"Israel Intercepts Massive Palestinian Rock Shipment"
==thank goodness...
NABLUS, GAZA STRIP (AP)—Israeli troops patrolling the border of the Gaza Strip breathed a sigh of relief Monday as state-of-the-art Israeli customs-searching equipment intercepted a large shipment of rocks bound for Palestinian youth demonstrators.
Israeli soldiers guard crates of intercepted Soviet rocks bound for Palestinian youth demonstrators. The weapons are valued at 800 million dinar, or about $6.
It is believed that the shipment came from a rogue Soviet republic willing to sell rocks to the highest bidder on the international arms market.
The value of the shipment—250 crates filled with rocks, pebbles and gravel—is estimated in the neighborhood of 800 million dinar (about $6).
The rocks, mostly small, one-hand throwing rocks, were concealed in large crates of medical supplies being sent to PLO camps near the Israel-Jordan border.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/israel-intercepts-massive-palestinian-rock-shipmen,1694/