You GD rats jumped the shark with the porn shit, we are past due on a pit bull thread

[snooper2]

But you know what, that is what happens when folks don't follow the schedule

It is like people signed up in 2012

[zappaman]

1. Thought this was Moon Bombing month?

[shenmue]

10. Dont tuch the but.

[Freddie]

2. We need a thread about shaving "down there"

It's time for one

[Ken Burch]

8. We need a thread about shaving in Australia?

[pinboy3niner]

13. Well nobody can figure out how they do it upside down

Aren't roo the least bit curious?

[Ken Burch]

14. Naah...I'm koala with it. n/t.

[riqster]

61. They go out back.

And try to avoid hearing the phrase, "eucalyptus too short".

[davidpdx]

37. A 12 step pictorial:

[BainsBane]

41. pluck pubic hair???

[pinboy3niner]

48. Well, it does take a lot of pluck, and...

"I hate pluck!"

[davidpdx]

55. Yeah that doesn't sound like it would be very pleasant

I tend to use a razor myself.

I know........

[WorseBeforeBetter]

3. Shaving/waxing hasn't been touched on in a while.

Epic TMI thread.

[Ken Burch]

4. So we're going to have a thread about hot pit bull-on-shark action?

[Ken Burch]

5. Which did you mean by "pit bull"?

Or

[Atman]

6. I dressed my pit bull up as a seeing eye dog and took him to Olive Garden.

[Ken Burch]

16. That's ONE way to make sure you get those free soup, pasta and bread refills. n/t.

[progressoid]

60. Was anyone breastfeeding while you were there?

[LeftyMom]

7. My copy of the calendar says circumcision.

Somebody tried to get a PETA thread going last night. Utter chaos. Nobody even did the annual 4th of July fireworks flamefest.

Fuck it, let's all sychronize watches: Laura Brannigan in 3, 2, 1...

[shenmue]

12. Here you go

[pinboy3niner]

9. Personally, I have no position on pit bull prostitution...

...but I have no problem with prosecuting the pimp bulls.

[Ken Burch]

15. Somebody HAS to do a photoshop of a Pimp Bull. n/t.

[pinboy3niner]

18. Here ya go, mate

(Though I would have chosen a bovine, myself.)

[kwassa]

11. Breast-feeding your circumsized corn-flake covered pitbull at Olive Garden really ticks me off.

[pinboy3niner]

20. I didn't catch that. Kudzu repeat it, please?

[Warren DeMontague]

33. i like Ranger Sex

It's better than your average sex.

[House of Roberts]

17. I signed up in 2013

What did I do this time?

[DamnYankeeInHouston]

19. Shave the pit bulls.

[EX500rider]

21. No, no, it's August, that's atomic bomb month! n/t

[2naSalit]

22. Dang it

now I'm all confuzeded.

[Brother Buzz]

23. Get in line, I'm waiting for a chicken thread

And I am due beer and travel money, and many experiences.

[pinboy3niner]

26. Oh sure, just pullet out of your ass, as usual

[Brother Buzz]

27. I cry fowl

[pinboy3niner]

29. Admit it, you're just winging it and trying to broil the waters again

You can't fowl me. I've been keeping abreast of your posts.

[callous taoboy]

57. Time to choke the chicken.

[DJ13]

24. Pitbull porn?

Now you've done it.....

[dionysus]

25. what's next.. fried chicken with corn flakes, olive garden, or breastfeeding in public?

[MADem]

28. Smoking!! And those electric cigarettes, too!!! nt

[Sissyk]

30. We did that one off schedule last month.

You just can't count on us 2012 people to get anything right!!111!!!

CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!1111!!!!!

[pinboy3niner]

31. OK. n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

32. Like PETA, pit bulls just haven't been delivering the GD goods lately.

Now if Olive Garden started a delivery service where chicken was brought to peoples houses by google-powered drones with onboard pit bull navigators, then yes, pit bulls would be delivering the goods.

