Countries having fun with 'American Bible, flag gun girl.

[Ichingcarpenter]

[Xyzse]

1. I love Canadians.

[Ichingcarpenter]

2. More Canadian

[Xyzse]

3. Even better. In Maple we trust.

[Hofbrau]

8. The ladies need better trigger discipline...

[dead_head]

66. Please someone

from Quebec. Do one with a hockey jersey, a beer and a poutine!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kentauros]

81. Isn't poutine rather universal to Canada, anyway?

I know my past-wife used to talk about having/making it in Meaford, Ontario

[laundry_queen]

86. It is now

but when I was growing up I didn't know what poutine was ...and I had been to Quebec (Montreal AND Quebec City!) when I was 11. It's only in the last 10-15 years it's spread across the country. Of course, I am in the West so we are slower to know what the East is up to Plus when I was in Quebec, my aunt was anxious to show us the BEST restaurants, so I doubt poutine was on the menu of any of the restaurants we dined at, LOL.

[kentauros]

89. I'd have to ask my past-wife when she started seeing it.

I think her family moved to Ontario around 1970, from Newfoundland. Her father may have been exposed to it earlier, being a merchant marine.

You know, considering what the "best" restaurant serve anymore, you might just find a high-dollar version of poutine at such restaurants today

[laundry_queen]

91. LOL, probably. I went back in the 80's. Fine dining is not what it used to be ;) nt

[quakerboy]

95. In the same way BBQ is Universal in the US

Theres Poutine everywhere in Canada. Will be here in the states soon enough as well. I can get BBQ in any major city in the US. But theres a big difference between BBQ in North Carolina vs BBQ in Seattle.

I defy you to find a good Poutine in BC. Most places in Canada seem to offer Poutine as a cover for the fact they cant seem to make a decent french fry.

[Thespian2]

103. Ah, yep

I loves maple syruple...just like Roger Miller. Great Canadian Photo.

[6000eliot]

4. These are hysterical! Where did you find them?

[Ichingcarpenter]

7. From reddit under r/ funny and r/pictures called

Am I doing this right?
Its going international

[Fred Sanders]

5. This is such a great idea, every nation should join in the mocking of the tea party nuts.....

You have to be carrying a potential weapon and some kind of book to qualify, and maple syrup is not a book...

Ukraine: Ukrainian folk dancer holding a ring of kielbasa and a copy of The Red Book.

[DinahMoeHum]

9. How about an English-French dictionary for the Canadian?

[Jack Rabbit]

40. or a French-Canadian dictionary for the French?

[calimary]

26. Ahhh... I can see it now.

I see me standing in front of an American flag, with a copy of "Shelley Berman's Cleans and Dirties" and in my weapon hand, a cream pie.

Or there's always the sexy version - the book, I suppose, would be "50 Shades of Gray" (I never read it, though) and in the weapon hand, how 'bout one of those wand vibrators (or a nice long rubber dildo?)!

[Worried senior]

31. That sounds

like a great idea.

[Hekate]

46. Excellent, calimary

[BobbyBoring]

51. ahh Shelly Berman!

I'm sure many here won't know of him, but that was one funny dude!

[sheshe2]

73. Oh please...

Go with the sexy one, calimary!

[calimary]

79. I'm still thinking... the weapon is a giant cannoli. The book is "The Godfather" (Part One).

Standing in front of a flag with the sketch of the hand holding the marionette control cross-bar on it, or the flag of Sicily.

A giant salami in the weapon hand and a Jerry's Famous Deli menu in the book hand. The flag? Maybe a Kosher banner?

A Klingon batliff in the weapon hand, "The Book of Kahless" in the book hand, and the flag is the Klingon Empire banner?

OR...

The flag is Starfleet Command's, the weapon is the phaser, and the book is "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" or Picard's "Globe Illustrated Shakespeare"?

The flag is Gryffindor's. The weapon is the wand. The book is "The Monster Book of Monsters."

