“Ideologically we are all Russian imperialist nationalists, descendants of the White Guard,”

[Benton D Struckcheon]

“For me this territory is Russian, the communists gave it away unfairly,” he argues, referring to a decision by Stalin’s successor Nikita Khrushchev in 1954 to cede parts of Russian territory, including the Crimean peninsula, to Ukraine.

“This land must be returned to the Russian people.”

Link: http://www.france24.com/en/focus/20140826-far-right-russian-jihad-fighters-cross-ukraine/

[The Magistrate]

1. Poor Naive Child, Sir....

Clearly you have been duped by a carefully contrived false flag operation run by NATO and its Nazi allies in Kiev in a desperate attempt to convince the world Russia is less than the beacon of light held out for the freedom of all peoples from U.S. domination....

"If you have four pencils and seven apples, how many pancakes fit on the roof? Purple! Because aliens wear hats!"

[Benton D Struckcheon]

2. I know.

I'm easily confused that way.

[The Magistrate]

3. Well, We Could, I Suppose, Sir, Secure Enlightenment By Swallowing and Regurgitating Russia Times

"I am Dyslexus of Borg. Your ass will be laminated."