Florida judge won't let man marry porn-filled computer

[Baitball Blogger]

A Florida judge has thrown out a motion filed by a man who is seeking to marry his pornography-filled computer, according the New Times Broward-Palm Beach.

Chris Sevier filed the motion to intervene on a federal lawsuit (James Domer Brenner et al., v. Rick Scott) that seeks for Florida to recognize gay marriages performed elsewhere. Sevier claims in the motion that if gay men and women can marry "even if they lack corresponding sexual parts," then he should be able to marry his laptop, which he says is his "preferred sexual object."

This comes after he sued Apple for selling him that same laptop without adding a pornography filter or warning him of the dangers of pornography, according to PC Magazine.

In that lawsuit, Sevier said that before purchasing the MacBook he had never seen pornography, but stumbled upon it when he mis-typed "Facebook.com" in the search bar and has since developed an addiction that has ruined his marriage.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/blogs/gone-viral/os-marry-porn-computer-20140508,0,6054681.post

[DetlefK]

1. "corresponding sexual parts" Is that from the Bible?

[Baitball Blogger]

4. It was an article that just got worse the further down you read.

I never realized just how weak minded right-wingers could be.

Now I understand why they are opposed to so many things. They have no will-power.

[Agschmid]

12. You got me to chuckle... This person has lost it.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

7. Peter's epistle to...

[Xipe Totec]

2. Marriage is consensual. Computers are not sentient.

Yet.

[liberal N proud]

3. Florida man strikes again

So if the computer was NOT filled with porn, would the judge let him marry it?

[hobbit709]

5. JuanitaJean has some good comments on this.

http://www.juanitajean.com/2014/05/07/okey-dokey-smokey/

[Baitball Blogger]

9. I loved this one:

His computer is more sexually attractive to him than women.

Speaking for women everywhere, “Thank you, God.”

= = = =

One of the readers brought the issue of consent up. This is a good point.

[Sheepshank]

6. marriage is all and only about sexual desire and gratification?

wow...such shallowness is sort of expected by extreme idiocy, I suppose.

[elleng]

11. That's where most if not all of the 'conversation' appears to be.

Thanks for noticing it, Sheepshank.

[Skidmore]

8. That man has a whole bunch of issues, only one of which

is his attraction to his computer.

[pinboy3niner]

10. He and his laptop just have an on again/off again relationship

[Agschmid]

13. Well played...

[Baitball Blogger]

14. Does this relationship constitute the can of compressed gas cleaner

as a sex toy?

I'm assuming there is reciprocation, of course.

[jberryhill]

17. But his lawsuit is an open and shut case

[Orrex]

15. Tempted by the Apple. Hmm.

[trusty elf]

16. Well, if corporations are people.....

why not lap tops?

[Blue Owl]

18. Santorum claimed it was Man on DOS and therefore sinful

n/t

[Yavin4]

19. Oh that's terrible.

Funny, but terrible.

[seveneyes]

20. Fine him for abusing tax dollars

As if there are not enough real court cases to be dealt with.