[pinboy3niner]

34. Pit bulls are great navigators!

The only problem is that their drool fries the controls (as found in the investigations of all those tragic crashes).

Speaking of fries, have you been to McDonald's lately?

[Warren DeMontague]

36. Is that a serious question, or a set-up for another round of pun-ishment?

Nah, i haven't eaten at mcdonalds in probably 15 years. Back when i still did red meat i admit i sometimes enjoyed the old in and out.

[pinboy3niner]

39. Your sexual innuendo is not fooling anybody

"i admit i sometimes enjoyed the old in and out." I rest my case!

No sex threads in GD!!! Next thing we know, you'll be bringing animals into it again and then we'll have a ménagerie à trois! This time we are going to nip this in the bud (so to speak )!

[Warren DeMontague]

40. Yeah

Take it to craigslist, sicko!

[pinboy3niner]

42. They banned me :)

Can you suggest another one of your sites?

[Warren DeMontague]

46. There's Frankslist, which is sort of like craigslist

except instead of on the internet it's on a stained yellow legal pad in my Uncle Frank's garage.

[pinboy3niner]

49. I would NEVER consult your Uncle Frank!

Not after that last time...

[BainsBane]

35. Circumcision is getting the shaft

[pinboy3niner]

44. They may be doing it wrong

[BainsBane]

45. The hospital disagrees

(Reuters) - An Alabama man who went in to a hospital last month for a circumcision awoke after surgery to find his penis had been amputated, his lawyer said on Thursday.

Johnny Lee Banks Jr., 56, said in a lawsuit filed in state court earlier this week that no one at the Princeton Baptist Medical Center in Birmingham, Alabama, had told him why it had been necessary to remove his penis.

"My client is devastated," said Banks' attorney John Graves.

Banks, who is married and does not work due to a disability, did not recall the precise date of the incident but believed it occurred in June, his attorney said.

A spokeswoman for the hospital's parent company said in a statement that Banks' allegations were without merit.

"We intend to defend all counts aggressively," Kate DeWitt Darden, spokeswoman for Baptist Health System, said in a statement.

http://in.reuters.com/article/2014/07/24/us-usa-alabama-circumcision-idINKBN0FT24T20140724

[Warren DeMontague]

47. "You're lucky we didn't charge you more, for the extra work!"

[pinboy3niner]

50. It's a damn shame!

They have such a nice cafeteria.

[AgingAmerican]

38. Subjects

Meant to distract from talking about Obama.

[BainsBane]

43. Damn straight

Impeachment doesn't happen by itself.

[B Calm]

51. My neighbors pit bull almost ripped my hand off last week. All I

did was reach down to pat her head and she got excited. I won't allow my 7 yr old granddaughter to go over there anymore to play with their granddaughter after that!

[betsuni]

52. Next topic: bowel movements

All this rather vulgar disclosure of one's personal hard-ons: being tied up and bossed around or bossing someone around and spanking them while your 50 gray shades are open or whatever, no-string-chesse-attached thrill-bonking of strangers with candy, the insistence that strippers and prostitutes are in it for the love of the game and everyone's orifices are ready for incoming objects at any time, etc. -- this has humped the shark. TBH, it's TMI BM ASAP thread time.

[pinboy3niner]

53. Sorry, we already have another topic first in line. But that can be #2.

[betsuni]

54. HA!

[callous taoboy]

56. Please don't encourage the poo porn fetishers.

..."and everyone's orifices are ready for incoming objects at any time, etc."

[Warren DeMontague]

58. I don't know about you, but I *HATED* dodgeball.

[betsuni]

59. Oh, the poo fetishers

Like the scene in the movie Crimes and Misdemeanors. Woody Allen's face when he hears about his sister's poo experience is the same as mine when I hear about people's gross sex lives:

[callous taoboy]

62. That he's wearing a brown leather jacket, too. Perfect!

[Orsino]

63. What we really needed was another scolding thread. n/t

[snooper2]

64. who has the next turn? I don't have that on my spreadsheet