"When I learned how to light my f*rts, I could find my way at last!" Come CAPTION The Donald!!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Why does my mouth always swallow my face in the mirror?&quot Trump is saying: "Listen Bret, if I've said one thing, I've said one thing all along: the true American hero is the Capitalist Alpha-Male who's not afraid to try new things that will profit himself and thereby others as well. . . . That's the true altruist!!! . . . That's the true hero!!! . . . Not some spineless doctor who has to go to Africa because he is so bad nowhere else will have him, and who now claims to have been trying to help the sick for Christ's sake when he is only trying to look after his own miserable self. . . . If anything that should be clear by now!"




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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following Politico story:

http://www.politico.com/story/2014/08/ebola-us-donald-trump-reaction-109636.html

[Siwsan]

1. Well, f*rt lighting could explain his brain damage

IMHO

[Lint Head]

2. Then send the true American hero Capitalist Alpha-Male Trump into the midst of ISIS with

nothing but a Scout Knife and lets see what kind if hero this coward really is.

[BlueJazz]

3. THAT'S part of what's wrong with this country (and the world)

[Dirty Socialist]

4. He sounds like

He's about to go bankrupt yet again and he wants our help.

[skip fox]

5. "My hairdo is telling me what to say."