Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahhahahhaha

[malaise]

Off to the Spelling Tea!!!!

[Dwayne Hicks]

1. LOL

American spring has been a entire day of entertainment. Thanks Colonel Reilly!

[brucefan]

2. Consitution.

Don't you get it?She's sitting.
Get it now?

[shenmue]

3. Ha ha!

That's a good one.

[BumRushDaShow]

10. DUzy!

[malaise]

17. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

She's conning you too

[Arugula Latte]

59. Obama wants to take away our right to sit.

Pretty soon, we can only squat!

[Louisiana1976]

78. ....

[eridani]

100. And that don't mean squat! n/t

[calimary]

110. Stop it!!!!!

Dear God, another one of these threads! Is it wrong that I'm smiling? I can't stop laughing!

I swear - I'm starting to love these poor bagger buggers - the "tens of them"! They sure have inspired a lot of hilariously great posts here! They've thus given me a MOST enjoyable day!

[freshwest]

88. Yup! And the rest are sitting in the Portajohns, reading the Articles of the Confederacy!

[Helen Borg]

4. Wow, luxury styrofoam board too!

Classy.

[Blue Owl]

23. Hillbilly foam core signage

Say that is classy!

[malaise]

24. Perfect concord

lightweights all

[AtheistCrusader]

104. Probably left it on the ground when they went home, too.

[doxydad]

5. Still not as good..

as the 'Morans' sign.

[IDemo]

32. That pic will come to define this era in the future

When willful, prideful ignorance became ascendant.

[freshwest]

90. Certainly. Now we see where it leads:

The school is the last expenditure upon which America should be willing to economize.

~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

[aggiesal]

94. Yesterday I saw a tweet that said ...

Arress Obama

I almoss fell out of my seat.

almoss was intentional.

[Heidi]

6. Kick!

Good morning, malaise!

[malaise]

25. Good morning Heidi

Haven't seen you in GD for a while

[winstars]

7. And the hits keep on coming on Morans radio!!! nt

[malaise]

27. or how to become another icon to lead the parade of ReTHUG dunces

[trusty elf]

51. variation on a theme

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[malaise]

53. Real nice variation

[trusty elf]

60. :-)

[IMG][/IMG]

[MADem]

120. +1,000 !!!! nt

[calimary]

111. OMG!!!!!!!!

[freshwest]

92. It was to be expected, malaise!

[HughBeaumont]

8. Uhhhhhhhhhh . . . think he's been briefed, stupid . . . .

"He worked as a civil rights attorney and taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School from 1992 to 2004."

Armchair scolds are hilarious.

[treestar]

12. +1. Every moran thinks they get to interpret the constitution

on their own and the courts can be ignored. Or they don't even realize the courts have any say in it. Just plain ignorant. They probably mean the Second Amendment, which Obama hasn't done anything on. The best example of the Fox News silliness is the idea that Obama is going to take their guns away. Simple made up. And they all believe and won't consider any evidence otherwise.

[Old Codger]

46. I would bet

That the rumor about that was started by the gun manufacturers along with ammo manufacturers.. in collusion with the nra

[freshwest]

93. It's been great for business! But nonetheless:

[Scuba]

122. In fairness, there are death panels ....

The panels are made up of Republican governors...

http://www.pnhp.org/news/2014/january/more-than-7100-deaths-likely-from-states-rejection-of-medicaid-expansion-%C2%A0health-a

More than 7,100 deaths likely from states' rejection of Medicaid expansion: Health Affairs Blog

Harvard and CUNY researchers say death toll from 25-state ‘opt-out’ may be as high as 17,100 annually; hundreds of thousands more will be harmed by depression, untreated diabetes, and skipping mammograms and pap smears

The decision by 25 states to reject the expansion of Medicaid coverage under the Affordable Care Act will result in between 7,115 and 17,104 more deaths than had all states opted in, according to researchers at Harvard Medical School and the City University of New York.

[Curmudgeoness]

75. Excuse me, but it is "interpret the consitution".

Get your spelling right.

[treestar]

86. You know I agree with them

Obama does not know a damn thing about the consitution!

[csziggy]

43. Yes, but Obama clearly did not study or teach the consitution so the sign is needed!

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. Look at their happy smiling faces.

Ignorance is indeed bliss.

[malaise]

19. That was the best part - the joy of ignorance

[onlyadream]

11. Besides the misspelling of constitution

"Read" can be with a long or short 'e', so when I first saw this, I read it as a short 'e' in that Obama had read the constitution, lol (with explanation point).

[malaise]

31. So he read it

[JEFF9K]

13. They were home SKOOLED!

[H2O Man]

14. recommended.

