I live in an area that is so rural that the only time we lock our cars

[Jackpine Radical]

is when we drive to town during zucchini season.

[PowerToThePeople]

1. :-) n/t

[snooper2]

3. Yesterday I was walking around and noticed my zipper was down

[pinboy3niner]

4. Well, far beet from me to cast asparagus

[boston bean]

10. Instead, lettuce pray.

[Jackpine Radical]

19. I don't carrot all

for this corn of barley passable attempt at rye wit. It goes against the grain.

[TlalocW]

5. I made this joke to one of my sisters the other day

When I visited her, and she gave me some produce out of her garden including two giant zucchini.

From those two giant zucchini, I made over 30 zucchini/corn patties and 6 loaves of zucchini bread.

TlalocW

[Jackpine Radical]

6. I was reminded of it this morning at my geezer gathering

where everyone was trying to give zucchini to everyone else.

[newfie11]

7. That's a veggie that u toss in the open window of every uninhabited car

Otherwise it will take over your home.

I'm having that happen now as I type this!!

[Jackpine Radical]

8. Ergo my OP.

When I was a kid we used to fantasize that the 2 possibilities for natural wealth in Wisconsin would be if someone could find a use for lots sand and for zucchini. Well, they're mining our sand for fracking and the locals sure aren't getting rich from it. That leaves us with only zucchini to pin our hopes on.

[newfie11]

13. Lol

[Brother Buzz]

9. I left my bagpipes unattended in my unlocked car

When I returned, there were two more sets of pipes in the back seat.

I planted three Zucs this year, what was I thinking?

[NM_Birder]

12. what do you call the sound of a banjo hitting the inside wall of a dumpster ?

"perfect pitch"

[ChisolmTrailDem]

11. Keep an eye out for the legendary Loch Ness Zuchinni!

[malaise]

15. ROFL

Nice thread

[pinboy3niner]

14. Count your blessings--at least you won't have to worry about attacks by raging bears

Montana woman fends off bear attack with zucchini
September 23, 2010

The Associated Press

FRENCHTOWN, Mont. — Police say a Montana woman fended off a bear attack with an unlikely weapon — a zucchini.

Missoula County Sheriff's Lt. Rich Maricelli says a 200-pound black bear attacked one of the woman's dogs just after midnight Wednesday on the back porch of her home about 15 miles west of Missoula.

When the woman, whom police did not name, tried to separate the animals, the bear bit her in the leg.

Maricelli says the woman reached for the nearest object at hand on the porch's railing — a large zucchini that she had harvested from her garden.

The woman flung the vegetable at the bear, striking it and forcing it to flee.

http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2012976003_bearzucchini24m.html

[Jackpine Radical]

16. Yes indeed. When we pick wild berries this time of year,

we generally wear a couple of zucchini as bear repellent.

[Little Star]

17. Those and summer squash.

[SummerSnow]

18. I lived in a rural town, we had turkey crossing signs.lol