Is Mitt Romney sexy?

[denem]

Ultra Rich Alpha males are supposed to ooze sex appeal. What happened to Mitt?

[JI7]

1. Romney is one of those guys who are ok looking but have No Sex Appeal, Santorum and Newt have more

sex appeal. the guy comes off as creepy awkward to me.

as for what happened, there is some thread about something his wife said about him which might explain some of it.

[bayareamike]

2. I'd say Santorum and Newt are pretty much near zero when it comes to sex appeal.

I'm not sure uptight "dickishness" is sexy. And as for Newt...well...no words need be said about Newt. LOL

[JI7]

3. yup, which means Romney is in the negatives when it comes to sex appeal

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

32. "Frankly, I resent that remark."

"That's right ladies. Who wants to be the next Ex Mrs. Gingrich?... Frankly."




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[Tunkamerica]

17. you just have to unzip him.

[MrSlayer]

4. I'm sure somewhere, someone thinks so.

I once saw a freeper thread where the women were swooning over Dick Cheney.

[JI7]

6. they seemed to think Fred Thompson was Sexy also

[goclark]

5. He is not sexy to Ms. goclark

He reminds me of Howdy Doody -- he is not real.

His smile is fake.

His "jokes" are not funny.

He is out of touch with the real word.

Anyone that would put his dog on top of a car does not get my vote.

[one_voice]

7. I don't think he's sexy....

he's not ugly, he's not a bad looking guy, but zero sex appeal. imo.

[LibDemAlways]

8. He looks like a middle aged Ken doll and is about as

sexy as a molded piece of plastic. If someone finds department store mannequins sexy, then Mitt's their kind of guy. I suspect most women prefer their men a little more human.

[nenagh]

11. A Ken doll, was exactly what he reminded me of..

[lunatica]

20. I was going to post that he's the model they used for making the ken doll

All the physical features are there, but still there's something vital missing.

Plus the way he moves is wooden. He takes fast little steps when he walks and sticks his arms stiffly down and does little stubby movements when he turns on stage to talk to his audience. He also jerks his head from side to side to try to quickly look at everybody in the room. It makes him look like he thinks someone is sneaking up on him. And his face isn't very expressive. He always looks enthusiastic about something and never looks amused or sad or serious or thoughtful. No gravitas at all.

[LibDemAlways]

27. There's a wonderful line in The Great Gatsby where

the insincere Daisy's voice is described as sounding like money. Mitt looks and acts like money. His great wealth has shielded him from all manner of everyday worries and concerns - and robbed him of his humanity to the point where he can't even fake it. You're right. He's as expressionless and as vapid as the doll.

[Kalidurga]

9. There is some kinda not there quality with Mittens.

Vacuous, not really the stupid kind more like the predatory kind. Like the how a cat eyes it's prey unblinking and unaware of it's surroundings until it pounces. Except with cats it's kinda cool. With Rmoney and most humans it's creepy.

[Turbineguy]

10. Probably less than this guy

[pscot]

12. Well, his wife says, when she unzips him

he's not stiff. That doesn't sound too good if you're going for Sexy.

[99th_Monkey]

13. What^pscot^said nt

[tallahasseedem]

23. LOL!

Not good at all...

[Jane Austin]

14. Oh, HELL no!

n/t

[Tom Ripley]

15. As sexy as any Sear's catalog model

[treestar]

16. Good point

I have always been informed by some men about what I find sexy, and according to them, I should find Mitt very sexy. He has money and can support my children. He is proven "successful" and able to support a family ( or his genes are, in Mitt's case, his father or grandfather earned the money ). Since he can support my kids, I'm supposed to find him attractive.

Why isn't it working?

[redqueen]

28. LOL

So much for that little theory!

[seabeyond]

18. he is an old man. this is....

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sexy



this... is not

[Raven]

19. The term "empty suit" was made for Mitt. n/t

[HopeHoops]

21. To an inmate at a maximum security penitentiary, sure.

[Enrique]

22. if you're into the Gordon Gecko type

[Arkansas Granny]

24. No.

[MoonRiver]

25. He's not stiff.

His wife said so.

[WI_DEM]

26. No.

[dynasaw]

29. He's typically Mormon

Mormons are encouraged to be "clean cut." Just look at the guys who come knocking at your door in their white shirts, black ties and carefully combed outdated hair styles. The culture enforces dress codes and behaviors that wipe out any hint of originality or personal uniqueness. He's a very typical product of the mormon factory system. One flavor only: bland, vanilla.

[siligut]

34. Plus their attitudes about women

I feel so sorry for Mormon women, they can't win.

[ellie]

30. No, not at all.

[Autumn]

31. Well it all depends on if a person has

a fetish for slugs.

[joeybee12]

33. Only if you consider watching paint dry a thrilling experience...nt

[OregonGirl77]

35. Hell yes!!

I haven't see anyone as sexy as Mitt Romney in a quick minute. I would toss that old man on his back so fast it would make his cute head spin, and I would tear his clothes off, and do horribly wrong, dirty things to his body. There's your answer!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

36. Welcome to DU, OregonGirl77!

Are you sure you're a Democrat?

[hrmjustin]

38. Oh my! Welcome to DU.

[OregonGirl77]

39. Thanks!

That was very nice of you. I shall pipe down now on my Romney nonsense.

[Glaug-Eldare]

40. That was unexpected!

You might not be around too long, but thanks for giving me a laugh today!