And onward...

[sheshe2]

80. Brava Brava Brava

They work my dear calimary. They all work!

I stand in awe~

[kentauros]

82. American flag. Cast-iron frying pan. Joy of Cooking.

And if you use any of Julia Child's books, you could add the French flag, too


Also, cartoon American flag, Sylvester holding a cast-iron frying with a face-imprint and a copy of "Chuck Amuck" by Chuck Jones.

[FourScore]

88. You're good at this. n/t

[kentauros]

90. Thanks!

I own some of the books mentioned in my post

British flag. Sherlock Holmes. Cane. Collected Works of William Shakespeare.

Steed from "The Avengers" would be a good substitute for Holmes, as he also uses a cane as a weapon.

[FourScore]

92. Ooo...let me try!

French flag. Thomas Piketty's Capital in the Twenty-First Century. Calculator.


Afghanistan flag. The Kite Runner. A kite.


British flag. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Wand.

[kentauros]

93. There ya go!

Although, technically, the item that's not a book has to be a weapon, or used as one somehow. When I saw the Canadian one above, I wondered if the hammer was what the Canadian's wand would look like

[CottonBear]

110. It must be a Lodge cast iron pan.

I have the Lodge cast iron pan and the "Joy of Cooking" but only a tiny American flag. Maybe a neighbor has a big flag for the photo.

[kentauros]

111. Well then, there ya go :)

Post it to this thread when you make it

(I'm not sure what brand mine is; all I see is "SK" on the bottom and the number for pan-size...)

[daleanime]

98. "Make it so...."

[myrna minx]

6. Love it.

[1StrongBlackMan]

10. Someone should do one with ...

a woman hold a baby in her right arm and her holding a "pink-slip" and the Hobby Lobby Opinion in her left hand (with the American flag in the background).

[Tetris_Iguana]

24. We're aiming more for fun, not serious. NT

[calimary]

30. Welcome to DU, Tetris_Iguana!

Glad you're here! It is an exquisitely sweet pastime here - making fun of these teabagger ding-dongs and other assorted wrong-wingers. Can't be helped. They provide so damn much usable material!!!!!

For example, we've been dining out on this guy for several years now:

[IMG][/IMG]

[Tetris_Iguana]

37. I know, right! :)

Making fun of Tea Baggers/Teahadists/general morans is one reason I finally decided to jump from lurking.

[Chemisse]

57. Oh yeah - love him, he's a classic.

[jollyreaper2112]

11. America

What's the difference between 'murica and the caliphate? Out God's real even if our titties aren't!

[Ino]

12. They cling to guns or religion...

[Fred Sanders]

13. Obama was right in 2008 to claim how the right wing cling to their bibles and guns....

for lack of actual ideas.

[calimary]

28. Seems like one of those "here's yer proof, right here!"-type things.

Why, thank you, young lady, for proving our President correct - YET AGAIN!!!!

[treestar]

14. LOL

What has the Aussie got in his right hand?

[Ichingcarpenter]

17. A giant poisonous snake or spider

that able to camouflage itself into a common household item

[a la izquierda]

52. ...

[F4lconF16]

59. ...

[Skittles]

76. OMG

I was just telling an Aussie last week that their big-as-dinner-plates spiders freak me out

[Iggo]

87. Even funnier when read in an Aussie/Infomercial accent. (n/t)

[aggiesal]

19. Looks like ...

some sort of cement trowel.

[calimary]

27. Looks like some sort of trowel - a plastering tool.

It's got notches in it so it may be for applying the spackle-stuff that you spread on a wall and make ridges in - so you can lay tiles.

[SidDithers]

32. It's a BBQ spatula. I've got the same one...

serrated on one edge, tenderizer on the other side, beer bottle opener at the angle.



Sid

[wcollar]

34. Spatula

It's a spatula for outdoor grilling. Notice the hole in the metal near the handle? That's a bottle opener.
I've got one like it.

