What would articles of impeachment against Obama look like? (humor)
I imagine it would be something like this:
We the People in the Republican tea party do hereby impeach Barack HUSSEIN (get it?! Hussein, like Saddam!! Did we mention that his middle name is Hussein?!) Obama on the following charges:
1. We've been dying for an excuse to ever since McCain's concession speech
2. Not showing us his birth certificate that shows he was born on Uranus
3. Not mentioning Jesus and the 2nd Amendment enough in his speeches
4. Not putting on his cape, flying over to Benghazi, and using his superpowers to save our ambassadors
5. Being a tyrant who won't compromise and give the GOP everything they want
6. Not starting a nuclear war with anyone yet
7. Jaywalking, picking his nose, and scratching his butt in public
8. Helping people other than the filthy rich, aka socialism
9. Not reading My Pet Goat when Benghazi was happening
10. Presidenting While Black
What do you think?