Duck stabbed at Frostburg city duck park

[XanaDUer]

FROSTBURG, Md. (AP) - Authorities in Frostburg say they hope to quickly find the person who fatally stabbed a city park duck.

The Cabela's folding knife has a 3-inch blade etched with the logo of the National Wilde Turkey Federation.

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/04/duck-stabbed-at-frostburg-city-duck-park-74650.html

[anti-alec]

1. Wilde Turkey Federation?

Head off to Kentucky and to the distillery... Must test evidence...

[elleng]

2. HAHAHAHA!

[meow2u3]

12. Wild Turkey Surprise

[elleng]

3. DUCK DUCK GOOSE!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/101891566

[LiberalEsto]

4. where's the missing fork?

and the duck sauce?

[Edweird]

5. What could a duck possibly do to deserve being stabbed?

Some people are pathetic.

[XanaDUer]

6. Yes

The person didn't eat it or anything- just stabbed the poor thing to death.

[nykym]

8. The atacker felt

threatened. Stand your Ground!
You know those *%#@*^$ ducks will do almost anything!

[Edweird]

9. If he was the Gingerbread man or a delivery guy for Wonder Bread, maybe.

But other than that, I ain't buying it. By god, all you need to 'hunt' them is a piece of bread and pair of pliers and a sack to put them in.

Sadly, there are some real jerkwads here in Florida that revel in killing harmless ducks (and turtles and what-have-you). It's clearly like that all over, though.

[DefenseLawyer]

7. Holden Caulfield could not be reached for comment. n/t

[magical thyme]

10. I don't get the lame attempts at jokes

at the malicious and senseless killing of a beautiful animal. Frankly, I'm surprised and disappointed. I just don't see anything humorous here, only sadness at a waste of life.

Ducks and other birds are wonderful, beautiful animals and they want to live as much as the rest of us. I hope the authorities find the asshole and throw the book at him or her.

[Duer 157099]

11. Crap, and I was just about to post about how many DUzy candidates were in this thread

I'm as much an animal lover as anyone, but I can still see the humor in some of the replies. The poor duck is already dead.

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. Maybe the duck had it comin'. N/t

[Joe Shlabotnik]

15. Well said, I couldn't agree more. n/t

[AtomicKitten]

13. We must never become desensitized to the casual cruelty toward critters. nt

[SomethingFishy]

16. Hey, the duck was threatening him.. he was just "Standing his ground".