Time to award my first-ever You Suck As A Human Being award to this NM woman...

[derby378]

An Albuquerque woman tried to poison her two roommates after one of them caught her having sex with a dog, police said.

One of the roommates said she found 53-year-old Shari Walters lying nude in a backyard shed with her German shepherd, Spike.

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While having dinner that night, Walters' ex-boyfriend and the other roommate noticed their food tasted odd and their water wasn't clear.

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Then she said Walters attacked her and admitted to putting rubbing alcohol in their water and toilet bowl cleaner in their food.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/15/nm-woman-tried-to-poison-roommates-after-they-caught-her-having-sex-with-dogs-police/

[In_The_Wind]

1. She deserves that award.

[Brickbat]

2. Here's hoping she gets the help she needs.

It takes a lot of damage to get there. This world is so ugly sometimes.

[LuvNewcastle]

3. She definitely deserves the award.

An older roommate of mine told me once that she had had oral sex with a Doberman a couple of times. I already knew that she was odd, but that doesn't even cover the half of it. She said that she believed that the dog was the reincarnation of a very horny man. I like fun, quirky roommates, but she was just off the chain.

[FSogol]

4. Don't you mean, "off the leash"?

[Stallion]

5. Depends. How big was the Dog?

nm

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. Were both wearing flea collars during their tryst?

[Daemonaquila]

7. Actually I'd give that award to the intended victim.

Raping her dog? Seriously? I can understand her response. Maybe not wise, but "I think I'm going to kill my roommate" is not at all an unreasonable feeling at that point.

[hifiguy]

8. I still remain existentially amazed at

the number of bent arrows walking around loose.