Pathetic. Fu_king pathetic.

[malaise]

21. Yah think

LOL

[Segami]

15. Come up for air and take a break malaise....

...I'll take over from here.....now class, spell 'moran'.....


....Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[malaise]

22. Walking briskly helps - just returned

These 'morans' are priceless and it is their celebration of ignorance that I find delish!!!

[calimary]

112. Totally and utterly and EXQUISITELY delish!!!!

[spanone]

16. IDJITS

[Liberalynn]

18. Ironically most of them have probably never even read the Constitution

themselves. They only know what Limpballs and Beck Bozo tell them it says. They probably had to hire kindergarteners to make the signs for them. THere should be a law that the morans can't vote. Know that sounds harsh and undemocratic, and in fact they are good for a laugh, but I am tired of their bigotry, their spewings, and their prideful ignorance. The only thing wrong with this country is them and the billionaires and CEO's manipulating their puppet strings.

[merrily]

62. Sadly, most Americans, including our legislators and those who run for President,

never read it from start to finish.

Remember, when Republicans took over Congress, Boehner led them in reading it aloud? A page was missing and not a one of the 435 (or however many showed up for that charade cum photo op) even realized it.

And that is what some of us stand on lines for hours to elect.

[Jamastiene]

106. smh

I believe you. They sure don't care about our Bill of Rights in Congress. I doubt they care about the Constitution either.

[MiniMe]

20. Stupid Teabagger- Read the Dictionary

[malaise]

28. My mom used to tell us that you can't use a dictionary

if you don't know how to spell

[merrily]

63. Yes, but now google fixes that.

What happened when I deliberately mispelled your screen name, then hit search.

Showing results for meaning of malaise
Search instead for meaning of melaise

[malaise]

65. LOL

My mom died before Google

[tclambert]

76. My conservative brother said the dictionary had a liberal bias.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

26. It has been proven that the more right wing the lower the IQ

Scientifically proven

[malaise]

29. Well you have to be delusional to be a right winger

Makes a lot of sense

[Jackpine Radical]

57. Absolutely not true.

You only have to be delusional to be a RW follower. RW leaders, on the other hand, are often quite high-functioning authoritarian psychopaths.

[malaise]

61. Valid point

[riqster]

89. S'truth. The lower-functioning ones are the ones in jail.

[merrily]

66. I don't know about that, but I can't say can't say Roberts or Scalia is

more stupid or less clever than the Democratic Justices.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

30. I guess we should add this to the long list

[marble falls]

33. Morans and maroons, the whole lot of them.

[hootinholler]

34. Stop it!

Stop casting asparagus!

[malaise]

35. Only if you get me a pair of the shoes

and socks

[hootinholler]

42. I will

If you promise not to sport the Congestive Heart Failure ankles.

[malaise]

44. You're in luck

I'm back to walking 20.8K a week

[hootinholler]

68. Well then

PM me the shoe size and address and I think I can fix you right up.

[malaise]

69. LOL

[hootinholler]

70. I generally don't go to WalMart

But I'll take one for the team to fulfill your desires!

I do want a photo after you get them.

[malaise]

71. I cannot allow you to got to WalMart

I'll have to pass

[eyeofnewt]

99. After a long day at work

This comment made my day. It's hilarious. Granted, CHF isn't funny, but in the context of the conversation.....

[calimary]

113. Welcome to DU, eyeofnewt!

Glad you're here! This whole freakin' thread made my day - and all the other threads like it joined in big time! I've been chortling up a storm over these - HOURS AND HOURS of fun!!!!

[malaise]

123. That comment was a hoot

[eridani]

101. If she can afford to go to DC, she can fucking well afford compression hosiery n/t

[Auntie Bush]

36. I'm a bad speller...but they have me beat 100 times.

[Curmudgeoness]

77. However

if you are making a sign that may be seen by "millions" of people, do you not either 1) avoid words that you cannot spell, or 2) double check all your spelling before you make a sign????? That is the difference between a bad speller and a moran.

[Auntie Bush]

97. I guess I'm just a bad speller because I always check.

[edbermac]

37. You know what's scary about that picture?

He's probably one of the more intelligent ones.

[NuclearDem]

38. Totally reminds me of this

[malaise]

39. Sheeple and parrots

parrots and sheeple.

[Gemini Cat]

40. Stupid and damned proud of it.

[Raffi Ella]

41. ~

[EEO]

45. Facepalm

[calimary]

114. Welcome to DU, EEO!

Good to have you with us! No kidding! I'm laughing into my face palm! DAYUM this is fun!!!

