Politician Explains Why Sodomy Is Causing AIDS Due to "Sperm Enzyme"

[ismnotwasm]

Fucking moron.

Bob Frey is a Republican running for the Minnesota House of Representatives, and he's worried about the economic cost of sodomy. He's not against gay people, mind you — the problem, he explained yesterday, has to do with the way sperm burns our anal cavities. Here's his theory.

It turns out that Frey has a longstanding theory that sperm extrude a "burning" enzyme that's only neutralized when the sperm meets an egg. When sperm are running around loose in somebody's anus, they burn everything and cause AIDS. According to Raw Story's David Edwards, Frey said:

It's more about sodomy than about pigeonholing a lifestyle. When you have egg and sperm that meet in conception, there's an enzyme in the front that burns through the egg. The enzyme burns through so the DNA can enter the egg ... [But when the] sperm is deposited anally ... it's the enzyme that causes the immune system to fail. That's why the term is AIDS – acquired immunodeficiency syndrome.
As a science fiction fan, I like this theory. But I feel like it needs to be fleshed out more. I'm curious about what happens to all the sperm that don't meet up with eggs during vaginal sex. Also, I would like to know whether swallowing sperm after oral sex causes ulcers.

It's actually possible that Frey learned about this theory from his son Mike, who offered this testimony against gay marriage last year.

http://io9.com/politician-explains-why-sodomy-is-causing-aids-due-to-1603846473

[lunasun]

1. Did his mother tell him he would burn off both his hands jerking off??

[Agschmid]

8. Ummm... rug burn is a real problem for many men.

[BainsBane]

2. I know why he has this idea

"Frey has a longstanding theory that sperm extrude a "burning" enzyme that's only neutralized when the sperm meets an egg."

It's because every time he's had sex, the woman has cried out in agony, except when his wife really, really wanted to get pregnant, then she kept quiet. Wack job theory thus easily explained by one simple fact: he is lousy in bed.

[ismnotwasm]

3. I was thinking a lot more rude

Clearly dude has no grasp of science OR sex as per usual with Repukes.

[blue neen]

4. Has Frey been getting campaign tips from Rick Santorum?

You know, ol' "Man on Dog" Ricky Santorum also has some very bizarre theories.

[one_voice]

5. Whattheeverlovingfuck?!?!

[Agschmid]

9. Yup.

[Eleanors38]

6. Well, I've heard about putting out the fire, butt "burning enzyme?"

Reminds me of the Ohio Players --

"When you're hot, you're hot. You really shoot your shot, you're dynamite..."

[TreasonousBastard]

7. Here's a good article on this asshole...

and why Minnesotans should be very afraid...

(but it does include an "answer" to the swallowed sperm question)

http://www.queerty.com/meet-bob-frey-the-sodomy-obsessed-aids-villain-and-heir-to-michele-bachmann-20140709

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Before running for office, his biggest political success was helping Michele Bachmann dismantle the Profiles in Learning program in Minnesota, which was designed to promote higher standards in education by requiring minimum competence in skills like basic reading, writing, and math for all graduates from state high schools.

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Later in the video, the narrator repeats what Frey told Minn Post almost verbatim: “When sperm enters the digestive system, it is quickly absorbed into the blood. It is the enzyme in the sperm that causes the immune system to fail. AIDS stands for acquired immune deficiency syndrome.”

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Neither Frey nor his Republican opponent, Jim Nash, were able to clench their party’s nomination earlier this year, which means the men will battle it out in a primary scheduled in August. District 47A is heavily Republican, which means that, if he can beat Nash, Frey has a very good shot at actually being elected.

[ismnotwasm]

10. This sentence--

"It’s more about sodomy than about pigeonholing a lifestyle."

Very strange

[Quantess]

11. "Pigeonholing"

That sounds so dirty, I don't even want to ask.

[TreasonousBastard]

12. Omigod! The Urban Dictionary...

actually has two entries for it.

And you probably don't want to know.

(And here we all thought it was just about sticking notes in the "pigeonholes" of old-fashioned desks.)

[TreasonousBastard]

13. Not so strange-- he's trying to...

separate his feelings about homosexuality from his odd health theories. i.e. it's OK to be homosexual, just don't do certain dangerous acts.

Doesn't make any difference what we think-- it probably works for his district.