thanks for understanding.

[SummerSnow]

2. Macho Liberti? Sounds like a wrestler...rofl

[Maedhros]

4. I understand that in the 90's there was a candidate from Bainbridge Island, WA named Rick White.

The story I heard was that he had to legally change his name from "Richard", because even the GOP recognized the problem with huge campaign billboards reading "Vote for Rich White, Republican."

[KentuckyWoman]

9. oh my gawd

Truth in advertising.

[11 Bravo]

6. I guess Smegma Felcher was already taken.

[xxqqqzme]

7. as is

Ben Ghazi.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

8. and he looks like a CGI creation.

ugh!!!!!!!!