9 reasons why you should wish to sneak your own mayonnaise jar (with knife enclosed) onto a jet airl

[Playinghardball]

As Raw Story noted earlier this week, an unidentified man tried to sneak a jar of mayo –and a knife– onto a flight bound for Mexico City.

But what no one has since reported is WHY someone would try to do that. The following are some possibilities:

1. “The cuisine provided on this airline is far too dry, and the moistureless environment of the passenger cabin merely makes it worse. However, I do not wish to offend the sensibilities of the kindly attendants by asking them for as much mayonnaise as I require for any given meal. Asking for a knife for my hidden mayonnaise supply would only call attention to their dilemma, and to mine. Ergo, the solution.”

2. It’s better to have a “Knife in a Mayonnaise Jar on the Airplane” than “Colonel Mustard in the Library With a Pistol!”

3. “The vile environment of the average jet lavatory will not dissuade me should I ‘get lucky’ tonight. Although it generally requires my own special lubricant. The knife is just to be perverse.”

More reasons at: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/04/05/9-reasons-why-you-should-wish-to-sneak-your-own-mayonnaise-jar-with-knife-enclosed-onto-a-jet-airliner/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheRawStory+%28The+Raw+Story%29

[petronius]

1. Did he have other sandwich fixings along with it?

[Javaman]

2. I go with #1.

those "sandwiches" are nothing more than cardboard within cardboard. A little mayo would go a long way.

[longship]

3. Oh no! A pickle spear!!!!1!!