[Chan790]

35. A barbecue spatula, actually.

I have a similar one.

The teeth are for using like a fork to prong things like hotdogs and poking meat to see if it's done.

This exact one:
http://www.matadorbbqs.com.au/accessories_spatula.aspx

[Hekate]

50. A bbq implement and in his left hand, a Harry Potter book!

well done

[libodem]

15. I thought the second girl

Was the first one all photo shopped. It's a different woman with the same smirking smile.

Who said Fascism will conquer the United States wrapped in the flag and carrying a Bible? It's heerrrrre.

[Tetris_Iguana]

25. If that's what fascism looks like

bring it on

[A Little Weird]

67. She was a real suicide bomber

Here's a little bit of info about her:

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/in-this-undated-handout-image-reem-slaleh-raiyshi-a-mother-news-photo/2867687

[BobTheSubgenius]

78. Sinclair Lewis, I think.

[Rozlee]

16. Cheech Marin.

In his full Up in Smoke regalia, standing in front of the Mexican flag and holding a two foot reefer in one hand and a copy of Che Guevara's biography in the other. I wish George Takei would do one in some type of Star Trek theme.

[Ichingcarpenter]

20. Sort of a racist stereotype for an American...ha ha he's a mexican...not

Richard Anthony 'Cheech' Marin was born in Los Angeles, California, the son of Elsa (née Meza), a secretary, and Oscar Marin, a policeman in the LAPD

I think you are missing the point or I don't get your humour

[Rozlee]

21. To the tea baggers, all us Mexican-Americans never assimilate.

And Cheech Marin himself was a stereotype in his Cheech and Chong movies. It never interfered with my enjoyment of them.

[arcane1]

41. I saw Cheech & Chong perform a few years ago, and Chong made this joke...

Basically saying that Cheech had been spending all of their off time giving back to his people.

By learning Spanish

[nyabingi]

18. Hilarious! (nt)

[JustAnotherGen]

22. I want my husband to do one

With an italian flag -

Holding an axe and some home made salsichhia!

[Moonwalk]

63. Rule is he has to be holding a weapon and a book...

Unless salsischhia is the equlivant of the bible to Italians

[JustAnotherGen]

70. Home made sausage

IS a religion!

[WorseBeforeBetter]

72. That makes sense.

I thinking more along the lines of cannoli, particularly with The Godfather, and all. What significance is the axe? I could see a corkscrew as the weapon, or a cheese knife... you know, silly.

[JustAnotherGen]

94. It's a Calabrese thing

In some of the old mountain towns - his included - they had to outlaw it as a way to settle disputes about - ready?


20-25 years ago.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

99. Ha, wasn't aware of that...

but figured there was some significance!

[47of74]

23. This gives me an idea.

[Half-Century Man]

29. I've got a Dungeon Masters Guide

I think my brother still has that 4 foot bong.
I just need to find the right blacklight poster.................

[Moonwalk]

64. No cheating! Must be a flag. I say go for a Game of Thrones flag...

Or middle earth or something like that

[Half-Century Man]

68. I'm really counting on the colors of a blacklight poster to pull it together....

So, what about a poster of a flag?
I vaguely remember a poster with the Freak Brothers carrying a flag (ala, spirit of 1776). A blacklight version of that?

[Moonwalk]

75. Might squeak under the wire....

[kentauros]

84. No flag, no country!

[Half-Century Man]

106. I represent the land of confusion..

[steve2470]

36. can't wait for the UK version....

holding a cup of tea, perhaps ?

[myrna minx]

38. A pint and a curry take out?

[steve2470]

39. ah wasn't aware curry was so popular there

[Hekate]

47. Really? The "curry shop at the end of the road" is a literary cliche in England long since.

Apparently London has curry shops the way New York has Chinese take-out.

[steve2470]

49. I'm not well-read, so yea, this is news to me

This is why I come to DU

[Iggo]

61. Wow! I didn't know that.

Very interesting.

