Your kitchen just got a lot more interesting...

[KamaAina]

[TexasTowelie]

1. Thank goodness they missed the groin area.

[KamaAina]

8. Mom actually proposed an anatomically correct version

with a little filet knife or something in the John Wayne Bobbitt slot.

[TreasonousBastard]

2. Love it! If I can't buy one, I may make one.

[1000words]

3. Creepier, you mean.

Aside from being ridiculously tacky, this is somewhat disturbing.

[Jenoch]

16. Here is a REALLY disturbing knife block.

http://nickpapageorgia.blogspot.com/2008/03/maarten-baas.html

[lpbk2713]

4. They say there's a market for everything.

" ... as seen on Faux."

[WhiteTara]

5. As one who believes the kitchen is sacred

this won't be in mine. is right. Red and everything.

[Electric Monk]

6. A friend of mine has had one like that for years. They aren't a new idea.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

9. a friend of mine, as well

heck, she has the same color. loved it when i saw it... not sure what her kids think about it since she named it after her ex-husband.

"Hey, Tommie. Go get the paring knife out of Roger and bring it to me..."

sP

[1000words]

12. As critical as I was, I did think what I would name it:

"Roland"

My best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
He carries them all over the town at least he tries,
Oh look it stopped snowing
My best friend's from Poland and, um, he has a beard.
But they caught him with his case in that public place
That is what we had feared

He severed segments secretly you like that
He always took the time to speak with me
I liked him for that.
He severed segments so secretly you like that
He always took the time, he always took the time

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. Ha! I wrote the product description for that for Hayneedle two years ago.

[seveneyes]

10. Very much a safety hazard

If that is real, I predict some lawsuits when people start slicing their hands while working or cleaning around it on the counter top.

[KamaAina]

15. If you look closely at the victim

it appears that there are sheaths behind the entry/exit wounds.

[Baitball Blogger]

11. LINK! I want one! Maybe two.

[cherokeeprogressive]

14. Link. I bought one for my Little Sister years ago.

My Mom thought it was hilarious.

http://www.stupidiotic.com/product_info.php?cPath=9_23&products_id=28

[Lady Freedom Returns]

13. Must be for those that does not like the little "DO NOT WALK" guy.