Mental water boarding for the whole family! . . .Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!

[skip fox]

Sean ("My head is on my other foot&quot Hannity is saying: "What I want to know is how come everyone's so down on the police all of sudden! . . . I'm not saying that they're always right. . . . Heck they're all different individuals, so a couple are liable to slip up occasionally and accidently shoot someone like a kid or get a bit rough and beat up an elderly couple. . . . But when you see what they're up against!!! . . . Hell, unarmed teenagers, reporters, citizens filming their every move, a sullen citizenry, public criticism. . . . You name it! . . . I say we need more S.W.A.T units and heavier weaponry!! "


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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/14/sean-hannity-cops-mike-brown_n_5679087.html?utm_hp_ref=politics&ir=Politics

[skip fox]

1. "What's of primary importance is keeping our streets safe for the police!"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. Yes of course Barack Obama was responsible for the shooting in Ferguson, umm

just give me until after the commercial break and I'll come up with something.

[underpants]

4. Sean stares down at his script hoping some new words will magically appear

[skip fox]

5. "Well, it's obvious he supports rap singers

who encourage African-American adolescent males to act up in public (or "act out" as they put it), so that they will be shot and eh community will riot. . . . Why didn't I think of that earlier?)

[underpants]

3. As any Great American knows it's like when myself and Gov. Rick Perry were down on the border

in that boat posing for pictures beside a mounted machine gun while we were hunting er I mean looking for children, illegals or when proudly self proclaimed non-citizen ranchers have a militia pointing guns at local and Federal law enforcement it's all just the same. I don't see a problem but the mainstream media will say things like "inconsistent" or "disproportionate" but me? I don't have a problem.

Next up my whisper buddy Bibi Netanyahu

[Erose999]

6. Later in the program Ann Coulter will be joining me for awkward sexual innuendo. But first a message

from our sponsor, Jim Bob's Payday Loans and Bail Bonds.

[rustydog]

7. "Hi, I'm Sean "Slant-Head" Hannity and I have no fucking clue

what I believe in until I receive the memo from Roger Ailes!"

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. I've gotta take a shit real badly but I'm stuck on TV.