Ebola is sign of the "endtimes..."

[Archae]

According to this ditz, who BTW says marriage equality is "Satanic."

Janet Parshall: Ebola Is Part Of God's End Times Judgment

Submitted by Brian Tashman on Tuesday, 8/12/2014 1:30 pm

Religious Right talk radio host Janet Parshall stopped by the American Family Association show “Today’s Issues” yesterday to discuss the recent outbreak of Ebola in West Africa. According to Parshall, Ebola, the conflict in Ukraine, and violence in the Mideast are all messages from God telling us that the End Times are near: “God gives us a warning, another warning, another warning, another warning because he is a gentleman God.”

- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/janet-parshall-ebola-part-gods-end-times-judgment#sthash.nh55WrJB.dpuf

[CreekDog]

1. Yes, if not for science, it probably would be a sign of the endtimes for us

luckily she isn't getting her way.

[sharp_stick]

2. I wish these people would

hurry up and rapture already, we need to start cleaning the place up and it'll be a lot easier with them gone.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

24. couldn't agree more. n/t

[Rex]

3. Can anyone point out where it talks about Rapture in the Bible?

No, of course not...how can these people be SO FUCKING STUPID as to not even know that the Rapture isn't even MENTIONED in the Bible?! They must read the Scofield Reference Bible, kidding, no doubt making up compounding stories is easy for a pathological liar like Parshall.

[1StrongBlackMan]

4. From the KJ Version ...

•1 Thessalonians 4:16-18, For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trumpet of God; and the dead in Christ shall rise first. 17 Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air, and thus we shall always be with the Lord. 18 Therefore comfort one another with these words.”
•1 Corinthians 15:20-23, “But now Christ has been raised from the dead, the first fruits of those who are asleep. 21 For since by a man came death, by a man also came the resurrection of the dead. 22 For as in Adam all die, so also in Christ all shall be made alive. 23 But each in his own order: Christ the first fruits, after that those who are Christ’s at His coming.”
•1 Cor. 15:51-52, “Behold, I tell you a mystery; we shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, 52 in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet; for the trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised imperishable, and we shall be changed.”

Just saying ...

[safeinOhio]

5. Didn't Jesus also say

there were people there at the time that would live to see his return..

Some very old people out there somewhere.

[1StrongBlackMan]

7. Not that I am aware of ...

But Jesus did speak of the rapture:

Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left. "Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into. So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him. (Matthew 24:40-44)

[safeinOhio]

10. KJ

King James Bible
Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.

[1StrongBlackMan]

11. Doesn't that mean ...

that the "divinity" of the Christ would be established within the disciples' life time, i.e., the cruxification and ascension?

[safeinOhio]

13. depends on who is interpreting

or as I like to call it "which loop hole"


http://agnosticreview.com/debates16.htm

Most loop holes have cults built around them. I stop when ever I hear a religious person say "what jesus meant here is…" Says who, says I.

This part is talking about when will he return,i.e. .rapture. I leave it at that.

[safeinOhio]

14. Claims world is ending imminently ✓

(John 2:18, Matthew 16:28, Matthew 24:34, entire book of Revelations) and that was almost 2,000 years ago made by a doomsday cult of the time.

This is only how I see it. I feel everyone is free to see it anyway they wish.

[1StrongBlackMan]

16. Which is just as inflexible as they other person saying ...

"what jesus meant here is…", No?

I am a solid "I don't know, nor is it important to me" sojourning agnostic that has spent considerable time studying religious doctrine ... so I have heard/read/discussed many different "meanings" of many passages.

[Rex]

8. Where is the word RAPTURE in there? No sorry but it is NOT there!

Thanks for trying!

[1StrongBlackMan]

9. Where is the word "Privacy" ...

in the US Constitution? But is that not a concept that is widely recognized?

Thanks for trying!

[smirkymonkey]

18. "And there shall in that time be rumours of things going astray, and there will be a great confusion

"... as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment…at this time, a friend shall lose his friends’s hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before around eight o’clock..."

I think that pretty much explains it.

[Rex]

22. They just love to stick words in there year after year!

Whatever the need to keep stealing from the poor and ignorant.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

23. ...

[Iggo]

6. Fucking idiots.

[Marrah_G]

12. science and logic escape these people

[safeinOhio]

15. of course,

they were still looking for the "four corners of the earth".

[Archae]

17. Wikipedia entry...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture

Face it, it's been more than 2000 years now.

There isn't going to be any "Rapture" or "Endtimes."

There are a lot of religions where the head prophet said he/she would return after dying.

[pinboy3niner]

19. It's just an attempt to distract us from the coming Zombie Apocalypse

That's the only explanation that makes any sense.

[Wounded Bear]

20. Isn't everything a sign of the impending rapture?

[hatrack]

21. Ebola is a sign of evolution . . .

When will these dumb fucks realize that it's NOT ALL ABOUT THEM AND THEIR STUPID FUCKING BOOK?

God, I am so fucking TIRED of the Get Out Of Reality Free Card that none dare question or criticize.