So I was offline most of the day. Who replaced Obama as president?

[LynneSin]

I just know the 10 million protester showed up to oust the president and everyone else. It sounded like such a foolproof plan. So after Obama, Biden Boehner and all the others were kicked out of office who took over to run our government?

[Gravitycollapse]

1. I'm actually President now. I snuck in during the calamity and licked the desk in the Oval Office.

Thus invoking the rule of dibs.

[shenmue]

13. :)

Hooray!

[jberryhill]

2. Your name was called...

...but you had to be there to win any of the door prizes.

[Cha]

3. LOL

[LynneSin]

14. Damnit you said you'd claim my prize if I was picked

I would have made you my Vice President!

[jmowreader]

4. Some little skinny guy named Barack Obama. So far he seems to be holding up.

[LuvNewcastle]

5. They dug up Reagan and propped up his corpse in the Oval Office.

His governing capabilities are the same as they were in the 80's.

[edbermac]

6. They borrowed a page from the Paul-is-dead episode.

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They secretly replaced him with a man that looks exactly like Obama, a man who is a hard-core neocon in reality. All you have to do is play Ted Nugent's latest CD backwards and you will hear all the clues.

Deplorable Phobist is a Russian troll.

[byronius]

7. Welcome to Cruzistania.

A wholly-owned subsidiary of Kochistan.

[treestar]

8. Boner

He's still crying with joy. So is Veep Glennie Beck.

[chknltl]

9. I heard Govonor Christie thought about going there....

but he opted out because with all the protesting going on there might have been some traffic congestion and we all know how he fears being involved with traffic congestion!

[951-Riverside]

10. This guy

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Introducing Supreme Commander Beergut McSnickerfries

[Cha]

15. Good Grief!

[Ilsa]

18. I love it!

Too bad we don't have a rear camera angle to pick up butt crack when he stoops to pick up a fallen fry!

[llmart]

20. Too funny......

He is the quintessential "teabilly".

[Number23]

31. "Beergut McSnickerfries"

OWWWWW!! My sides!!!

In that other thread with all of the photos of the day, that was my favorite by far. I almost peed myself when I saw his gravy ration packet.

[lovemydog]

11. Elmer Fudd

All hail the Fuddmeister

[ColesCountyDem]

12. Foghorn Leghorn.

[Cha]

16. You weren't the only one who missed the American Revolution..

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Rofl

[gratuitous]

23. All those missing patriots!

New hashtag: #bringbackourpatriots

It's pretty clear they were spirited away to FEMA camps, because as LynneSin said, their foolproof plan could possibly have failed, what with all the fools they invited.

[Cha]

28. Lol #rescueourpatriots

FEMA camps!!!11111

[darkangel218]

25. LMAO!!!

[justthisguyyaknow]

17. It's okay

It's okay..only a couple more years and he's out.

[randome]

19. Cliven Bundy and Rick Santorum! It's gonna be a rough ride from here on in.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font][hr]

[sheshe2]

21. It was Kilroy!

But he ain't talking. He's on the fence.

[TBF]

22. I think we found Waldo -

he's in charge now.

[lpbk2713]

24. They made Sarah Palin their new President.

Unfortunately, she quit an hour later.

Said something about having better things to do.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

26. That biker guy

[valerief]

27. Shows how much you know. It was 30 milling people (to use someone else's

clever phrase).

Prez was going to be Ted Cruz, but, as usual, someone made a misspelling in the official coup document, and now our prez is Tom Cruise. Scientology is to be our official religion, and sofa sales are expected to boom.

[NuclearDem]

29. Some Hawaii-born former constitutional law professor, senator and Harvard grad.

Oh wait.

[awoke_in_2003]

30. Some dude named Ben Ghazi.

[UTUSN]

32. Bwah-HAH!1 n/t