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nobodyspecial

(2,286 posts) Thu May 15, 2014, 02:50 PM May 2014

Top 10 Reasons American Spring is a Bust

I don't have them yet, but I thought we could crowdsource one for the teabaggers to have handy when actual protesters are outnumbered by portapotties and media.

I'm sure anything this talented group could come up with would be a hoot worthy of Letterman.

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Top 10 Reasons American Spring is a Bust (Original Post) nobodyspecial May 2014 OP

Well maybe because it is nice and cozy in upaloopa May 2014 #1

Lots of material here nobodyspecial May 2014 #5

I'd miss mom's cooking and my bed in the bacement upaloopa May 2014 #12

Great! nobodyspecial May 2014 #16

They dressed for Winter ... GeorgeGist May 2014 #2

Yeah, love to see that uniform in May. nobodyspecial May 2014 #6

All the prospective attendees were in Nevada guarding Bundy's cattle. Shrike47 May 2014 #3

That's a good one! nobodyspecial May 2014 #4

1. Those new speedbumps on Pennsylvania Ave were a bitch for the group's Hoverounds NightWatcher May 2014 #7

That's the spirit! nobodyspecial May 2014 #8

The cleaners couldn't get all those white sheets and hoods done in time. nt pinboy3niner May 2014 #9

Mom told them to come inside for dinner. NuclearDem May 2014 #10

Son, you can't go. You didn't clean your room and forgot to take out the garbage. longship May 2014 #11

There is not one Applebee's in Washington, DC. sofa king May 2014 #13

What about Olive Garden? nobodyspecial May 2014 #19

RightwingNuts have a tradition of going AWOL AceAcme May 2014 #14

It's cold and it's wet out there Maeve May 2014 #15

OK, maybe not fall either because it'll be cool and wet again... Jamaal510 May 2014 #17

Not enough porta-potties! Archae May 2014 #18

upaloopa

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1. Well maybe because it is nice and cozy in

Reply to nobodyspecial (Original post)

Thu May 15, 2014, 02:56 PM

May 2014

mom's basement and they don't want to have to sleep in sleeping bags on the National Mall.
Also there might not be any WIFI so they wouldn't be able to go on line to find out what to think and no Fox Noise.
And they are supposed to be unarmed.

nobodyspecial

(2,286 posts)

5. Lots of material here

Reply to upaloopa (Reply #1)

Thu May 15, 2014, 03:11 PM

May 2014

Can you break it up and make it pithier? Think of the lists you would see on Letterman.

upaloopa

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12. I'd miss mom's cooking and my bed in the bacement

Reply to nobodyspecial (Reply #5)

Thu May 15, 2014, 03:47 PM

May 2014

I won't be able to log on to Freerepublic to get my daily talking points
I won't be able to watch Fox and I won't know what new things Obama is guilty of
I'd be naked without my AR 15
I might lose my disability check
I might lose my farm subsidy
I really don't hate Obama but I can't let my friends know