Donald Trump: “Gloria Allred Would Be Very Very Very Impressed With [My Penis]”

[DearAbby]

Calling into TMZ, Donald Trump says that attorney Gloria Allred would love his penis.

Donald’s genitals became a topic of contention earlier today during Gloria’s news conference with transgender beauty queen Jenna Talackova — when Gloria said, Jenna “didn’t ask Mr. Trump to prove he’s a naturally born man, or see photos of his birth, or to view his anatomy … It made no difference to her.”

But it makes a difference to Donald, who said he’d be willing to show what he’s got … if Gloria’s willing to pay the right price.

http://www.alan.com/2012/04/04/donald-trump-gloria-allred-would-be-very-very-very-impressed-with-my-penis/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+liberaland+%28Alan+Colmes+Liberaland%29&utm_content=FaceBook





How is that impressive? Now a penis looking like a frog singing "Hello mah baby!" that would be impressive, really Donald once you've seen a dick you've seen them all

[malaise]

1. Before or after Viagra

[RagAss]

2. A dick will be seen without pulling down his pants.

[Smilo]

6. And every time that dick opens its mouth out pours pure shit.

[DearAbby]

7. ew

just EW

[tledford]

3. Jesus Christ, what a fucking moron he is. eom

[WI_DEM]

4. Only someone with an inferiority complex about his sexual prowess would say something

like that--that and an egomaniac and so I guess the Donald qualifies on both counts.

[DearAbby]

5. Publicity stunt..

to drum up the viewers for his new show "The Appendage"

[customerserviceguy]

21. What's the tagline? "You're flaccid..." n/t

[JHB]

8. How chummy...

...in the "what they use for shark bait" sense.

[hifiguy]

9. Trump is an ambulatory turd.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

10. I'm impressed by the mere existence a walking talking penis with such a weird hairpiece. nt

[Horse with no Name]

11. I HIGHLY doubt she would

I also highly doubt ANY woman that would be with him is interested in the size of his penis--they are more interested in his size of his bank account.

[no_hypocrisy]

12. Why? Is there another comb-over yet to be revealed?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

14. .

[DearAbby]

16. EW

[tanyev]

17. That would be impressive.

[meow2u3]

13. I'd need a microscope to see Trump's junk

[izquierdista]

15. But that isn't nearly as stunning as.....

the nearby tattoos that were done for him by a descendant of Karl Faberge

and


Why do you think he refers to them as the "family jewels"?

[JVS]

18. I wonder if his pubic hair is as weird as his regular hair.

[CTyankee]

20. oh, stop! I don't have enough brain bleach for that!

sorry I read that. No mas.

[madokie]

19. We all know someone who is small in stature that has little man syndrome

trumpie boy has little, don't know how to use it, dick syndrome

[Initech]

22. *Ron Burgundy voice* Just walking it off... don't act like you're not impressed!

[TeamsterDem]

23. 2 relatively useless bodies of skin topped by a brainless head

The only benefit of talking to Trump's penis would be that it probably doesn't have that train-wreck combover distracting your eyes.

[MrScorpio]

24. Is that what he's calling his own head these days? nt