[awoke_in_2003]

47. I am about to have...

my morning consitutional

[malaise]

49. Hahahahahaha

[SmittynMo]

48. OMG. Nothing like a

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bunch of uneducated, ignorant tea baggers. I wish they would just go away.

[malaise]

50. Well the party is sure hiding them this time around

hoping to fool the sheeple.

[L0oniX]

52. Alternate: Read the Constipation!

[Jackpine Radical]

58. I guess you had to

get a plug in for that one.

[eridani]

103. You just couldn't resist passing that one, could you? n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

126. No shit.

[calimary]

115. Barrump-bump!

[Grins]

55. Source?

Where/when was this pic taken?

[Todays_Illusion]

56. Those conservative billionaires certainly have a well home schooled tribe rooting for them.

We could once again send the Kochs a thank you note for the entertaining characters they have caused to rise up in our faces and; misspell.

[calimary]

116. Welcome to DU, Todays_Illusion!

Wonderful to have you join us! I am loving this, loving this, loving this!!! We can all use the comic relief. Bless those teabagger dingdongs! The clown car and all the flat tires driving it!

[Todays_Illusion]

127. Thanks for the welcome.

It is very civilized here compared to some of my other haunts.

[Liberal_in_LA]

64. lol

[tooeyeten]

67. Think they're embarrassed?

I highly doubt it myself.

[Jackpine Radical]

72. Oh come now.

Them's socalists trieing to make the Patrots look badd.

[malaise]

73. Seriously this is delish

DU hasn't laughed like this since Christie exploded with Bridgegate.

[calimary]

117. Oh God, THAT is a mental picture I did not need!

Reminds me of that Monty Python skit where the fat guy eats everything BUT the restaurant and the waiter and then literally explodes! I'm just absolutely loving this!!! Delish with Relish!!!

[tclambert]

74. The Tea Party spelling bee was called after the first word.

No one could spell it right. So they all bragged that they tied for first.

[malaise]

81. Hahahahahha

I can actually imagine that scenario

[StarryNite]

80. Bad Spellers Of The World, Untie!

[armed_and_liberal]

82. 2016 I'm going to show up at GOP rallies with a misspelled sign

This has to piss them off.

[calimary]

119. Welcome to DU, armed_and_liberal!

Dayum! So many new people! Great to have you here. Terrific to have you ALL here! But if you show up at one of their rallies with a badly-spelled sign, who will even notice?

[ChangeUp106]

83. There is a 0% Chance

that those two have read either the "Consitution" or the Constitution.

[AC_Mem]

84. Dear Lord

REALLY? You would think after the years of ridicule over spelling they would do a double-check. You just CANNOT make this shit up!

[treestar]

87. Exactly, when you are writing it out on a poster

You can't claim it is a typo.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

85. Is this on Consitution Ave. ?

[malaise]

91. They don't even read their own signs let alone

street signs - you think they even make a connection with the name of the street and the Constitution...and people expect us to listen to their rubbish!

[tavernier]

95. Dumb as a fence post

used to be the phrase. I'm afraid that they are giving fence posts a bad name. I didn't think that was possible.

I guess the new phrase needs to lower the bar to "Dumb as a tea-bagger."

[ALBliberal]

96. dorks so embarrassed for them

[calimary]

118. Welcome to DU, ALBliberal!

Great to have you here, too! Hey, these poor saps make dorks look good. Dorks should be happy!

[JoeyT]

98. Well, she's brighter than the rest of them.

At least she wrote her stupid screen on styrofoam, so if a surprise flood landlocks her she can float to safety.

[Kalidurga]

102. Holy Carp!!!

The lady in the background has a rather scary pose.

[kentauros]

105. They are indeed dense, humor-impaired, and/or all-serious-all-the-time-ONLY!!1!

I made a thread on Discussionist in the fun-forum as an homage to our previous "You elected Satin" thread here. Soon, there were posts questioning my education and intelligence, all without bothering to even read the previous dozens of pun-posts.

I've experienced some examples of willful ignorance, but I have to wonder if some of them also have willful humor-impairment...

[Jamastiene]

107. I happen to know a lot of these morons are on the internet now.

I have, unfortunately, crossed paths with them at times.

They should really use spell check to help them make their signs, if they can remember the letters long enough to write them down.

[Cha]

108. Woman, Read the

Dictionary! they never fail to impress, do they? mahalo malaise.

[yurbud]

109. an insult loses its sting when the target has to help you deliver it correctly.

[malaise]

121. Beautifully stated

[yurbud]

124. I teach argument in my college comp classes and have to help righties make their best case a lot

so I end up arguing both sides.

[malaise]

125. Love it