"Please consider this your final notice"

[safeinOhio]

Then why do I have to press 3 to not get any further notices, Brigitte?

[MohRokTah]

1. ?

[Orrex]

2. Because Brigitte is a lying sack of baloney.

She's always been that way.

[Codeine]

3. Fuckin Brigitte.

This is why we can't have nice things.

[lpbk2713]

4. Three is her favorite number.

[pipi_k]

5. I'm still getting calls

from her evil twin, Rachel.

Oh, and they want you to press 3 so they'll know you're actually hearing from them in some manner when either you, or your answering machine, pick up.

Being a stalker is hard work. They don't want to waste their energy on people who aren't bothered by the stalking

When you press 3, it lets them know you're pissed off. Way more entertaining for them.