Thanks.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

71. Ideas for Scotland?

Guy in a kilt, with bagpipes as the weapon, or maybe haggis, and, hmm, what book? Trainspotting, some sort of guide to single malt? (Don't pounce, I love bagpipes!)

The Netherlands: bicycle lock as the weapon, or maybe a colorful clog. Not sure what book.

Oh, I would love to see this go global.

[madfloridian]

42. You might end up on her twitter page.

She's really going strong. Even calls WV Democratic Women a hate group. So persecuted.

https://twitter.com/HollyRFisher

[steve2470]

43. FauxNews gig in 3,2,1.... nt

[madfloridian]

44. Already had one on Fox and Friends. Video.

[steve2470]

45. yea, would not surprise me if she became permanent one day...

She'd have to dye her hair though

[AtheistCrusader]

54. Look at that shit eating grin when they toss her these softball questions.

"It's shocking for me" tee heee heee

Goddamn, they even made it about Obamacare at the end. Missed Benghazi, or this could have been an inside the park home run.

[tomm2thumbs]

55. These low IQ's all in one place... reminds me of 3 modems communicating together in 1981 at 300 baud

I see their mouths moving but I hear this

[Tommymac]

69. I watched it with the audio off...

They even look like they are saying dumb things.

[a la izquierda]

83. I almost just spewed my coffee.

This whole thread is a win.

[Ichingcarpenter]

56. DU and the world strikes again, Redditt made an ass out her as have Fark

the internet is brutal on fools liars and idiots




I wonder how much she got for that faux gig?
They pay a lot for those interviews I'm thinking ten grand..

[Hekate]

48. These are a hoot. I want more, more, more.

[kentauros]

85. Sweden's flag. Death with a scythe, and the seven seals.

[czarjak]

53. Hey sweetie

Hate to have to break this to ya, but you're being blasphemous. Look it up I dare ya. Or I guess I can just quote John Boehner for ya, "that's not how it works."

[blkmusclmachine]

58. Dumb.

[etherealtruth]

60. Poor, Holly Fisher

It must be hard work to maintain her level of stupidity

[DeSwiss]

62. Best pics 'o the day!!!!

- K&R

[whistler162]

65. Not sure who the fool was

that added the 2nd picture but the woman is dead. Has been dead for quite awhile after she blew herself and others up in the Middle East.

[dflprincess]

74. The second picture, along with Holly Fisher's, has been floating around the internet for days

and was not intended to amuse as much as it was meant to point out the similarity between a member of the American Christian Taliban and her counterpart in the Islamic Taliban.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

100. Dead or alive, the comparison remains --

lunatic with a weapon and sacred book, wrapped in a flag. Guess that could be up to three weapons, depending on one's perspective.

[Diremoon]

77. Hilarious!

It is just a shame that the right wing of this country's citizens is always embarrassing us. I would sometimes like to point out that we are not all that stupid, but there doesn't seem to be much evidence to support that claim.

[Squinch]

102. Don't you cringe when you see that stuff?

I like to watch Danish TV dramas. They are fabulous, and eventually they all seem to get Americanized and the American versions never hold a candle to the originals (i.e, The Killing, The Bridge)

But anyway, to see what other countries think about us is very eye opening. And saddening, especially when you have to agree with what they are saying.

By the way, WELCOME! Nice to see you here.

[wickerwoman]

96. What fun

[wickerwoman]

97. Also

[WorseBeforeBetter]

101. Ha. And Denmark...

...and the weapon, a tool used to make teak furniture?



Goofy, sweet, silly, irreverent... I could have fun with this for hours.

[TheMightyFavog]

107. How about a tool tied with Denmark's most famous export?

A Lego brick separator?

[WorseBeforeBetter]

109. I *totally* forgot about Lego...

much better idea!

[Thespian2]

104. Wonder if she understands

that she has become the definition of STUPIDITY?

[samsingh]

105. she's being make out the fool that she is

[fracaspunk1]

108. Seems legit

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