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zappaman

(20,606 posts)
Wed May 14, 2014, 03:50 PM May 2014

Pharmaceutical Industry Reeling As More Moms Making Vaccines At Home

NEW YORK—A wave of concern reportedly spread through the pharmaceutical industry this week as several major drug companies reported a dip in quarterly earnings, with experts placing the blame largely on the growing trend of mothers choosing to make vaccines for their children at home.

According to medical industry observers, the homemade inoculations, which are often assembled from scratch in kitchens or atop home craft tables, have become increasingly popular due to their low cost, their do-it-yourself appeal, and rising parental unease over the quality and origins of the ingredients in mass-produced immunizations.

“With some simple mail-order biochemical compounds and a little bit of elbow grease, mothers can now make and administer their own vaccines in the comfort of their own homes, saving themselves the expense and hassle of visiting a pediatrician,” said Deloitte senior business analyst Deborah Eisenson, who noted that the trend is spreading rapidly as more mothers post recipes and images of their handcrafted vaccines to Facebook and Pinterest. “In certain parts of the country, it has already become commonplace to see a continuous-flow centrifuge right there next to the microwave and the coffeemaker on the countertop.”

She added, “More and more of today’s moms want to know exactly what’s going into their children’s bodies, so they’re learning how to generate antigens from a home-grown chicken embryo or bacterial culture and then inject the vaccine into their child’s arm or upper thigh tissue themselves.”

more at link

http://www.theonion.com/articles/pharmaceutical-industry-reeling-as-more-moms-makin,36028/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1 efault

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Pharmaceutical Industry Reeling As More Moms Making Vaccines At Home (Original Post) zappaman May 2014 OP
clickbait leftyohiolib May 2014 #1
huh? zappaman May 2014 #3
*spew* Rod Beauvex May 2014 #8
Live virus inoculations. Otherwise known as play dates. nt Xipe Totec May 2014 #2
geez, don't give 'em any ideas eShirl May 2014 #4
Great one ZM! Love the Onion. longship May 2014 #5
Things are so nuts anymore, I bought this one hook line and sinker. shraby May 2014 #6
Rec! progressoid May 2014 #7
Is that a joke? leftyladyfrommo May 2014 #9
Yeah, it's a joke; it's "The Onion." Paladin May 2014 #10
Whoa. Now *there's* a way to really lord it over the other mothers Nye Bevan May 2014 #11
Almost fell for it but then saw the link sakabatou May 2014 #12
Wouldn't put it past even some DUers if true-which it isn't hobbit709 May 2014 #13

longship

(40,416 posts)
5. Great one ZM! Love the Onion.
Wed May 14, 2014, 04:51 PM
May 2014

They often cut to the core of the issue in ways that make one shudder, then make one think.

I do not think some here will get that this is satire -- apparently at least one doesn't. That's why I would label such OPs. But it is your OP.

Regards.

shraby

(21,946 posts)
6. Things are so nuts anymore, I bought this one hook line and sinker.
Wed May 14, 2014, 05:12 PM
May 2014

Was surprised to see the onion link.

Paladin

(28,254 posts)
10. Yeah, it's a joke; it's "The Onion."
Wed May 14, 2014, 05:45 PM
May 2014

Don't feel bad, it took me a while to catch on. It didn't used to be so hard to detect satire.....

Nye Bevan

(25,406 posts)
11. Whoa. Now *there's* a way to really lord it over the other mothers
Wed May 14, 2014, 05:45 PM
May 2014

down at the natural organic wholefood cooperative.

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