Here are a few more Bible verses for you lurkers out there...

[Hugabear]

And don't worry...I pulled these from the New Testament.

Notice this doesn't say "hide your money in an offshore account"

Mark 12:13-17
13 And they send unto him certain of the Pharisees and of the Herodians, to catch him in his words.
14 And when they were come, they say unto him, Master, we know that thou art true, and carest for no man: for thou regardest not the person of men, but teachest the way of God in truth: Is it lawful to give tribute to Caesar, or not?
15 Shall we give, or shall we not give? But he, knowing their hypocrisy, said unto them, Why tempt ye me? bring me a penny, that I may see it.
16 And they brought it. And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription? And they said unto him, Caesar's.
17 And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him.

Matthew 19:23-24
23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.
24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

This one here covers quite a bit that might be painful to a lot of you lurkers.

Luke 6:24-31
24 But woe unto you that are rich! for ye have received your consolation.
25 Woe unto you that are full! for ye shall hunger. Woe unto you that laugh now! for ye shall mourn and weep.
26 Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so did their fathers to the false prophets.
27 But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you,
28 Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you.
29 And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloak forbid not to take thy coat also.
30 Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that taketh away thy goods ask them not again.
31 And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.

[KansDem]

1. It's the "Buffet Bible"

Take what you like; leave what you don't like...

[HillWilliam]

2. And another I saw posted on DU the other day

Proverbs 6:16-19

16 There are six things that the Lord hates,
seven that are an abomination to him:
17 haughty eyes, a lying tongue,
and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 a heart that devises wicked plans,
feet that make haste to run to evil,
19 a false witness who breathes out lies,
and one who sows discord among brothers.

[47of74]

5. George W. Bush is guilty of all of those.

[xchrom]

3. 31 And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise. nt

[justgamma]

4. Remember at one of the debates,

that the Golden Rule was booed by the audience. They are real gems.

[BiggJawn]

6. Where's the parts about hating homos?

Jeebus didn't say none of that stuff, he said to hate homos and vote for Santorum...

[Zax2me]

7. Why not worry, from New Testament?

[Kahuna]

8. Most excellent!